Will You Press The Button?

Poyteroy 11 years ago

Crap! That means you will have to watch the inevitable heat death of the universe! That takes TRILLIONS of years! And then what? How long does this last? An eternity of infinite boredom! How can anyone in their right mind push this button?

Somebodii 2 years ago

Figure out how to reverse entropy in the few trillion years you have. Turn all of Andromeda into one giant Matrioshka brain network to calculate it for you. Create an empire of robots specifically for this purpose. If you still fail, well shucks it seems like the devil behind the button won.

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Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

i like the invincible part I've always wondered what the inside of a black hole is like

mnop 2 years ago

While you could hire people to deliver you into the black hole, you do not gain any super strength, so you'd be stuck to it's surface, unable to move due to immense gravity. If it's pitch black, you'll make the most boring discovery ever and pay a whole et... [Show full comment]

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0megaTempest 11 years ago

Can discover all the wonders of the world, the deepest sea, volcano interior, chuteless parachuting

Chez3 9 years ago

No downside. If you are literally invulnerable then you would also be invunerable in terms of emotional damage removing the downside of emotional trauma caused by seeing all of your loved ones die.

diddo 4 years ago

No, immortality is a horrible curse, because it means you will be a lonely person in a non existent universe, for all eternity.

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

Whoever wrote this one is a little unclear on the concept here. There's supposed to be a downside.

TLN500 4 years ago

Everyone you love will die while you live on and you will be able to do nothing about it. And eventually you will be the last living thing in the universe and have nothing and no one to keep you company

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Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6 years ago

what are points for??

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6 years ago

cus idk

Gamba_Craft 11 years ago

downside?

datboi427 6 years ago

to those who think immortality isnt a downside: it is. being immortal means you never will have your soul come to rest. if only you were immortal, everyone you know and love will die, and you will have to live with that for all of eternity, and when the ea... [Show full comment]

Thjmze 10 years ago

No just no I won't press it because after a while when the sun or some other thing destroys earth there will be no WIFI!!!!!!

RandomNerd 10 years ago

Where's the downside?

GlutNy 9 years ago

you see everyone die before you, and the pain you feel is immesurable. Even when you want to die, you cant

Sade IwuvTa0s 11 years ago

#Yussss ;3

GlutNy 9 years ago

As i say "The thing that is worse than death, is being immortal"

Wolallestine 9 years ago

Hmmm very hard choice because you can find almost all of the greatest mysteries of the world BUT you wont have any friends left end of the world your still alive

jennifermm4 10 years ago

Where's the downside to this?

Robomemes 11 years ago

XD no downside e :D

Undead_button_presser 8 years ago

Watch the ones you love die

Krakaron 11 years ago

Wheres the downside?

JustARandomDude 7 years ago

You will have to see everyone you ever loved die

Matbot2005 11 years ago

so whats the downside?

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

Being immortal would suck. You'd never know what the afterlife is like, all your friends and family would die, and you get stuck with all the limits of the physical world forever. No thanks.

frost24theminecraftfurry 9 years ago

commit suicide

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Hollodin 2 years ago

The thought of living indefinitely with no possibility of ever dying is terrifying. Reminds me of porky from Mother 3

Awkward_person 10 years ago

Well time to try the knife game

WolfieTehWeirdo 11 years ago

Immortality Is something I cannot accept. Not for religious reasons but because seeing friend and family pass away and myself becoming lonely. I couldn't bare it

Natas666 7 years ago

Looking for downside.............................................none

braydenisswag 10 years ago

no pain

mcrumble 11 years ago

If your immortal everyone you love and like will die until your the only one left on earth, and you will experience the end of the world.

SupaGama 9 years ago

Does anyone see the downside??? Are you all insane??? That means you watch the end of the world, float in space for millions of years, then see the universe eventually collapse back in on itself AND YOU"RE STILL ALIVE!!!

oppositeofamnesia 11 years ago

No fuckin way, man

Sparkpin 12 years ago

A, but first letter of the alphabet.

MohamedAlhigagi 8 years ago

BTW the 2 things are good immortality and no pain/breath anywhere that"s a complete yes

PRINCESS K.A.A :3 10 years ago

ummm that's the same thing

BENSTERBOY2002 11 years ago

Death is the only thing that gives us good reason to enjoy our lives. Take it away and endless boredom and insanity will seep in. Imagine trying to kill yourself but having no chance to? Everyday you choke, stab and bludgeon yourself everyday. EVERYDAY. Life is nothing without death, and vice versa.

TikiPlayz 9 years ago

The fuck, so live forever without pain? DOwnside, bitch.

TimeAdept 11 years ago

I see no downside to this...

Casval Beshara 13 years ago

Wait is there even a downside here

Scraptrap 4 years ago

I always come back.

mastermindzx 10 years ago

downside?

FuckAnime 9 years ago

Who didn't press the button there"s no downside?!

Ur mama 11 years ago

Where's the downside

Steven Wright 13 years ago

Why would someone not press this?

UHSLbi_icon 6 years ago

that means ill have to watch my gf and bf die :(

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SquidDoctor 11 years ago

Dickweed assmushroom

corni 11 years ago

Immortality is a downside.... Imagine urself flying around in space for hundreds of ages while the world already died..... fuckin boring

echothemutekitten 12 years ago

downside?

ProphetofRegret 7 years ago

Win win? People who say that there"s no upside are idiots! Immortality would be perfect. Watching everyone die... Blah blah... Sorry guys, but in this world you gotta be selfish bitch to survive.

MAK3X7 10 years ago

Ill just buy a immortal jelly fish

KeiNagai 11 years ago

Immortallity sucks.

DragonfuryMH 9 years ago

I am now your ruler, you cannot resist

MYTHIC 11 years ago

why are so many smart individuals on this site don't realize that immortality is a curse, it might be good for a couple of year but after that, all your friends and family die, you'll see millions of devastating disasters, and after the inevitable fall of men you'll be alone

hortentia 12 years ago

So you'd have to see all the people you ever love or care about die, and you couldn't ever escape...

Coooolman000 9 years ago

What about your familt

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