55977 (53%) 48780 (47%)
55977 (53%) people have pressed this button, while 48780 (47%) did not.
You effectively fix every one of humanity's problems and go down in history as a hero.
but
You contract aids and are forced to die a slow, painful death as a martyr.
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BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
Aids is one of humanity"s problems.

Chipper Fleming12 years ago
what if I fixed aids

I8gum2 years ago
What if I fixed your mom
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TinyBubblebuttTim9 years ago
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD! SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD! BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME!!! REMEMBER ME, CONTRACTING AIDS! *YeEeEeEah!*

RedLordBoss9 years ago
At least I would die knowing that I saved a lot of people AD VICTORIM

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
This is a no brained press the damn button. If you fix all humanity's ills, you've cured AIDS.

Yolo6645 9 years ago
You'd die as a hero
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Zac Houston12 years ago
Bye bye Religion... oh, and bye bye AIDS... woot, cured myself wassup! /swagger

Adam_bomb347 years ago
I agree with you religion makes humanity rely upon things other than themselves, it is a problem.
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Dorian Juge12 years ago
F my problems, if I help everyone, then so be it.

ObviousRoleplayer94 10 years ago
Humanity problem might be AIDS...so...loophole? @_@

James Scott12 years ago
I feel like life without problems isnt worth living, but also the angle about fixing aids is a good point.

The Dark Void 9 years ago
Solve aids, get aids, aids cured

KitsuneFireSpirit9 years ago
Still says you die a slow and painful death.

Fat Greta10 years ago
I'd cure aids cuz it's a huge problem n there're other ways than die slowly

swank5 years ago
Why are 90% of these buttons "no disease but u die".

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I'd kill myself before the AIDS could XD

naffsidno10 years ago
I get aids via sex

Panifex7 years ago
I can't think of a good reason why anyone wouldn't press this button

dankmemes1018 years ago
no people = no problems. I'll just kill everyone. I call it "Taking Out The Trash"

Panifex7 years ago
That"s a little dark, but you"re right

Mr.epicderp33229 years ago
😶😶😶😶😶😶

buddy23711 years ago
Is that not the point of life? To make sure that you did something signifigant with it?

YoureGonnaLuvMe9 years ago
This options create a paradox. Unless aids are not humanity;s problem?

wswg8 months ago
我解决了艾滋病

Róbert Dudáš12 years ago
Fuck Bieber

Setsuna8 years ago
I"d do it.

SsnakeeTheDragon6 years ago
What if you fix death

zeroXXsniper10 years ago
At least am history. Yay!

inkredeble10 years ago
Didn't press it, but even if I did and you somehow didn't cure aids for yourself and couldn't, just kill yourself. Won't have to suffer atleast.

Brittany Yingling12 years ago
I'd cure aids so bingo.

BobFaceASDF8 years ago
...overpopulation?

best will you press the button player9 years ago
shame

Jess Burks12 years ago
For the good of humanity!

Boonaw9 years ago
Not a problem for I

DarkPit100610 years ago
If I die by something besides age, I don't want to die slow

pixelmanTyler5 years ago
what is a martyr

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider6910 months ago
martyr is someone who feels pain 👍

LBiscuit10 years ago
HISTORY, REMEMBER ME!!!!

Pepe1937 years ago
What if i shoot myself in the head?

Ivan200610 years ago
A "slow, painful death" doesn't sound like something that would happen to a person from a first-world country when they contract AIDS.

Migdin18 years ago
One of humanity"s problems is me dying! Plz

Gnarlicious9 years ago
To prevent more problems the hero would have to kill them all because humanity is a problem itself. People kill each other to control a fragment of a dot in all universe. And to stop this from happening the hero would have to kill every man standing left o...[Show full comment]

realpackiewolf9 years ago
Guys. Always remember what I am just about to say, ok? Life = Life

Ran Ren12 years ago
Screw humanity, They're not worth saving.

littlelaphi10 years ago
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Jack david9 years ago
Fuck off!
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Thedirptank5 years ago
So like Freddy mercury, he fixed what was wrong with people in the form of a song, and yet died painfully by being gay( hence the aids )

E.t. Drouin12 years ago
Everyone one has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago
I don't care about my life if humanity never gets sick again

PotatoLord4209 years ago
Getting Aid Is Tied With Being Justin Bieber's Senpai On My #1 Spot In My "NEVER WHANT TO!!!" List...

immortalpoet10 years ago
Are death and AIDS not problems of humanity's?

BetterTitles9 years ago
Ahem? Most people with aids dont even get affected by it anymore. Why? SCIENCE BITCH! THE SCIENCE OF ADVANCED MEDICINE AND HEALTHCARE!!!!!

tits_as_pb!9 years ago
You will still die a slow, painful death

Kyle Alten12 years ago
I would hope everyone would chose to

NewMayorLuigi8 years ago
Aids is one of man"s problems. Cure my aids, I'm fine

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
this button works at the author"s interpretation, not yours

nuxxy4 years ago
no its mine

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago
When?
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