Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.
the117doctor8 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?
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Migdin19 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid.
Revenge will be sweet
RyanAmend7 years ago
Yeah✌
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DiesesAlpaka9 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea
That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.
jokes on him, if the name is popluar how the fuck can he insult it. It's like creating snapchat and hating on it.
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RileyDaWizard9 years ago
I name that new comedian there for by the instantaneous power of the button he must mock himself
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Maypaws3 years ago
And that comedian will be me.
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Ludovicaine10 years ago
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jpmmp9 years ago
Copyright + it doesnt said that i can kick that comedian in the ass
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sonic-php-master7 years ago
"Putin"
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Lego Las Elfico12 years ago
either way I wouldn't care
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singlelight8 years ago
I'll kill them haha haha
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poihju9 years ago
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bodiezane9 years ago
Ill name it the comedians name
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Kuroyukisenpai8 years ago
Isnt that what comedians are supposed to do anyways.
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CCthecat9 years ago
I name it 'the peson who mocks this name is is f***ing piece of shit' or what else? Yes that comedian gets famous but in a bad way (notorious)
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Col_Roy_Mustang10 years ago
name it ButtStallion
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JonesJimBobski9 years ago
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Duckz699 years ago
I replied. This doesnot work lier stop spamming this
And shut the fuck up.
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SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
name it china
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leroy11 years ago
sew sew sew
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Migdin18 years ago
I can sue him, because Planet-Migdin is copyrighted!!
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Toxictaco57 years ago
Make yourself anonymous
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Mjob1sniper9 years ago
Comedidiot. Make hi sound like he's just offended.
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Loopiloop10 years ago
asshole of the universe as name for the next discovered black hole
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ZigZag7 years ago
Name it "comedian dick"
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dragon_in_a_human_body2 years ago
i'd just laugh with them
tbh
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Natalia (I'm not Russian)10 years ago
Stop commenting stupid stuff ppl I HATE IT YOU WILL NOT BE KISSED! Ok!?!?
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Migdin18 years ago
I will call the new planet, Donald Trump, and he will be famous for mocking Donald Trump. He mocks Trump, and millions of people watches him do it, and I can watch him mock Donald Trump. Thats a win-win
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HandofSithis9 years ago
There is no downside.
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JustSomeGuy02178 years ago
The name? "I get turned on by children".
bloodyblade8 years ago
"Boner"
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Forshinya9 years ago
Like Uranus?
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ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Welcome to planet PenisInMyButthole
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Daria Michałowska12 years ago
The way I'd name it would be something that everyone would love to mock anyway - otherwise it'd be no fun.
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Jdude14339 years ago
So what?
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Fudge7 years ago
deja vu, i just had this one!
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skorgepoo9 years ago
introduce the brand new sun that magically appeared in our solar system our scientists at nasa say that it wont impact us at all so in turn we named it the dick muncher of bigger balls than yours or T.D.M.O.B.B.T.Y
CHANT IT EVERYONE
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AyaMayume10 years ago
As long as the new comedian is as awesome as Robin Williams
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TimeTotTARDIS9 years ago
I would call the next red planet they find Gallifrey
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