Will You Press The Button?

Poyteroy9 years ago

Crap! That means you will have to watch the inevitable heat death of the universe! That takes TRILLIONS of years! And then what? How long does this last? An eternity of infinite boredom! How can anyone in their right mind push this button?

Somebodii11 months ago

Figure out how to reverse entropy in the few trillion years you have. Turn all of Andromeda into one giant Matrioshka brain network to calculate it for you. Create an empire of robots specifically for this purpose. If you still fail, well shucks it seems like the devil behind the button won.

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Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

i like the invincible part I've always wondered what the inside of a black hole is like

mnoplast month

While you could hire people to deliver you into the black hole, you do not gain any super strength, so you'd be stuck to it's surface, unable to move due to immense gravity. If it's pitch black, you'll make the most boring discovery ever and pay a whole et...[Show full comment]

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0megaTempest9 years ago

Can discover all the wonders of the world, the deepest sea, volcano interior, chuteless parachuting

Chez38 years ago

No downside. If you are literally invulnerable then you would also be invunerable in terms of emotional damage removing the downside of emotional trauma caused by seeing all of your loved ones die.

diddo2 years ago

No, immortality is a horrible curse, because it means you will be a lonely person in a non existent universe, for all eternity.

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 years ago

what are points for??

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 years ago

cus idk

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

Whoever wrote this one is a little unclear on the concept here. There's supposed to be a downside.

TLN5002 years ago

Everyone you love will die while you live on and you will be able to do nothing about it. And eventually you will be the last living thing in the universe and have nothing and no one to keep you company

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datboi4274 years ago

to those who think immortality isnt a downside: it is. being immortal means you never will have your soul come to rest. if only you were immortal, everyone you know and love will die, and you will have to live with that for all of eternity, and when the ea...[Show full comment]

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

downside?

Thjmze 8 years ago

No just no I won't press it because after a while when the sun or some other thing destroys earth there will be no WIFI!!!!!!

RandomNerd9 years ago

Where's the downside?

GlutNy7 years ago

you see everyone die before you, and the pain you feel is immesurable. Even when you want to die, you cant

Sade IwuvTa0s9 years ago

#Yussss ;3

GlutNy7 years ago

As i say "The thing that is worse than death, is being immortal"

Wolallestine8 years ago

Hmmm very hard choice because you can find almost all of the greatest mysteries of the world BUT you wont have any friends left end of the world your still alive

jennifermm49 years ago

Where's the downside to this?

Robomemes9 years ago

XD no downside e :D

Undead_button_presser7 years ago

Watch the ones you love die

Krakaron 9 years ago

Wheres the downside?

JustARandomDude5 years ago

You will have to see everyone you ever loved die

Matbot20059 years ago

so whats the downside?

Tommy McPartland12 years ago

Being immortal would suck. You'd never know what the afterlife is like, all your friends and family would die, and you get stuck with all the limits of the physical world forever. No thanks.

frost24theminecraftfurry7 years ago

commit suicide

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russia9 years ago

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BigYochie10 years ago

There is no downside, the reason being immortality does in fact not have its stereotypical downside. Unless you're such a weakling you cannot tolerate seeing your loved ones die. However you'll meet new people to love and that won't be a problem. When the ...[Show full comment]

DianeSinOfEnvy8 years ago

Being immortal is a downside as when the universe ends, you will be stuck forever

logan9 years ago

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EnderSlayer144 years ago

So what? I that is my dream life anyway. FUCK MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

Dontbeupsettieatsomespaghetti9 years ago

HEY THINK ABOUT IT the only terrifying thing about immortality is running out of new things to experience, and having to experience the same things over and over and over in a never-ending loop, which becomes extremely irritating and boring, and you feel ...[Show full comment]

its me isaac9 years ago

people are to stupid now in days being immortal is the downside..

littledino7 years ago

Imagine flying around in space

XavierAsad8 years ago

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DemonicAngel2549 years ago

Uh...same thing? I pressed it anyway.

ANoodle6 years ago

Is there supposed to be a downside? Because it feels like a win - win

Mariven9 years ago

Yaas!!

Nod_Lucario9 years ago

I DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE ALBEDO!!!

JordonLaver7 years ago

With all that time and your mind not deteriorating you could probably learn how to make the universe go through a big crunch and start the process of the big bang all over.

cody1o911 years ago

nnnnope chucktesta! imortality would suck. to quote code geass: " if you can't die your not really living just gathering up experiences." also ALL HAIL LELOUCH VI BRITANIA!!!!!!!!!!!

GG_GAMER7 years ago

Downside you watch every one you know and love die bbbbuuuttttt you always win in staying under water challenges

Norketra6 years ago

After a few millenniums you'll get used to it and brush it off like it was nothing

IronNatePup9 years ago

BRUH! NO DOWNSIDE

Dylanof20039 years ago

@YOSHIRLEY I see the downside, but no, you wouldn't HAVE to see them die. !You can breathe in space! You could just leave Earth, never have to see anyone die.

AssHar8 years ago

People keep saying "but you watch all your loved ones die" um yeah, but then you do this thing called moving on. Also screw dying.

AssHar8 years ago

Meh, I'm already bored of everything I do, so I procrastinate. There"s always gonna be something to keep me busy though. I always find a way like the sneaky bugger I am.

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OfficiallyGoodenough9 years ago

Win-Win, SIMPLE AS THAT!

Geet Matharoo12 years ago

There is a downside, think along the lines of Wolverine

Twink_punisherlast year

I only see wins. Trying out different methods to Die and not dying. Amazing

skankhuntfortytwo8 years ago

My god the bad thing about immortality isnt seeing your loved ones die, because u still live and sadness is an Emotion to live, but when you float around in space forever alone seeing nothing, then You would wish that u didnt press the button

CDeadwolf9 years ago

I Think They Didn't Read That Theres A Down Side

PrincessDustBunny9 years ago

Even if I'm immortal and everything dies and I'm floating in space. I'd wait until I wind up in another universe. Sure it will bring sadness and may take eternity to find another one but.. I'd always have my thoughts.

Jared Murphy12 years ago

So...you become awesome...I'M IN!

AmeliaShepherd4 years ago

Downside?

Thebestroll200168 years ago

Immortal well so lonely in 5125

audrag9 years ago

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SquidDoctor9 years ago

No just no ehstop

Psycho_massacre7 years ago

Become famous if you wan,t wow your crush if you want, forget about the eventual nothingness that is the soul of an immortal being after losing everything they care about. . . . . If you want.

Bionic Ice10 years ago

Its reversed the downside is no pain without pain there Is no pleasure

GumdropG5 years ago

I... Don't see... The problem???

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