Will You Press The Button?

Real_Engineer_gaming 3 years ago

Death by... SNU-SNU

A5una 10 years ago

Lucky I'm already immortal from other buttons

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG 6 years ago

other guy nmake this joke retatrrd noob

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Dominique9325 9 years ago

Goddamn idiots, would slice their life in half for a bit of pussy.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Have you ever heard of facesitting? People literally gamble their lives “for a bit of pussy”, as you so eloquently point out.

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Actxr 10 years ago

I'm already dead.

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago

Onion ring say a ghost

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DrakEmono 10 years ago

Ok, so... You have sex once, twice or 3 times depending on how old you currently are, and you're dead? Hell no.

Turtles_are_racist 9 years ago

@af I get what you"re saying I was saying that half of a lifetime is still half of your life, like is someone"s 20 and they die at 80 then they would lose 30 years and would still be half a lifetime.

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LiZ760 10 years ago

Who.Would.Press.It. Oh wait. 28%.Wow ppl.Wow.

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago

Bro its 21% now.

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Vladimslav Kuznetsov 10 years ago

Except, you can't ever end your life like this. Your life will never reach 0, because it's constantly being divided by 2.

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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Sans_The_Skeletonn 9 years ago

This website went from funny to perverted real fast.

Nickje207 3 years ago

True

MammothCape35_YT 9 years ago

Wtf why is this a choice

Nick Horton 13 years ago

Lots of rape questions on this website A constant reminder of how terrible humanity is

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

huh

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CharlizeKatkatEvanGonzalez 8 years ago

I don’t wanna have sex.

shadowwoman 7 years ago

*asexual laughter* haha,nope

miloticdeoxys 9 years ago

50% is half of your life, so either give up your opprotunity to have sex with other people in life or have sex two people of your choosing then die. Also I would like to add that if your life is already 50% or more over with, you'll only be able to have se... [Show full comment]

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Orr.... you dont press the button at all ?

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

HovvardLim 9 years ago

death by snu snu! hellyahh

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago

I"d like to continue to have a bit of purity left.

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Chris0111 10 years ago

50% way to much

ool 11 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

KnifeandFork 4 years ago

Go out with a bang

YourAverageMale 9 years ago

Feminist alert.

YourAverageMale 9 years ago

I meant that for another person, dang it.

Blood of Gaea 10 years ago

How much does this damn guy want sex? Holy shit.

cadegoins 10 years ago

oh wow 1xsex=1/2 of ur life 2xsex=1/4 of ur ile 3xsex-1/8 of ur life so have sex 5 times you'll be dead by age 14

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Hybridization 6 years ago

50% of 0 is still 0

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

2hello9 10 years ago

I am under age and should start considering a new app #Virgin

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

I is GOD I is IMMORTAL so yeah...

EL HERO 10 years ago

I will die instantly

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

minimegaman090 2 years ago

if you sex 2 times you just die immediately????

GiggyMantis 2 years ago

No. 50% of 50% is 25% so you shorten your life by 75% in total

superman54410 10 years ago

dead after having sex two times

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter 10 years ago

Nope. Let's say you're 20, and you live to be 100. You'd live to be 50, then 25, then 12 and a half...

Dark22 6 years ago

technically it already does cuz of stds

ParkerFast 9 years ago

Eventually someone"s gonna have pressed this button so much that after one use it'll be almost instant death... that must be awkward for whoever they chose for this button

Loophole man 11 years ago

I believe we are destined to live forever. Using future medicine people could stop dying of "old age" and actually do it

SnowDino 7 years ago

.uoy knaht on EPON

BaronCorbin 10 years ago

Not ever gonna have kids anyways

MirceaCiubuca 9 years ago

More like soul gambler

hairbingo 10 years ago

WIN WIN

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

meatloave 8 months ago

a seriously hott genie who is crazy into me and who grants me a wish for every orgasm I give her

link2102 3 years ago

hellno

01 9 years ago

No downside there. I want to die

aizawasleftasscheek 6 years ago

jokes on you,,, im asexual

spurius187 9 years ago

I will just get my girlfriend instead of LESSENING MY FREAKING LIFESPAN

Thanos. The. Destroyer 10 years ago

When I'm 90 I'll use this power

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

BOSS77 11 years ago

I'm 9...and far to extreme!

BasicBoy 9 years ago

no one said that they are good at the sex. I"l pass

Niggakiller 2 years ago

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Niggakiller 2 years ago

Who the fuck is this guy.

DiamondLenaS 9 years ago

Wow.... This is stupid.

Lilgizzy 10 years ago

It would go to 1/2 of your life to 1/4 then to 1/i of your life and so on

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Str3at54 10 years ago

Soo I'm still living normally?

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

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AxisOliveYT 5 years ago

So I can have sex only twice??? Hell no, not worth it.

bree14 11 years ago

if there are any ohter girls doing this one dont push the button so gross

2hello9 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Foxmaster88 10 years ago

I know right?

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