Will You Press The Button?

SF-A2 Miki9 years ago

Immortality is a curse

NovaPrime6 years ago

Davframo, If you are immoral you can't die. You would have a bullet in your brain if you shot yourself. You can't commit suicide.

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VolcanicViper9 years ago

immortality is not ok for me i would see my family die and i would be there when the earth ends suffering in nothingness for all of eternity just that a second to think about it

iLikeLogic7 years ago

WhiteHatHacker that is so dark

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DarkDragonWarrior9 years ago

Nope, don't want to float around for eternity as dust...

Enderboy4 years ago

let be scientific here, if you still age which mean your cells still get worse though time(some get less efficient, some just becomes useless) which mean natural damage still apply to you, soooo if I were to throw you in a volcano or drop a nuke on you, ev...[Show full comment]

TrueBlue78497 years ago

Immortality is the downside here.

unOrdinary7 years ago

I see no upside

Erik Muller12 years ago

Wait for cybernetics to become sufficiently advanced and become a cyborg.

qressdabuton4 years ago

i regret my decision

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DrunkDeLeon8 years ago

Immortality, but you'll still die? Sense no make you

Icode18 years ago

what if u already spend most of your time in your bed then no downside

Loophole man9 years ago

There'd be nothing left eventually. Nobody knows what causes aging, but one theory says that it's die to DNA damage; DNA will eventually become unreadable, and new cells will not be produced.

Tricky8 years ago

It actually is oxidation what causes you to age

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Both are downsides

dweedleskunk9 years ago

Old Guy: So how old are you, lady? They say you been here a while! Me: I'm 1000 years old... Old guy: w.. wha?

Hourly9 years ago

What if I jump off they empire state building, do I not die?

Kittenlover1018 years ago

No, you"d just be smashed by the force, spending the rest of your life with trash, if not, in the ocean, occasionally being nibbles by fish. You wouldn't be able to do anything but sit there in the ocean. So, if you want a short answer, yes and no.

FirmerBeef059 years ago

I'm 13, so, I WIN!

ththomas95 years ago

Now your 18!

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zdodger10 years ago

im bedridden anyway so i get immortality too? thats fucking great.

Sea898987 years ago

Umm

TTT5009 years ago

Where is the upside?

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago

Whoever created this has got to understand that everyone wants to become old, but no one wants to be old.

Endercake9 years ago

I still am not dead soo... *CLICK*

ShippingTrash8 years ago

Coughs no upside

masonfromstatefarm4 years ago

Why would I press this?

Claritygirl1279 years ago

Immortality would suck. You'd outlive all of your friends and family.

Dr_wallie10 years ago

practically Captain Jack Harkness

Martin Hermansson12 years ago

Here have this bad thing! But also: Have this bad thing! *wheee*

Turetheee8 years ago

Cyborg for cartoon network oh cartoon,s are take ing over the world

Sophia Eehnerd9 years ago

Even though I'm only 11, I'd say no.

Thispersonisweird8 years ago

No upside Tbh.

sjami269 years ago

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Jimblino3 years ago

What’s the point of immortality if you only get 70-80 years (less if your already older) to spend it? At that point it’s not even really immortality

crownofthorns10 years ago

..But I don't want to live forever. I'll watch all my friends and family die.

Codingmaster3987 years ago

Can some one explain what the hell does this question mean?

PoTatoHeadPokMario7 years ago

mostly I don't press buttons that give immortality

CMHammond9 years ago

So, you age, but never die. Do you age slower? Or at a normal rate? Anyone who has seen the S3 finale of Doctor Who, should know what that might end up like. Or even the Face of Boe. Still...cybernetics.

Alexandria Brenda12 years ago

Kinda sounds like torture

Whitey9 years ago

Enough with the immortality questions.

Whitey9 years ago

I'm already immortal, so why would I press these buttons???

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago

I"LL BECOME A ROBOT! :D

JackWagon8853 years ago

just rot yourself bam

yukkikatsuki9 years ago

What are the upsides of this?!!?!?!?

goronblade11 years ago

i will still have my laptop

Rexibous9 years ago

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS WRONG WITH THESE COMMENTS.!?

and-peggy8 years ago

I know how GREAT immortality sounds, but read tuck everlasting.

TrueBlue78497 years ago

That book still scares me.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice9 months ago

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CalebMcCaslin8 years ago

Immortality would suck

mmMWATCHASAY9 years ago

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crownofthorns10 years ago

..But what if I don't want to live forever? I'd watch my friends and family die*

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

-1000 years after I press the button- I look fucking 1000 years old... o wait

Aaron Voborny12 years ago

Little did you know, I have the Elixer of Life. And know the location of the true Fountain of Youth.

AssHar7 years ago

Man, everyone saying immortality sucks, I see the opportunity to be the most influential person in the history of man kind and its saviour. You should all lighten up a bit.

Thermophile9 years ago

That's not what most people mean when they say 'immortality'.

Captain-Jack-Harkness8 years ago

So, half of Jack Harkness?

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