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You can alter anyone's body in any way at will, including your own, with no side effects or cost
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You become world famous. Changing people becomes a full-time job, and a group of natural-body extremists will make an assassination attempt on you monthly.
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gvagtt 3 months ago
SCP基金会来收容你了

235x0 3 years ago
Tell me your plan to kill an Serperior , Espeon , Arbok , Pidgeotto , Vulpix , Vaporeon and More!

Maharid 3 years ago
No job for me ever again so no.

Jaketron 12 years ago
Altar self to be invincible, Make it so naturalists can literally go fuck themselves, Laugh.

Plutonium1337 10 years ago
Naturalists: "Well shit."

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago
all the assasins lose their legs and arms now

NixExists 9 months ago
Potatoes
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Arielle 6 years ago
B-but you said no cost or side effects

coen 11 years ago
With no side effect or cost ? Why is the But there then ?

Ryan Hartley 13 years ago
assassination attempts are part of the fun

MahNameJefffff 9 years ago
Ikr
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spudlover 11 years ago
alter their bodies to have no legs or arms so problem solved

MitterNatch 11 years ago
Alter everybody's body to be indestructible trough violence ;)

Dreadwalker 9 years ago
You could still destroy people"s stuff. Their food, homes, and hospitals. You could poison their water, starve them to death, chain them up, and leave them for dead. If you did that, some people woyld even consider it a challenge to perfect their murders, wars, and terrorist attacks.
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Rockaxe 9 years ago
Change the assassins into pugs. Problem solved

the117doctor 9 years ago
Ultimate shield bitch!

MaximePerreault 9 years ago
it is said and i quote ""with no side effects or cost"" then why are there natural-body extremists trying to assassinate you, THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT

FireHeart39 10 years ago
Can't you just alter THEIR body

sonhol 10 years ago
assassination attemps is a cost... there were no costs... no assassins

Dinopack11 10 years ago
It never said they succeed in killing you

LogicalDude 10 years ago
Then alter my body at a Godzilla form!!!Just a Easy Dilemma to resolve ^_^

Tyler Outlaw 13 years ago
Sooo why wouldn't I just alter my body to become impervious to injury, thereby eliminating the assassination attempt issue?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Or better still take all their limbs away so they can't do anything to you, ever think of that?
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FireWiz04 11 years ago
initializing transformation to anime... WOOP WOOP WOOP! sequence finished, try not to get raped in anime form.

FireWiz04 11 years ago
HELP I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN BACK OR TURN OTHER PEOPLE, AND NOW I AM BEING RAPED FOR ETERNITY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kathprat7611 9 years ago
You shouldn't change who a person is, it"s wrong!!!

Lastdragon935 9 years ago
Sure, but it says that there"s no costs to this

Fake-Pianist 10 years ago
Assasinate me please, at least I"d die famous

Charlie_707 10 years ago
Anyone else thinking Deus Ex?

Ben Neuwirth 13 years ago
I would make myself unkillable and undamageable, this way, i can continue my buisness without anyone messing with me

Jessica Ray 13 years ago
I'd do people that were born disfigured for free and then charge everyone else out the ass so not everyone is getting it done. Not because I think only the rich should get my services but because I think people should be proud of themselves. But I think ... [Show full comment]

PokéFan17000 7 years ago
Found the kind soul of the Internet. A like has been granted.

Nobody 13 years ago
but if you change your appearance, they wouldn't know who was you

MitterNatch 11 years ago
U da real mvp bro...

Lauren Culp 13 years ago
sounds easy to find loopholes

Edumyr 11 years ago
"with no side efects or cost". Period.

crazyhazy 6 years ago
s the good old fun of stopping assination attempts this time with super powers

Mr.MLGDoge 10 years ago
Yo can't kill dodzilla

ledlebrgr 10 years ago
I thought you were going to say dogezilla
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Einrich Himmler 11 years ago
Make my all of opponents trisomic

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Charge a lot of money > get rich > buy extremely secure house with walls around your property > buy lots of weapons > set up cameras and bodyguards around your house so that you know when someone"s coming.

Zacattac 10 years ago
make my skin a impenetrable flexible material that looks just like skin... or not... to each their own.

Little Psycho 10 years ago
If you have the skills to fight Back, like me, it isn't a problem

sekumara 11 years ago
Isn't the downfall a side effect?

Peanutbutterbelly7 9 years ago
No one will kill me im to awesome

zigray123 11 years ago
Alter the assassins' bodies by the time i'm done it will look like they have uncontrollable STD's.

Cosmo Bown 13 years ago
The but would be a side effect, wouldn't it?

8848 2 years ago
只要自我改变——

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago
Become a dragon

Rushel 11 years ago
Make I'm 10 000 pounds make the assination attempts every century

Rushel 11 years ago
I mean make them 10 000

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
The assassination part sounds like a period

ash13awesome 11 years ago
you can just minipulate their bodies and survive

Glitch789 4 years ago
Simple i would alter their body so they die

MidnightMaddest 10 years ago
I just change my appearance completely and go AWOL. I restart my life and continue living as a more handsome version of myself.

J.T.H 11 years ago
Come at me, bro.

Loopholez235 9 years ago
Assassination ATTEMPT meaning they never succeed

HOOD RAT DOUG FUSCO 12 years ago
Worth

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Kind of hard for them to do when they don't have any limbs.

Proteus-Grayson 10 years ago
And every month,I'll turn them into 5 year old nuggets and hang them outside of my mansion.
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