Pokemon are real
but
75% of them will attack humans on sight
I will not


235x0last year
does this Include Godlike/Legendary Pokémon like Arceus? if so humans will die a few seconds after the button is pressed

XxAlphaxX9 years ago
I will train every Pokemon and then have an army of Pokemon! Muhahahahaha

someguydoesaslap4 years ago
@TANGamer cheat.
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Electricgoldfish8 years ago
That"s accually what I"d expect from real Pokemon

Nico37 years ago
BACKFIRE

jkmc12059 years ago
I got a total of three ads on this page that are about Pokemon.

hollyskyes9 years ago
75% is quite the improvement there

Dripper123459 years ago
So just regular Pokemon then?

Agent_Waffle7 years ago
But they do that anyway....

MemeBound7 years ago
GUNS

garlic529 days ago
god is a pokemon...

Sven-Olav7 years ago
Think of this, it is a 25% chance of getting a cool pet and a 75% of being killed. I quite like those odds.

bilbo baggins9 years ago
well... PICKACHU USE IRON TALE

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
There was once an iron. The iron loved food. But one day the food ran away from iron. Iron ran after the food and got the food back. Iron lived happy ever after. The end
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Iesuwa9 years ago
Well then isn't that just pokemon

Manuel2255998 years ago
And this is why you"re not allowed to leave the town without having you own Pokemon with you!

usefulbobcat9 years ago
I dislike pokemon.

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
But they already do that, 100% in fact.

quickstirke8 years ago
Well just about ALL of them will attack you ANYWAYS. Also for people who DIDN'T know: you CAN'T make an Army of Pokémon, cuz you can ONLY have 7in your team. (I'm gonna murder pikachu)

dallasmorallas4 years ago
NO THE HELL YOU AINT ASH GONE MURDER YOU BE FOR YOU EVEN THINK OBOUT IT AND TRAP YOU WITH ELECTRO WEBBBBBBBB!!
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Pandajuice178 years ago
100% are aggressive towards humans in the games

TheMadDoctor058 years ago
Gotta catch them all!

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
I hate pokemon

dallasmorallas4 years ago
i will find 🤐🤫🤭😈AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH POKEMON TILL YOU LIKE IT MWAHAHAHAHA😈😈😈😈
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Toproforyou8 years ago
That sucks!!! We would die!!! Pokemon would kill everyone eventually and they would form their own world!!!

Banzai277 years ago
Uhh no, lots of people would die, yes, but most the the pokemon would be shot and killed

Me6669 years ago
Well Pokemon in real life is a bad idea Muk, macargo

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
so basicly pokemon in a nutshell?

roky9 years ago
Well it will ne just like dbz abriged i will become gogeta the legendary pokemon master AND I WILL CAPTURE NOFUX HE HAS NO FUCKS TO GIVE

eatmysoup9879 years ago
I don't even like pokemon

JexMinecrafan9 years ago
Yeah, i dony wanna train animals to fight like a monkey training or something
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AwesomAlec9 years ago
This happens already in the pokemon world

Joey Saporetti12 years ago
kill the ones that attack

Zaltys11 years ago
Pokemon apocalypse beats zombie apocalypse any day.

TohruAdachilast year
this question gave me goosebumps...

Butt9 years ago
I don't get Pokemon

logocrazydude247 years ago
50/50

Jack Morris12 years ago
MAXREPEL!

Beanyo4 years ago
so just normal pokemon exist

okapio9 years ago
well 50% magicarp and zubat and 25% bidoof and rattata i agree!

ogothslashlord8 years ago
What? This is just the normal pokemon world!

Militarysister9 years ago
I don't even like pokemon

GonnaPressThatButton!9 years ago
Yea fuck the human race, I don't give a fuck if they attack humans on sight I'll just tame some to defend against my self. I will not people die from Pokemon attacks every year.

nierautomata8 years ago
Is that not how it is already?

Jinbunny9 years ago
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AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
Merry Christmas! There"s your goddamn dislike button!
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shirayuki x zen9 years ago
That's still a 1/4 chance of me owning arceus aka god so yes

Edirath7 years ago
Just be be the very best that no one ever was, to catch them is your real test, to train them is your cause, ok I'm done.🙂

CrispyPear8 years ago
That is allready how Pokemon works (except in Pokemon GO)

ClassifiedInformation10 years ago
Whats it with this site an pokemons....

giodude039 years ago
Thats what all of them do anyway

Crowned_Kingdom9 years ago
In the game 99.99% of Pokemon attack so 75% would be an improvement

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
But you can respawn in games.

Muffim3 years ago
A billion lions are a lot

PussInTrainers9 years ago
FUCK pokemon.Retarted cartoon.

AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
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joeswaifu9 years ago
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UnequalKnave59 years ago
catch all pokemon that attack me

Alexander Edwards12 years ago
I fail to see how this is different from the games

DiddioMaster9 years ago
As long as squirtle, charmander or any legendary pokemon are in that 25% then im good.

ghostrider10719 years ago
Arnt most Pokémon like that until u catch them and train them
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