Will You Press The Button?

giant_hobbit7 years ago

They can't GIVE it to me... but I can sell them useless shit for super-high prices

D_YellowMadnesslast month

Sell it for no money? Because they can't give you money? ?????

Keiron Fon Rose12 years ago

No one said they couldn't buy shit for you, or steal it! B|

User2825 years ago

You, my good sir, ARE A GENIUS!

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Soplica5 years ago

They can give me f00d

DjX906 years ago

Im"a just steal from "em,or else they can buy me crap

DEATHNINJA64Jayfeather8 years ago

But they can buy stuff for me

Fallennight19869 years ago

If they ( accidently ) drop it and u findnit its not given to u

Surreal Evony12 years ago

I'd rather all my friends never have to worry about anything ever again.

Cow287 years ago

Till it happens.

Abraham Moreno12 years ago

If i'm gonna suffer, they'll suffer with me!

BadTimeSans18 years ago

Show some mercy

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Alejandro Velasquez12 years ago

no money? no prob, i'll live with them and get a job everything else will be free thanks to them

Lissfirefly9 years ago

Just because they can't give you money, doesn't mean they can't purchase everything for you.

UltralegoGamer9 years ago

They could buy stuff for me, but at least my friends are happy :)

SnowflameStorm7 years ago

They can't give anything directly to me, but they can give it to someone else to give to me. Finding loopholes everywhere.

Caneca9 years ago

I don't have friends.

L1feDRAIN9 years ago

Your mom is one of them, lady... or man.

Loganicai9 years ago

I'm already poor, no downside for me. LOOPHOLES!

Anditaruna8 years ago

But they can give me stuff

Pyrosomebody10 years ago

Hell No.

Noobiegamer 9 years ago

I'd give my life for the better future of my freinds :)

Neopolitan8 years ago

I'm a friend of myself.

TheSolangeloShipper11 years ago

Could they give my family money, and then my family gives it to me?

dudebro1019 years ago

Who cares I just hooked up my friends for life and key word is can't give me money didn't say anything about stuff

LukeCortez5 years ago

I could ask them for checks, not physical money

taranis27349 years ago

They can just give you food and everything else instead. If they don't they're not much of a friend anyway, and suddenly no longer rich if you follow the wording.

Husky_Gunner9 years ago

My current life at the push of a button

TheArkerportian7 years ago

People owing you favours is a kind of wealth one should not underestimate!

karuroshikun9 years ago

I'll be your friend, okay no

DarkFishking9 years ago

They can not give me money physically? That is literally impossible. Also, first you need friends.

franzeco3337 years ago

You selfish bastards. You still have to win your own money by working. Don't you know that"s how it works?

GoElricest10 years ago

It doesn't say they cannot buy me items of value. Click!

MoLaDaT9 years ago

Meh, they're happy, and they can't share their funds, but they can still buy me a taco or something, never said they couldn't atleast

devin1239 years ago

Die h who ever made this

mexiel10 years ago

Seeing my friends happy is perfect -- I'd sacrifice myself for them, lmao.

Zzdavid9 years ago

They can't give money to me but they can give to my mother and then she gives it to me!

NitroX11 months ago

Can I still do cool rich stuff with them?

OtakuFeels9 years ago

They can hire me and massively over-pay me for, like, looking at them.

Viirus8 years ago

they can buy you things that can make you money

Princessofgame9 years ago

If they can buy me things... It's okay XD

pepepepe27 years ago

It says you are poor, but doesent say you cant live with them

JonathBRASIL9 years ago

You have all the noney that you want But You can not use your money with girls, games, beer or guns

L1feDRAIN9 years ago

What the fk friends are this, if they can't give me money! No NONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONOONONNO NOOO!