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You will have unlimited funds and never want for money again...
but
You will have poor health and your lifespan is half of what it was before.
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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
50% of all buttons make you immortal

SeemsLegit8 years ago
Yes..... yes they do.

Inhee Cho12 years ago
"Some people live more in 20 years than other's do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person." -10th doctor

icantthinkofausername8 years ago
Correct... ALLONSY!!
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thelocalcannon9 years ago
have a transplant and live longer plus a better body

SpamClearobot10 years ago
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Spamslayer9997 years ago
You have became the very thing you have sworn to fight against
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Capone-Bug8 years ago
The second part is already true sooooo haha healthy people I"ve got nothin to lose. #chronicLyme

Wiz9 years ago
I don't give a shit about money, I rather live happy than rich.

gahmora9 years ago
Pressed already the immortal button :P

wandman10 years ago
buy/invest in healthcare

ty11510 years ago
I have unlimited money so I can pay some scientists to make a device that will help live longer

DragonDiamond9 years ago
True

Chase Doge Patton12 years ago
Just Give a LOT of money to lifespan extending research!

Coaster8 years ago
Unix time overflow error, to be exact.
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EternalMonologue10 years ago
I also thought of deathnote TheStrangestFangirl

Buttonlooser5 years ago
Live with infinite money would be boring

Gaming_With_Style9 years ago
Deine Mama!

Gabbyrguy8 years ago
Use my money to buy a cure

Just Here For The Comments10 years ago
Disappearing into the cosmosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Mr.SunOfTheSun1410 years ago
*Uses my unlimited supply of money to buy a tiny, portable life support system*

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Use your unlimited funds to get into shape again & increase your lifespan.

eatsoupnowlast year
um, downside????!???!!??

DarkShark1279 years ago
Your life is more important than money.

KitKatSugarSweet10 years ago
I probably don't have long to live anyway-

Gameteen advanced9 years ago
Just buy a cloning machine and keep cloning yourself

Leokantowski8 years ago
Why dose it matter about health you can always pay to get something to give you more

Shelbywagner1238 years ago
I don't want money sadly I need it

CONSTANTPWN10 years ago
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Notyou10 years ago
Stop it only losers repost this

brian10 years ago
What if I was going to have an infanent life span..............................mind blown!!!!!!!!

ulrajustin10 years ago
you could buy stuff to life longer so

KahlaWood4 years ago
I mean my family regularly lives to 100, so 50 years isn't to bad.

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago
"You will have unlimited funds and never want for money again"

JazzyM8 years ago
Cool. My mom can get a house, I could get a house, I eat what ever I want, and I find a way to bribend my dad into stop trying to put me in martial arts classes.

TheLichPrince10110 years ago
before i pressed this i pressed a button that said i got imortality so i dont care im gonna live!

LupusAlatus8 years ago
NOWHYDIDIPRESSITIAMSOSTUPIDARGH!!!!!

BabyDeer2 months ago
I already have a short lifespan

nerdyotaku9 years ago
I'd weather live a poor long life that a rich short one

ThatGuyBarney10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

exepire9 years ago
I personaly feel like not thinking about my "lifespan", as i can improve it greatly afterwords, and also i would be able to help all the people of the world with the amounts of money i would get by using it to donate to lots of stuff.

Stephanie Michelle Spellman12 years ago
Donate to all the medical research possible, and live it the fuck up.

PkmnBreeder7 years ago
pay doctors to help you get back to health

spawnofdeath8 years ago
But some life extender thingy XD

ballsdeep69 III10 years ago
I will not fucking die for moneuy

pepper119 years ago
Spend lot's of money to hospitals hospitals etc. And heal yourself win/win

lolzbiotch10 years ago
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The gammer9 years ago
I'm fine with the life I have

AtomicAxolotl4 years ago
buy life support

Arthur Amaral12 years ago
like changing place with hugh hefner

Pity8 years ago
My life is meaningless anyway so what the hell

ben2w9 years ago
id buy a cryogenics pod and be revived once there is a potion that makes you live forever

Zacattac8 years ago
get that DNA therapy or whatever its called to fix the half lifespan downside >:D

theshyminion880910 years ago
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Kontradic10 years ago
I just buy and consume all the healthy stuff to maximize how many good years I have left and spend my limitless money that have while young, completely skipping old age

Bumbury7 years ago
I don’t know what my life span is
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