Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.
the117doctor8 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?
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Migdin18 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid.
Revenge will be sweet
RyanAmend7 years ago
Yeah✌
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DiesesAlpaka8 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea
That_One_Weird_Wolf4 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.
I'm sure this guy becomes a good comedian. WE NEED MORE HUMOR IN THIS WORLD
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Lonz_624110 years ago
You would be anyway.
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76wwe9 years ago
minion planet
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ARaditzFanInAButtonGame4 years ago
Im gonna troll him,cuz the name woll be Sugoma
NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
“So have y’all heard of this new search engine? Sugoma?” From the audience: “SUGOMA DICK!” *raucous laughter* “Okay, get out of here! This is a family friendly show!”
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whale.nuffsaid10 years ago
um. so i get to name a planet and everything stays the same? i love comedians anyways :3
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Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Mam8 years ago
Name the thing after the comedian or his mom. Lets see what he does now?
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Iohanis7 years ago
Just snap on him and take your credit
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teaspoonofsugarx8 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE
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GravityDog7659 years ago
If he's the the next famous big thing name him badly Mc faterson
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breezie5810 9 years ago
Win win.
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A Undertale Fan9 years ago
Meh so go UNDERTALE(Undertale search for the search engine)
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The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's10 years ago
name it obama
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keithisemo8 years ago
ill name it something making fun of him
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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
win win! I love comedians, I don't care how much they make fun of you, that's just what they do!
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Puppy2888 years ago
Copyright it and then sue him.
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ConnorLego4 years ago
Tha’d be hallarious, so YES
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asdguy0011 years ago
buttfucklandistan mock that buddy
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Furious destroyer 9 years ago
Name it I lol then he is making fun of himself
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SemiIsback7 years ago
KILL HIM! problem solved yay
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Lukieduke139 years ago
so i would name the new drake album?
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MasterTook2347 years ago
Who would miss said comedian, if he were to....... I dunno, disappear?
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SilentAssassin9 years ago
Lets hope it's gonna be Kevin Hart
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King Schultz9 years ago
Id name a pig napoleon
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deerhunter001x1x9 years ago
Daniel Tosh!!!!
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Leurunner4 years ago
So?
like i care, especially if i give it a dumb name on purpose.
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Blastobutton10 years ago
My legacy will outlive theirs. So neener neener.
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AssHar8 years ago
Who wouldn't make fun of "ur mom" the new gas planet.
AssHar8 years ago
Newly discovered*
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TotalWeirdo7 years ago
I will name the comedian "Asshole"! I will name North Korea "Assland"
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BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
No downside!
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goatz9 years ago
Both parties win there comedian gets famous I get free publicity
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A sir9 years ago
M'lady
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IcyDraco_7 years ago
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate...
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H4L0F4N9 years ago
No one said he had to KNOW you did it
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minimegaman09010 months ago
eh why not
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The_Darkstar8 years ago
Comedian dies under mysterious circumstances
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LilyMalfloySimp4 years ago
Y"all who wouldn't mock planet Draco
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JmancoolJ10 years ago
@Kyle It doesn't say he uses your name, he just makes fun of it.
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