Will You Press The Button?

roseclaw 11 years ago

I don't even have to use the power if I want... I'd better get it just in case of emergency

The platypus 11 years ago

so in other words, I can go to taco bell and not have any additional downsides...

michalely 11 years ago

you can shoot fireballs and being protected from behind because of the diarrhea fuck yeah

SeÃ¡n Bunneh 13 years ago

Yes I would press that button and laugh manicly while I defecate uncontrollably upon my burning foe

jackdark 5 years ago

I love u

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Michael bayes 11 years ago

Fus ro. Dah bitches

Odogg67 6 years ago

SKYRIM!!!!!!! I HAVE SPENT MONTHS WORTH OF TIME ON SKYRIM .

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The-one 9 years ago

Butt-flamethrower!

Livysue2012 6 years ago

LOL

Erin O'Brien 13 years ago

That just means I can be naked and shitting all over people as I set them on fire. I see no downside.

RebelGirl13 9 years ago

Hogwarts4Life I love ur profile picture #septicfansforwever

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abcx 9 years ago

After shooting a fireball or after pressing this button?

LittleBlueIcarus 11 years ago

Porta-Potty anyone?

Litta Penny 13 years ago

looks like ima have the squirts...

Ian Mckinney 13 years ago

worth it

Omgzjustin 12 years ago

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Cheetahlover1732 9 years ago

Diarrhea sucks

marcuitos 11 years ago

god i got to go to the bathroom .__________________.

RWS 10 years ago

You have the choice to use it so only use it when you really have to or are willing to accept the consequences.

frostie77975 11 years ago

Well i already have random uncontrollable diarrhea thanks to army food so atleast now I'd be able to light shit on fire.

CallAnAmbulam 6 years ago

Jokes on you. I have IBS so that already happens and I have no fireballs.

WryGoat 10 years ago

Okay, as cool as fireballs are, what possible practical application could they have other than doing a magic show - which nobody would want to go see since you spend the rest of the show shitting uncontrollably on the stage.

ValerieParker 8 years ago

Putting that kind of power in the hand (literally) of a mentally unstable misanthrope? I'm going to make the reasonable choice, here.

That guy you saw 11 years ago

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UpInHer 11 years ago

wyh wouldnt you press the button?! You dont have to use the fireball!!!

Rex Ray 13 years ago

BURNING DIARRHEA!

Mkizzy0525 9 years ago

O heck naw

Thirdsecretoption 4 years ago

Nice

Goombawhisperer 10 years ago

You'd be shitting everything in your body then 0.0

TStein2003 11 years ago

Wouldn't the fire hurt your hands? And what would you use the fire for?

Enderperson 11 years ago

The crap or fire is the defence

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Vukkkk369 11 years ago

diarreha after pressing the button or after creating fireballs?

WBGrock 11 years ago

I would weaponise the diarriah. 1-2 combo. Fireball then...

Rakeem123 7 years ago

Keep shooting fireballs till u get home

Livysue2012 6 years ago

And be sprayed by poop like wet diaper bombs

Ubercrow 12 years ago

Yes. Of course. Go on a murdering rampage from your toilet, or just stop being embarrassed because you are a god. My only question is "Do the minutes stack?" If it's 30 minutes from the last ball you fire, my "yes" becomes a "hell yes." If you get 30 MORE ... [Show full comment]

RyanWebb 9 years ago

I'm wondering if it will burn or not?

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