Will You Press The Button?

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

50% of all buttons make you immortal

SeemsLegit 9 years ago

Yes..... yes they do.

Inhee Cho 13 years ago

"Some people live more in 20 years than other's do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person." -10th doctor

icantthinkofausername 9 years ago

Correct... ALLONSY!!

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thelocalcannon 10 years ago

have a transplant and live longer plus a better body

SpamClearobot 11 years ago

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Spamslayer999 8 years ago

You have became the very thing you have sworn to fight against

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Capone-Bug 9 years ago

The second part is already true sooooo haha healthy people I"ve got nothin to lose. #chronicLyme

Wiz 10 years ago

I don't give a shit about money, I rather live happy than rich.

gahmora 10 years ago

Pressed already the immortal button :P

wandman 11 years ago

buy/invest in healthcare

ty115 11 years ago

I have unlimited money so I can pay some scientists to make a device that will help live longer

DragonDiamond 11 years ago

True

Chase Doge Patton 13 years ago

Just Give a LOT of money to lifespan extending research!

Coaster 10 years ago

Unix time overflow error, to be exact.

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BabyDeer last year

I already have a short lifespan

nerdyotaku 10 years ago

I'd weather live a poor long life that a rich short one

ThatGuyBarney 11 years ago

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exepire 11 years ago

I personaly feel like not thinking about my "lifespan", as i can improve it greatly afterwords, and also i would be able to help all the people of the world with the amounts of money i would get by using it to donate to lots of stuff.

Stephanie Michelle Spellman 13 years ago

Donate to all the medical research possible, and live it the fuck up.

PkmnBreeder 9 years ago

pay doctors to help you get back to health

spawnofdeath 9 years ago

But some life extender thingy XD

ballsdeep69 III 11 years ago

I will not fucking die for moneuy

pepper11 10 years ago

Spend lot's of money to hospitals hospitals etc. And heal yourself win/win

lolzbiotch 11 years ago

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AtomicAxolotl 5 years ago

buy life support

The gammer 11 years ago

I'm fine with the life I have

Pity 9 years ago

My life is meaningless anyway so what the hell

ben2w 11 years ago

id buy a cryogenics pod and be revived once there is a potion that makes you live forever

Arthur Amaral 13 years ago

like changing place with hugh hefner

theshyminion8809 11 years ago

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Zacattac 10 years ago

get that DNA therapy or whatever its called to fix the half lifespan downside >:D

Naitang_baka last year

My life span is not important. I think someone needs the money more than me, so I will press.

Kontradic 11 years ago

I just buy and consume all the healthy stuff to maximize how many good years I have left and spend my limitless money that have while young, completely skipping old age

Heyunicornhey 11 years ago

I can cure it i can do it can't i???

ninjatiger 12 years ago

Im immortal bitchs

Bumbury 8 years ago

I don’t know what my life span is

Quicksilver 11 years ago

Meh. Infinite money can IMPROVE my lifespan, being able to pay for surgery and other stuff.

Wannabe 11 years ago

well i was about to do suicide oop im dead by two less secconds IM JOKING NO ONE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

Gammafox 11 years ago

Why would you never want money again?

MangoMadness 11 years ago

I want to live to be older than 44, thanks.

CantDoButtons 5 years ago

Dying just so I can destroy the economy? Sounds fun!

Memester 9 years ago

Money Kills

Marcus Meek 11 years ago

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AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago

Pay for better healthcare. Boom

ceutie 11 years ago

What else is new?

HoneyBamFuck 11 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztk9t_m1FpY

TastyMeowmix 10 years ago

AWW CRAP JUST REALIZED THAT IF I HAD UNLIMITED FUNDS I COULD EXTEND MY LIFE!

CT-7567 6 years ago

me:donates trillions of dollars to cancer research God:you know, he deserves another life

War 22 11 years ago

Use the money to become a immortal cyborg or robot

TheStrangestFangirl 12 years ago

Did ryuk make this... hehe death note reference even though I've only seen like 4 episodes

No way, its me 11 years ago

Go to the doctor, and get better

Starslayer 10 years ago

Poor health you might be to sickly to do fun stuff with all the cash you get

Kohaku44 11 years ago

Goes to hospital*

Prestige1076 11 years ago

Step one: Press the button. Step two: Hire a hacker to remove the downside of this dilemma Step three: Press button again. Step four: Take a shit on your brand-new solid gold, diamond encrusted toilet.

Prestige1076 11 years ago

Why the heck did it replace some of the spaces with rn?

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