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You will have unlimited funds and never want for money again...
but
You will have poor health and your lifespan is half of what it was before.
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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
50% of all buttons make you immortal

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
Yes..... yes they do.

Inhee Cho 13 years ago
"Some people live more in 20 years than other's do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person." -10th doctor

icantthinkofausername 9 years ago
Correct... ALLONSY!!
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thelocalcannon 10 years ago
have a transplant and live longer plus a better body

SpamClearobot 11 years ago
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Spamslayer999 8 years ago
You have became the very thing you have sworn to fight against
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Capone-Bug 9 years ago
The second part is already true sooooo haha healthy people I"ve got nothin to lose. #chronicLyme

Wiz 10 years ago
I don't give a shit about money, I rather live happy than rich.

gahmora 11 years ago
Pressed already the immortal button :P

wandman 11 years ago
buy/invest in healthcare

ty115 11 years ago
I have unlimited money so I can pay some scientists to make a device that will help live longer

DragonDiamond 11 years ago
True

Chase Doge Patton 13 years ago
Just Give a LOT of money to lifespan extending research!

Coaster 10 years ago
Unix time overflow error, to be exact.
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ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Use your unlimited funds to get into shape again & increase your lifespan.

Mr.SunOfTheSun14 11 years ago
*Uses my unlimited supply of money to buy a tiny, portable life support system*

KitKatSugarSweet 11 years ago
I probably don't have long to live anyway-

eatsoupnow 3 years ago
um, downside????!???!!??

DarkShark127 11 years ago
Your life is more important than money.

Leokantowski 9 years ago
Why dose it matter about health you can always pay to get something to give you more

Gameteen advanced 11 years ago
Just buy a cloning machine and keep cloning yourself

CONSTANTPWN 11 years ago
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Notyou 11 years ago
Stop it only losers repost this

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago
I don't want money sadly I need it

brian 11 years ago
What if I was going to have an infanent life span..............................mind blown!!!!!!!!

The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago
"You will have unlimited funds and never want for money again"

ulrajustin 11 years ago
you could buy stuff to life longer so

KahlaWood 6 years ago
I mean my family regularly lives to 100, so 50 years isn't to bad.

JazzyM 9 years ago
Cool. My mom can get a house, I could get a house, I eat what ever I want, and I find a way to bribend my dad into stop trying to put me in martial arts classes.

LupusAlatus 10 years ago
NOWHYDIDIPRESSITIAMSOSTUPIDARGH!!!!!

TheLichPrince101 11 years ago
before i pressed this i pressed a button that said i got imortality so i dont care im gonna live!

ThatGuyBarney 11 years ago
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BabyDeer last year
I already have a short lifespan

nerdyotaku 11 years ago
I'd weather live a poor long life that a rich short one

Stephanie Michelle Spellman 13 years ago
Donate to all the medical research possible, and live it the fuck up.

PkmnBreeder 9 years ago
pay doctors to help you get back to health

exepire 11 years ago
I personaly feel like not thinking about my "lifespan", as i can improve it greatly afterwords, and also i would be able to help all the people of the world with the amounts of money i would get by using it to donate to lots of stuff.

ballsdeep69 III 11 years ago
I will not fucking die for moneuy

spawnofdeath 10 years ago
But some life extender thingy XD

lolzbiotch 11 years ago
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pepper11 10 years ago
Spend lot's of money to hospitals hospitals etc. And heal yourself win/win

AtomicAxolotl 5 years ago
buy life support

The gammer 11 years ago
I'm fine with the life I have

ben2w 11 years ago
id buy a cryogenics pod and be revived once there is a potion that makes you live forever

Arthur Amaral 13 years ago
like changing place with hugh hefner

Pity 9 years ago
My life is meaningless anyway so what the hell

Zacattac 10 years ago
get that DNA therapy or whatever its called to fix the half lifespan downside >:D

theshyminion8809 11 years ago
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Kontradic 11 years ago
I just buy and consume all the healthy stuff to maximize how many good years I have left and spend my limitless money that have while young, completely skipping old age

Naitang_baka last year
My life span is not important. I think someone needs the money more than me, so I will press.

ninjatiger 12 years ago
Im immortal bitchs

Bumbury 9 years ago
I don’t know what my life span is

Heyunicornhey 11 years ago
I can cure it i can do it can't i???

Quicksilver 11 years ago
Meh. Infinite money can IMPROVE my lifespan, being able to pay for surgery and other stuff.

Wannabe 11 years ago
well i was about to do suicide oop im dead by two less secconds IM JOKING NO ONE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
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