Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.
TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago
i will kill your family
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Nutrinostar8 years ago
The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal. Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive
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Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life
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Devin18099 years ago
This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.
Mikuelious7 years ago
Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.
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MilanPatel8 years ago
Stick a flashlight in pants
SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON2 months ago
Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.
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rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside
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Alifox8 years ago
I don't want to be immortal I like my life
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Rakoor5 years ago
So like.. a reverse vampire?!
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David Padgett12 years ago
In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis
1337master7 years ago
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well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......
killer_wolf1019 years ago
Right
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Nick Talucci12 years ago
What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify
DriftingSalmon 9 years ago
Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam
I am afraid of the dark, so no darkness is another positive for me. There is no downside for me! I love the light! I am happy to stay out of the darkness!
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shootist109 years ago
I don't sleep because BOSSES NEVER SLEEP so the lights wouldn't bother me
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RAS7 years ago
There are things that are lovable because they are transient. I imagine there are many lovable things that become detestable in excess.
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SniperFire3609 years ago
I can unplug the lamp...
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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
Carry a lighter...
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WaterFlame927 years ago
The dark is light for me
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Toska9 years ago
If you can still see, you're still in light
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Glitchin8 years ago
You know in the darkness there still light?
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arandompersonplayingabuttongame9 years ago
im afraid of the dark..
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RNJR7 years ago
I like the dark.
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grene dae8 years ago
I don't understand what everyone loves about immortality. After a few thousand years there"d be nothing new to find out anymore, all the people you once knew would be gone and you"d simply be an empty, depressed mess. What"s so great about staying forever?
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shattered185 months ago
哦吼 正好我每天晚上都开灯睡
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MTeague8 years ago
How would you sleep?
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Ligss10 years ago
Life stops being great and speciel, when you life forever, besides living in a country, that is always filled with clouds, would make this painfully annoying.
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Rainbow_Kitten9 years ago
ELECTRICITY WAISTER!!!! Plus I don't have a crush so.... For me theres no brightside
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WhiteLotusGod6 years ago
This is one of the rare cases in which immortality is a good thing since all your loved ones are immortal as well
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
moonlight.
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fmate20067 years ago
Computer, phone, powerbank, TV, flashlight. I got this.
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Kevin_Skjevelnes9 years ago
Vampires
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ChristianaBrown8 years ago
It"s always inherently light, so you"re never surrounded by complete darkness.
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Емил Стойков12 years ago
im an asshole.
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InvisibleBurger7 years ago
So... I'm just unable to go anywhere that"s dark. Like, physically impossible. Hmm. If the power goes out, will I be just stuck? sure
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loophole199 years ago
Also since you never put a consequence for leaving light I should assume nothin will happen since we are immortal. Loophole;)
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TheWolf278 years ago
Carry a lamp wherever you go
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iiDiamonds4lief9 years ago
Well if your house was filled with solar panels it would be great.
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SeabassJames9 years ago
The sun must always be lit? It doesn't say how much light, so I could wear glowsticks.
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Blungo3 years ago
I wouldn’t put them through that
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Efoxy87 9 years ago
I pressed it but I sleep in the dark
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annabethchase048 years ago
yeah ill be lit
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Da Big Wed Button9 years ago
Although I will have meh phone with me at all times
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Blackshine9 years ago
Hm... and the minimum amount of light is...? I mean, there's always residual light around...
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