so basically, i'm mentally armed with everything i need to take over the world and get everything i want as overseer of the planet, and it's impossible to create my own competition for the role, by blowing the secret? deal.
Jimboi7 years ago
Yes...yes...beautiful!
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Hayley Freeman12 years ago
write it down on emerald tablets
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Propresser698 years ago
i rather not know because if you know all secrets of life then whats the meaning of living? without any questions for you to figure out you wouldnt feel like living. the questions is what keeps us going!
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mr.moon×1019 years ago
Bring a towel
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Et6 years ago
You could just put it in a book then they would know they said that you can't tell anyone
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pippythepenguin9 years ago
Downside?
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sircluck6 months ago
you're not telling anyone if you just write it down.
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thebiggestundertaletrash9 years ago
i would just do hand signals and make a teleporting/time machine and show ppl and not tell them how i made it
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Littleboy7 years ago
The answear to a math test
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oldnotweak10 years ago
you could still use it to build your own supreme technology and just do whatever you want with it, even use it to ascend to a perfect life form
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JackRock8 years ago
tell everyone
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TinManXScarecrow4life8 years ago
YOLO, that Maths test will be worth it.
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Frances11 years ago
the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42
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ElChonSsj9 years ago
i can have 10 in my exams!
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Button Mash12349 years ago
Well, kinda of a weird thing to do but, 'How the fuck do i get to Equestria', 'How can I turn into a pony' would be my questions... Meaning of life, I don't really care.
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Sigmaspider4 years ago
It"s all I"ve ever wanted.
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xSodium9 years ago
i don't give a shit if over people know everything.. wait do I really want to know everything??..
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LeiaiSkywalkre8 years ago
I already know the meaning of life! Its 42!
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BananasAreAwesome7 years ago
Life has no meaning anyways
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lichking9 years ago
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TFB8 years ago
I can still write about it!
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Roxcusio9 years ago
Oh my family dies :/
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Mykael Creo10 years ago
That would mean you couldn't tell someone about your day, since that'd be something you came to know. So you'd know everything and be a mute.
Pretty fucking stupid. Go away.
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CarrieMitchell8 years ago
Write it in a journal then give it to someone in your will so they get it when your dead
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coolerdogpond12last year
Help guys, a racoon broke into my house and he stole all the nintendo switch (tm) games! Someone pls help quick I need my switch games! HE ALSO TOOK ALL THE ONE PIECE MANGA! HELP!!!!!!!
If everyone pressed this button, no one would have to tell anyone else.
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pewdsrn9 years ago
42 42
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JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Error 404 downside not detected
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Alanbest9 years ago
make books!
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RenanSantosDePaduaNeto8 years ago
I just can't tell, but I have just to write... Simplicity
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Seth Rokk12 years ago
Nobody said that I can't use that knowledge to make the world a better place
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Perhaps5 years ago
Say it loudly to yourself on an hourly basis. It becomes a habit and somebody hears what you said. Even though it wasn't directed at them. They tell other people about, and boom! Or tell conjoined twins what you have found out. They"re like any--one-and-a-half.
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SovietBeerMeneer9 years ago
Doesn't that make it useless do?
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SpartanX8 years ago
So write and give them
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Maxime Ortuno12 years ago
I write it, i can't tell it but it didn't say the other can't read it
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Mike Johnson9 years ago
No point, every punchline all docs party's n stuff
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