okay Socrates calm down let's remember that you literally agreed for a bunch of guys to force you into suicide so let's tone it down a notch sweetie and go drink your tea
What if love finds you, which it probably will because you"re a millionaire.
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CoasterBot7 years ago
1 million isn't enough, but at least nobody will ever flirt with me.
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jshaw718 years ago
What if I found love before I touched the button, cause I think I did...
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dafaquman8 years ago
Never found love, so why caring about when i can can have a million dolkars
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Soaku8 years ago
Why do so much people only want "love" and "love"... wtf?? I don't need it for anything.
Watermelonman8 years ago
Can you eat it? No. Can you drink it? No. Is it useful in any way? Yes. You can increase population which already is too big. Also, it can break your heart. Everybody wants love! Woo! Everyone wants To get ripped off!
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NewGenerationX8 years ago
A dream come true!!!
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LivingT0mb5t0n39 years ago
Become famous some other way, and find love.
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thunderbird019 years ago
For some, their true love is money... not mine just some idiots like trump
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Noah Jordan12 years ago
...Robots?
Kiwi4638 years ago
Who needs love when you have unlimited doughnuts! :D
What if i already found love? does that mean i get a million $ + have love?
SinonMercer8 years ago
You would lose that love.
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3PercentNinja4 years ago
1 million isn't as much as you think it is anymore honestly but then again I'm 32 and still single ...soooooo lol 💰
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YOLO_bomber9 years ago
my love can find me
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LizAliceGurl8 years ago
A million dollars IS love
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Quack-Peep10 years ago
Buy one of those Russian post order wives
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William727 years ago
I’m never gonna find love anyways, soooo...
-smashes button-
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AnimeIsLife4279 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
fripon9 years ago
the spam is real
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NetherCheese328 years ago
I need love
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jabaricruz11 years ago
I could easily make a million and find without your help thank you
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CatCupCakes9209 years ago
I'm already aroace I don't need romance... If you're talking about platonic love or pets love, then AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Thatpurplepancake8 years ago
Who needs love when I got money!
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Kevin Kreuk12 years ago
Fuck it, ill buy me a fine wife lol
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hanumanbhaktlast year
money buys everything
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AnaSly9 years ago
The only persons I love are fictional, so I don't care. Gimme da muns
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Allyixia9 years ago
I dont care if i can never find love as long as i can get my favourite video games
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BabyCarrotz3 years ago
Jokes on you alr found love
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oaker9 years ago
dont need to find it if ive already found it
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DeepaRaee7 years ago
I never want a wife anyway
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TheEnchanted10 years ago
*facepalm* Clichè as fuck
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Freakazoid8 years ago
*aromantic snickering*
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TrinaCat8 years ago
But...why? Those 37% are just greedy bastardswho deserve nothing anyway
Boi27 years ago
I am not greedy,i know no-one will love me never so i am taking a free million lol.
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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TheMemer9 years ago
*bribes someone to love me* :)
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mrcheese4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/14538/yes
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Lycanthrokeith9 years ago
Money talks, love walks. Buy a Realdoll.
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tox1csting3r9 years ago
WHAT 36% PRESSED IT? SAD LIVES
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Boi27 years ago
I have no chance to find love... So I would like to take free million lol.
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