Will You Press The Button?

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago

Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL 3 years ago

i will kill your family

Nutrinostar 9 years ago

The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal. Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive

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SAKO4444GODZ 10 years ago

Im always lit

Emdieless 8 years ago

Smooth

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LuaBelle 9 years ago

Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life

MilanPatel 9 years ago

Stick a flashlight in pants

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.

Devin1809 10 years ago

This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.

Mikuelious 9 years ago

Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago

I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside

Alifox 10 years ago

I don't want to be immortal I like my life

David Padgett 13 years ago

In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis

1337master 8 years ago

Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!

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Rakoor 6 years ago

So like.. a reverse vampire?!

LiquidLightning 8 years ago

What about when all the stars die?

Black9ja 9 years ago

Just have a bracelet with a light on it 😁

Immortus 9 years ago

Some sort of vampire that can't be in the darkness? Hell yeah!

Yahooie328 10 years ago

Reverse vampires with immortal phones and computers. What's the downside

Tori Michelle Hicks 13 years ago

Scared of the dark. Got this.

MaiaCrawford 9 years ago

Join the club

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angeldaugther 12 years ago

So basicly you are a reverse vampire

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......

killer_wolf101 11 years ago

Right

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify

DriftingSalmon 11 years ago

Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam

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ruimartins99 10 years ago

that pun. lit.

lewis0428 4 years ago

“No, Senpai, I must never leave the light!”

Zacattac 11 years ago

so what would happen if a light went out would you like teleport to the nearest light?

reinajacobs 9 years ago

*screams when the teacher turns off the lights in class*

D10140 11 years ago

Everything produces some sort of light because unless its at absolute zero(never been accomplished) it has atleat a tiny bit ofe energy, and a tiny bit ife light

D3D5C 8 years ago

F no I like the dark sometimes

JexMinecrafan 11 years ago

What happens if i leave? Get a slap to the face?

SUPERPancho57 9 years ago

With me it"s always lit

Bloodwolf 12 years ago

This is great for me the only time i have a light off is when the power goes out or when I'm sleeping

Jack Vitz 13 years ago

I hate the Sun

yehiahtm0 10 years ago

basically no downside cause well there is pretty much always light except when you are at home and turn off all lights and even then you can open the window because the sun makes light and the moon reflects it.

StaddleStars 8 years ago

Dark is nothing?

llots ffej 11 years ago

It doesn't specifically say how much light you need to be and at what proximity.

anniecornish2711 11 years ago

Why wouldnt u do this

qwertyuiopz 9 years ago

How much light? I'm pretty sure that humans are slightly glowing, so no problem.

FKN Timmeh 11 years ago

I guess I'll just walk around with a lightbulb in my face lol

Migdin1 10 years ago

Sooo, youre saying that i and all my friends and family are invincible and the only thinh that can kill us is a black hole, since theyre gravity is so strong that light doesnt escape,

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

ElisaSammej 9 years ago

I have an illness called Lupus.. I cannot stand the light it hurts my inner organs, causin me pain on a daily basis.

PassTheGlass1987 11 years ago

Wait... does anyone care for the fact a person that's username is "Hitler did noting wrong." is literally spamming the comments but with the "FIND THE 2's" and the "COPY AND PAST THIS OR ELSE'S" everyone freaks out? what has humanaity come too...bye bye! im going to asgard!

Thegamingdovah 10 years ago

Technicaly you are always around light, even in caves due to the different wavelengths of light! Haha i love science!

mrcheese 6 years ago

I STAY LIT

RedPandaDJ 9 years ago

two words Hat and Flashlight

Loophole man 10 years ago

It never says you die in the dark

SmOOcheS 8 years ago

Same commenter that said, "Let there be DARK!!!". I misread that...let there be LIGHT!!!

RyuHantia 11 years ago

Since it is very unlikely you will ever be in complete darkness, there is no issue here.

bree14 10 years ago

I am the opposite. Along with most of the girls at my school. We don't like the light

deadpoolorder66 9 years ago

You must always be LIT

platinumthewolf 11 years ago

ill set myself on fire be cause I'm immortal and then i just won't ever have to give a fuck

Kevin_Skjevelnes 11 years ago

HaHaHa yeah

Edward Grillo 13 years ago

Don't see a downside. I'm scared of the dark.

BenjR328 9 years ago

wear a head lamp

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