Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.
the117doctor8 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?
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Migdin18 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid.
Revenge will be sweet
RyanAmend7 years ago
Yeah✌
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DiesesAlpaka8 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea
That_One_Weird_Wolf4 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.
Comedidiot. Make hi sound like he's just offended.
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Toxictaco57 years ago
Make yourself anonymous
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ZigZag7 years ago
Name it "comedian dick"
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Loopiloop9 years ago
asshole of the universe as name for the next discovered black hole
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HandofSithis9 years ago
There is no downside.
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dragon_in_a_human_body2 years ago
i'd just laugh with them
tbh
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Natalia (I'm not Russian)10 years ago
Stop commenting stupid stuff ppl I HATE IT YOU WILL NOT BE KISSED! Ok!?!?
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Migdin18 years ago
I will call the new planet, Donald Trump, and he will be famous for mocking Donald Trump. He mocks Trump, and millions of people watches him do it, and I can watch him mock Donald Trump. Thats a win-win
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ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
Welcome to planet PenisInMyButthole
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Daria Michałowska12 years ago
The way I'd name it would be something that everyone would love to mock anyway - otherwise it'd be no fun.
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JustSomeGuy02178 years ago
The name? "I get turned on by children".
bloodyblade8 years ago
"Boner"
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Forshinya9 years ago
Like Uranus?
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Jdude14339 years ago
So what?
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Fudge7 years ago
deja vu, i just had this one!
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AyaMayume10 years ago
As long as the new comedian is as awesome as Robin Williams
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skorgepoo9 years ago
introduce the brand new sun that magically appeared in our solar system our scientists at nasa say that it wont impact us at all so in turn we named it the dick muncher of bigger balls than yours or T.D.M.O.B.B.T.Y
CHANT IT EVERYONE
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bloodyblade8 years ago
I will laugh i bet then be like where the fuck is my money?
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TimeTotTARDIS9 years ago
I would call the next red planet they find Gallifrey
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gbrf114 years ago
hi :)
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oldnotweak10 years ago
and then i kill them
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CPTPOTATOSE9 years ago
AND....... ill just own a military and blow that fat ass strait of his ass thing
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Gino Deinum12 years ago
My opinion is something he cant mock about
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Flyingbread8 years ago
You forgot the parts we gamers need, our fingers, and eyes. They move so we will die in less than a minut because of we move our fingers so fast
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YandereAishiChan7 years ago
who gives a damn, I JUST FUCKIGN NAMED A PLANET!
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Alice Everlasting 9 years ago
They wouldn't become famous if the thing is already famouse...
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Infernox9 years ago
What if I named it something super long and difficult to say, if I do that, in wouldn't see a downside.
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SyberGoth19979 years ago
So the comedian would be doing what he's supposed to while you make millions
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MiniPino1last year
deeznuts.com
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JustPickOne10 years ago
My dick
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GalenTheMann8 years ago
have him assasinated or sue him
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Idontknowhatusertouseohthisone6 years ago
Why would I want to?
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Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
I'll put in the new name the word "Hetero"
have fun, comedian
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Knucklesfan8 years ago
Welcome to "The Pidgeon Kingdom".
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denfire3219 years ago
Name it "My nudes" and everyone will search on my nudes ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
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danchajar9 years ago
agreed Jdude1433
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Lonz_624110 years ago
You would be anyway.
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NeverTheSame9 years ago
I'm sure this guy becomes a good comedian. WE NEED MORE HUMOR IN THIS WORLD
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