Will You Press The Button?

Real_Engineer_gaminglast year

Death by... SNU-SNU

A5una9 years ago

Lucky I'm already immortal from other buttons

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG4 years ago

other guy nmake this joke retatrrd noob

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Dominique93258 years ago

Goddamn idiots, would slice their life in half for a bit of pussy.

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Have you ever heard of facesitting? People literally gamble their lives “for a bit of pussy”, as you so eloquently point out.

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Actxr9 years ago

I'm already dead.

SoulHunter_kunal7 years ago

Onion ring say a ghost

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DrakEmono9 years ago

Ok, so... You have sex once, twice or 3 times depending on how old you currently are, and you're dead? Hell no.

Turtles_are_racist7 years ago

@af I get what you"re saying I was saying that half of a lifetime is still half of your life, like is someone"s 20 and they die at 80 then they would lose 30 years and would still be half a lifetime.

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Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

This website went from funny to perverted real fast.

Nickje207last year

True

LiZ7609 years ago

Who.Would.Press.It. Oh wait. 28%.Wow ppl.Wow.

YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

Bro its 21% now.

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Vladimslav Kuznetsov9 years ago

Except, you can't ever end your life like this. Your life will never reach 0, because it's constantly being divided by 2.

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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MammothCape35_YT7 years ago

Wtf why is this a choice

CharlizeKatkatEvanGonzalez7 years ago

I don’t wanna have sex.

Nick Horton12 years ago

Lots of rape questions on this website A constant reminder of how terrible humanity is

just_some_russian_dj4 months ago

huh

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shadowwoman6 years ago

*asexual laughter* haha,nope

miloticdeoxys8 years ago

50% is half of your life, so either give up your opprotunity to have sex with other people in life or have sex two people of your choosing then die. Also I would like to add that if your life is already 50% or more over with, you'll only be able to have se...[Show full comment]

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Orr.... you dont press the button at all ?

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

HovvardLim8 years ago

death by snu snu! hellyahh

DeltaRune14238 years ago

I"d like to continue to have a bit of purity left.

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Chris01119 years ago

50% way to much

ool9 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

2hello98 years ago

I am under age and should start considering a new app #Virgin

GalceonGod117 years ago

I is GOD I is IMMORTAL so yeah...

EL HERO9 years ago

I will die instantly

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

minimegaman09011 months ago

if you sex 2 times you just die immediately????

GiggyMantis10 months ago

No. 50% of 50% is 25% so you shorten your life by 75% in total

ParkerFast8 years ago

Eventually someone"s gonna have pressed this button so much that after one use it'll be almost instant death... that must be awkward for whoever they chose for this button

superman544109 years ago

dead after having sex two times

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter9 years ago

Nope. Let's say you're 20, and you live to be 100. You'd live to be 50, then 25, then 12 and a half...

Dark224 years ago

technically it already does cuz of stds

Loophole man9 years ago

I believe we are destined to live forever. Using future medicine people could stop dying of "old age" and actually do it

SnowDino6 years ago

.uoy knaht on EPON

BaronCorbin8 years ago

Not ever gonna have kids anyways

MirceaCiubuca7 years ago

More like soul gambler

hairbingo8 years ago

WIN WIN

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

link21022 years ago

hellno

018 years ago

No downside there. I want to die

aizawasleftasscheek5 years ago

jokes on you,,, im asexual

spurius1878 years ago

I will just get my girlfriend instead of LESSENING MY FREAKING LIFESPAN

Thanos. The. Destroyer9 years ago

When I'm 90 I'll use this power

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

BOSS779 years ago

I'm 9...and far to extreme!

BasicBoy7 years ago

no one said that they are good at the sex. I"l pass

Niggakiller4 months ago

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Niggakiller4 months ago

Who the fuck is this guy.

DiamondLenaS7 years ago

Wow.... This is stupid.

Lilgizzy9 years ago

It would go to 1/2 of your life to 1/4 then to 1/i of your life and so on

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Str3at549 years ago

Soo I'm still living normally?

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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AxisOliveYT4 years ago

So I can have sex only twice??? Hell no, not worth it.

bree149 years ago

if there are any ohter girls doing this one dont push the button so gross

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Foxmaster888 years ago

I know right?

kingoftheclouds7 years ago

Yes now to decide who

DarkmasterBlaze8848 years ago

I swear.... THERES ONLY FUCKING SEX QUESTIONS!!!

Silverthorn138 years ago

Sex is to fun to shorten my life... I'll pass

pixelmanTyler4 years ago

2 sex and im dead

quickstirke8 years ago

I"D rather Die!

europeanonion9 years ago

I don't want to have sex.

2hello98 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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