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You are married to the love of your life, you both are happy and neither of you ever cheat

but

You can't have any children of your own, this includes adoption.

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MinimiMax 11 years ago

That means unlimited sex without wasting money on birth control.

M&amp;M:TheWhiteRapper 11 years ago

Exactly

mark50 10 years ago

Who the fuck wants kids

Chicago_rat_hole 3 years ago

I'm offended

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235x0 2 years ago

Who would cheat on someone with anger empowerment, near-death empowerment, and a strong sense of Revenge.

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

What about kidnapping?

dum 5 years ago

thats just adoption but more illegal

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Demigod_Wizard_Cat 9 years ago

WHO CARES ABOUT CHILDREN?! LEO VALDEZ HERE I COME!

SatanicPsycho666 9 years ago

Yay! No children

Chicago_rat_hole 3 years ago

I'm offended

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C&aacute;lupe 11 years ago

I will findthe way, and if not I can have dongs and cats ^^

Aftertale Frisk &lt;3 (=) ) 10 years ago

Good luck finding pants for all those "dongs" XD

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Daquack 8 years ago

Downside?

Kritzy 9 years ago

I don't even want kids xd

Imabutton 9 years ago

No child Hell yeah

AlanaHoyt 9 years ago

one word, dogs.

EdgyPotato 9 years ago

I'm gay and hate kids

Leugim 10 years ago

Whats the downside

TemmieArmor 11 years ago

I don't really want kids. Either way, can't have 'em. I'm gay af! :D

Babes 10 years ago

Since I'm young af I don't even know my sexuality :,3 but good loophole.

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ThatFandomtrash 9 years ago

I'm good without kids

Graphi 9 years ago

Just get a pet, they"re better than human children.

LindseySmith 9 years ago

I'll get a dog

Pleshy 9 years ago

Why would I want children?

Kaiser_Preußisch 9 years ago

Children are for plebes.

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

Simple : just get a cat

Watermelonman 9 years ago

I don't have a love of my life. I wanna see what happens.

Shantelle Gyllen Gren 13 years ago

Hell yeah, children suck.

SonicIsDaBest 4 years ago

you was a kid before.

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catto48 8 years ago

what about nonhuman children?

DemonFae 9 years ago

Eh no children are expensive

Damnit 9 years ago

I already have found the love of life my life, not married yet tho

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

What about saving kids

bobzoe45 9 years ago

i want to adopt so this is a no brainer

ThisNameHasntBeenTaken 9 years ago

I can set up a whole babysitting thing and kidnap their children when they come to pick them up.

Lyronos 9 years ago

Married and happy? I see a contradiction here...

JellevdAakster 9 years ago

Wait... I can't cheat???!?!??

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago

My husband can have a child of his own and I will give birth to him, and name him Scorpius

soghzdliufhl 9 years ago

Sorry I meant my husband, Draco would name him that

Markiplier777 9 years ago

Finally a question that out rules adoption

JohnsonZM 6 years ago

Kidnapping, also known as "surprise adoption"

atypicalbitch 9 years ago

I hate children so win win

Toruk 9 years ago

Where is the down side? ._.

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

unprotected sex, save on condoms lol

notoriousjog 10 years ago

If nobody ever cheats, as long as the love of your life is clean you'll both be fine. HIV/AIDS doesn't magically appear lmao

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kitkat200851 9 years ago

No I cant kidnapp!

kitkat200851 9 years ago

Kidnapping time!

kitkat200851 9 years ago

No is all I can say

WILL_MCCALL 9 years ago

Kids suck anyways

Xxundertale_loverxx813 9 years ago

What if you build a kid?

JinxKitty 9 years ago

i dont wnt kifs anyway

Watermelonman 9 years ago

*want

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FireHeart39 9 years ago

Get pets

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken 10 years ago

We are Both girls,and the world has dogs for a reason....

trojan 10 years ago

Sex with no consequences

Rap bot 10 years ago

Hahaahah CHILDREN YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT I DON'T NEED CHILDREN

The Real Life Chooser 10 years ago

LOL U GUYS

NordicMan35 10 years ago

Never wanted childern anyway.

silverwind 10 years ago

Kidnapping !

Celine Chum 13 years ago

I don't even want kids.

ReefChong 3 years ago

same

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Syber 11 years ago

.....*press*

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