Will You Press The Button?

dark_wolf19949 years ago

Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago

i will kill your family

Nutrinostar8 years ago

The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal. Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

Im always lit

Emdieless7 years ago

Smooth

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LuaBelle8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life

Devin18099 years ago

This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.

Mikuelious7 years ago

Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.

MilanPatel8 years ago

Stick a flashlight in pants

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside

Alifox8 years ago

I don't want to be immortal I like my life

Rakoor5 years ago

So like.. a reverse vampire?!

David Padgett12 years ago

In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis

1337master7 years ago

Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!

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LiquidLightning7 years ago

What about when all the stars die?

Black9ja7 years ago

Just have a bracelet with a light on it 😁

Immortus8 years ago

Some sort of vampire that can't be in the darkness? Hell yeah!

Yahooie3289 years ago

Reverse vampires with immortal phones and computers. What's the downside

angeldaugther10 years ago

So basicly you are a reverse vampire

Tori Michelle Hicks12 years ago

Scared of the dark. Got this.

MaiaCrawford7 years ago

Join the club

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Joshua Gonzalez12 years ago

well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......

killer_wolf1019 years ago

Right

Nick Talucci12 years ago

What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify

DriftingSalmon 9 years ago

Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam

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Thegamingdovah9 years ago

Technicaly you are always around light, even in caves due to the different wavelengths of light! Haha i love science!

mrcheese4 years ago

I STAY LIT

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

ElisaSammej8 years ago

I have an illness called Lupus.. I cannot stand the light it hurts my inner organs, causin me pain on a daily basis.

PassTheGlass19879 years ago

Wait... does anyone care for the fact a person that's username is "Hitler did noting wrong." is literally spamming the comments but with the "FIND THE 2's" and the "COPY AND PAST THIS OR ELSE'S" everyone freaks out? what has humanaity come too...bye bye! im going to asgard!

SmOOcheS7 years ago

Same commenter that said, "Let there be DARK!!!". I misread that...let there be LIGHT!!!

RyuHantia9 years ago

Since it is very unlikely you will ever be in complete darkness, there is no issue here.

RedPandaDJ8 years ago

two words Hat and Flashlight

Loophole man9 years ago

It never says you die in the dark

Edward Grillo12 years ago

Don't see a downside. I'm scared of the dark.

bree149 years ago

I am the opposite. Along with most of the girls at my school. We don't like the light

deadpoolorder667 years ago

You must always be LIT

platinumthewolf9 years ago

ill set myself on fire be cause I'm immortal and then i just won't ever have to give a fuck

Kevin_Skjevelnes9 years ago

HaHaHa yeah

vmaxloser9 months ago

If a blackout happens anyone who pressed the button is screwed

sotgasotga9 years ago

What if I love death?

BenjR3288 years ago

wear a head lamp

Xx_ComicHippo_xX9 years ago

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GridzbiSpudvetch8 years ago

I don't want everything I know to be immortal. (I'm thinking of Donald Trump here.)

Techdark10 years ago

Love light anyway :D

Doritos Master9 years ago

Im a eripmav

StickyJoe4747 years ago

Sleep blind folded

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago

Because sunlight reflects off of the moon, it illuminates the earth. This means that you can only be truly in the dark if there is physically no light source ( I.e. Sealed in a room with no windows/doors/lights).

Abandoned Grape9 years ago

Can't you wear Nike glow clothes and crap like that

juggernautgamer7 years ago

U lit fam

Rexacuse9 years ago

I'm afraid of the dark anyways

Krusek8 years ago

Humans glow in the dark, this will be easy.

Patrick McCarty12 years ago

stick a glow in the dark sticker to your clothes, love it so it never goes out, bad part subverted!

JingqiZhu7 years ago

i can't sleep in dark so yea, every time someone close the light i wake up idk why

loophole199 years ago

Well technically many of us watch TV so just leave the TV on and doesn't the moon also shine? Basically if would be living our normal lives just immortal and constant. Loophole;)

warmitrax9 years ago

Flashlight?!!

NotARobot1249 years ago

That means the worst people would ALSO become immortal... Justin Bieber...

leepicman4 years ago

people with nyctophobia:

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