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You have a box full of the cutest puppies you can imagine. They never get older, never get sick and never die.
but
You can never have kids. No adoption. No surrogates. You will never have any children.
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emronimasepp9 years ago
Kids will grow up and i dont have to take care if them again. Puppies- well, when you are 85 you still will be taking care of the same puppies who wont ever die. Which one do I want? Take care for ever, or have children that can learn to take carw of themselves?

EpicnessWasTaken2 years ago
Exactly, so many people do not realize this.

Kato2008 years ago
Have you ever seen little kids? They"re like little satans

Some_jojo_fan4 years ago
*worse than satan

Rachel Rivera9 years ago
LMAO right when i pressed the button a PetSmart ad came up! And the puppies will basically be my children!!!

Angeldawolfie9 years ago
Who needs children if you have un-aging puppies?!

Ella0147 years ago
It doesn't say you can't adopt puppies when your older πŸ˜„

ButteryMilk7 years ago
Wheres the bad part in this?? I'm serious?? Where??

CristobalR8 years ago
At least you don't have to wake up at 3 AM because the fuckin children are crying

EpicnessWasTaken2 years ago
Dogs whine at night time as well.

AdvancE9 years ago
404 downside not found.

xXvlarryXx9 years ago
LOL WHO NEEDS CHILDREN WHEN YOU GOT PUGS

Adre Adri9 years ago
Hgahomg piga so cuye .
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ElloThereNormies7 years ago
Who needs children when you can have SHIBES!!!

Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr.12 years ago
Lol Who Needs Children

magicalwizard817 years ago
IKR
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jimmymacelroy8 years ago
screw kids we have puppers

Morganieromustdie088 years ago
I hate kids anyway

Morganieromustdie088 years ago
Just kidding I actually love kids as long as they aren't brats

skippy and me9 years ago
Why would pick dogs over you own future kids.

PT98 years ago
Honestly mate doge love u more than anyone else also Ur kids spend all Ur money on complete crap
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notthatimportant9 years ago
Am I the only one who doesn't like dogs?

DatBoiBob7 years ago
not really... but puppies are fucking adorable
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Lelfaere9 years ago
I already have a kid, I don't need another one - so where are my puppies?!

Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE ANY DOWNSIDE.

EpicnessWasTaken2 years ago
The downside is that puppies are proven to be more difficult to be taken care of than kids and is more expensive than kids.
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ImAFangirlOk8 years ago
I really want kids some day and I'm not really a dog person so yea, no thank you

hendryhu8 years ago
i dont even like puppies

TheDarkendLight8 years ago
WAIT! Will I still be able to get laid???

Hedg3h099 years ago
I prefer cats

Jaeha9 years ago
Well I'm a cat person...

craftingruby9 years ago
Me to.

Honda Seishinbyō NoUke Kiku12 years ago
i fail to see the bad part of this

Sithlordmemer4 years ago
Who needs children when u got super cute puppies

VEZOLLA9 years ago
Who needs children if you have a box of cute little puppies?

ImPrettyDamAwesome10 years ago
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AnonomusPerson7 years ago
isnt this the plot of BOSS BABY?

Mr. Nobody9 years ago
When you have 4 younger brothers, kids kinda get old after a while. BRING ON THE PUPPIES!!

Shealyn Dastrup12 years ago
I've never wanted kids anyway

TUTSAMAZING8 years ago
people are more important than puppies, anyway, what happens when you die, they are immortal and the people in the future could treat them badly or they could die of starvation

crazydude999 years ago
I don't need kids

Chez38 years ago
Children die. Invincible, immortal, un-aging puppies are forever.

Potato_masher9 years ago
Puppies are better than kids

Kate McGeeker12 years ago
cute puppies>bratty fuckin kids

EnJaded8 years ago
Implies theyll live after I die

hawen9 years ago
you can have puppys same thing as children

RockAngle6 years ago
I'm scared of puppies/dogs, sooo :)

Blood of Gaea9 years ago
I like have one dog, I don't want an entire damn box of puppies... On the other hand perfect birth control is nice, I'll just sell the puppies.

barneystinson10 years ago
dude not be able to get girl pregnant that's just like a dream

TreeSquirrel36last year
Erm, Downside ??

Little_Jamie8 years ago
Lol. I'm not an adult. I'm only 8. Lol.

SkarmFan9 years ago
Think of it this way: You get this free box of eternally adorable and immortal puppies AND you never have to wear a condom again.

PCGamer7 years ago
I see no downside

Mav123249 years ago
At least the puppies stay cute FOREVER

dman the fett10 years ago
If I could have another elwoood I would do this 10000000 times over.

NathanKelly8 years ago
Oh man tough one. Something that will love me unconditionally or have to nurture the worst leaches on planet Earth.

Goop9 years ago
PUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSS 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢. YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS GLARBLE FLUVING MABVLEDDJS,(cuteness overload)

David Ayerst12 years ago
Ew, puppies. If we were talking about kittens, however...

MollyWareham7 years ago
BORK BORK

gmmck49 years ago
Ummm... yeah, I can't find the downside either. If anyone finds it, tell me. Thanks!
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