Will You Press The Button?

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

50% of all buttons make you immortal

SeemsLegit8 years ago

Yes..... yes they do.

Inhee Cho12 years ago

"Some people live more in 20 years than other's do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person." -10th doctor

icantthinkofausername8 years ago

Correct... ALLONSY!!

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thelocalcannon9 years ago

have a transplant and live longer plus a better body

SpamClearobot10 years ago

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Spamslayer9997 years ago

You have became the very thing you have sworn to fight against

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Capone-Bug8 years ago

The second part is already true sooooo haha healthy people I"ve got nothin to lose. #chronicLyme

Wiz9 years ago

I don't give a shit about money, I rather live happy than rich.

gahmora9 years ago

Pressed already the immortal button :P

wandman10 years ago

buy/invest in healthcare

ty11510 years ago

I have unlimited money so I can pay some scientists to make a device that will help live longer

DragonDiamond9 years ago

True

Chase Doge Patton12 years ago

Just Give a LOT of money to lifespan extending research!

Coaster8 years ago

Unix time overflow error, to be exact.

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JazzyM8 years ago

Cool. My mom can get a house, I could get a house, I eat what ever I want, and I find a way to bribend my dad into stop trying to put me in martial arts classes.

TheLichPrince10110 years ago

before i pressed this i pressed a button that said i got imortality so i dont care im gonna live!

LupusAlatus8 years ago

NOWHYDIDIPRESSITIAMSOSTUPIDARGH!!!!!

BabyDeer2 months ago

I already have a short lifespan

nerdyotaku9 years ago

I'd weather live a poor long life that a rich short one

ThatGuyBarney10 years ago

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exepire9 years ago

I personaly feel like not thinking about my "lifespan", as i can improve it greatly afterwords, and also i would be able to help all the people of the world with the amounts of money i would get by using it to donate to lots of stuff.

Stephanie Michelle Spellman12 years ago

Donate to all the medical research possible, and live it the fuck up.

PkmnBreeder7 years ago

pay doctors to help you get back to health

spawnofdeath8 years ago

But some life extender thingy XD

ballsdeep69 III10 years ago

I will not fucking die for moneuy

pepper119 years ago

Spend lot's of money to hospitals hospitals etc. And heal yourself win/win

lolzbiotch10 years ago

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AtomicAxolotl4 years ago

buy life support

The gammer9 years ago

I'm fine with the life I have

Pity8 years ago

My life is meaningless anyway so what the hell

ben2w9 years ago

id buy a cryogenics pod and be revived once there is a potion that makes you live forever

Arthur Amaral12 years ago

like changing place with hugh hefner

theshyminion880910 years ago

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Zacattac8 years ago

get that DNA therapy or whatever its called to fix the half lifespan downside >:D

Kontradic10 years ago

I just buy and consume all the healthy stuff to maximize how many good years I have left and spend my limitless money that have while young, completely skipping old age