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dark_wolf19949 years ago

Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago

i will kill your family

Nutrinostar8 years ago

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

Im always lit

Emdieless7 years ago

Smooth

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LuaBelle8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life

Devin18099 years ago

This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.

Mikuelious7 years ago

Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.

MilanPatel8 years ago

Stick a flashlight in pants

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON4 months ago

Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside

Alifox8 years ago

I don't want to be immortal I like my life

Rakoor5 years ago

So like.. a reverse vampire?!

David Padgett12 years ago

In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis

1337master7 years ago

Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!

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LiquidLightning7 years ago

What about when all the stars die?

Black9ja7 years ago

Just have a bracelet with a light on it 😁

Immortus8 years ago

Some sort of vampire that can't be in the darkness? Hell yeah!

Yahooie3289 years ago

Reverse vampires with immortal phones and computers. What's the downside

angeldaugther11 years ago

So basicly you are a reverse vampire

Tori Michelle Hicks12 years ago

Scared of the dark. Got this.

MaiaCrawford7 years ago

Join the club

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Joshua Gonzalez12 years ago

well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......

killer_wolf1019 years ago

Right

Nick Talucci12 years ago

What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify

DriftingSalmon 10 years ago

Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam

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lunn9 years ago

Love the sun = it will never die

RNJR8 years ago

I like the dark

zevenon10 years ago

Well, what happens if there is no light?

ilikesaying9 years ago

Easy, have a lamp that is powered by motion and lasts for a year over your head that shines down on you

iserinina3 months ago

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KateM8 years ago

All you need is a bunch of flashlights and a whole lot of batteries and you"re good to go for eternity

mannather10 years ago

so if you light yourself with a torch, and the battery dies, what happens? You and everything you know is immortal so death won't work

elisemopie9 years ago

It is LIT

TheOOOF5 years ago

Me*gets a phone with a flashlight and a charger* ok i got this, the power otage not scares me now *throws fucking elephant on yes*

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago

*leaves on small barely visible light on at all times* loopholez mother fucker!!!

spiral9 years ago

There is always a little bit of light on top of the ground ;)

SmOOcheS7 years ago

Normally I"d say no to this if it was just me being immortal, but seeing as it"s everyone I know and/or love then hell yes! I"d go around the world meeting everyone and spread it! Let the world become DARK!!!

IPressy0110 years ago

I'm afraid of the dark anyways

Acania Dragonn11 years ago

There is light everywhere even in the dark the only darkness is pitch black which has no light

UselessCompanion7 years ago

Lit bro

battalion wars 10 years ago

Ehattt

Reaper188 years ago

the sun will implode some time, you would just be floating in space... I mean, you could play tag...

Warlord Craig9 years ago

or what?...

ruimartins999 years ago

that pun. lit.

lewis04283 years ago

“No, Senpai, I must never leave the light!”

Zacattac9 years ago

so what would happen if a light went out would you like teleport to the nearest light?

reinajacobs8 years ago

*screams when the teacher turns off the lights in class*

D1014010 years ago

Everything produces some sort of light because unless its at absolute zero(never been accomplished) it has atleat a tiny bit ofe energy, and a tiny bit ife light

D3D5C7 years ago

F no I like the dark sometimes

JexMinecrafan9 years ago

What happens if i leave? Get a slap to the face?

SUPERPancho578 years ago

With me it"s always lit

Bloodwolf10 years ago

This is great for me the only time i have a light off is when the power goes out or when I'm sleeping

Jack Vitz12 years ago

I hate the Sun

yehiahtm09 years ago

basically no downside cause well there is pretty much always light except when you are at home and turn off all lights and even then you can open the window because the sun makes light and the moon reflects it.

StaddleStars7 years ago

Dark is nothing?

llots ffej10 years ago

It doesn't specifically say how much light you need to be and at what proximity.

anniecornish27119 years ago

Why wouldnt u do this

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