Will You Press The Button?

gvagtt 3 months ago

SCP基金会来收容你了

235x0 3 years ago

Tell me your plan to kill an Serperior , Espeon , Arbok , Pidgeotto , Vulpix , Vaporeon and More!

Maharid 3 years ago

No job for me ever again so no.

Jaketron 12 years ago

Altar self to be invincible, Make it so naturalists can literally go fuck themselves, Laugh.

Plutonium1337 10 years ago

Naturalists: "Well shit."

DaPurpleTurtle 11 years ago

all the assasins lose their legs and arms now

NixExists 9 months ago

Potatoes

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Arielle 6 years ago

B-but you said no cost or side effects

coen 11 years ago

With no side effect or cost ? Why is the But there then ?

Ryan Hartley 13 years ago

assassination attempts are part of the fun

MahNameJefffff 9 years ago

Ikr

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spudlover 11 years ago

alter their bodies to have no legs or arms so problem solved

MitterNatch 11 years ago

Alter everybody's body to be indestructible trough violence ;)

Dreadwalker 9 years ago

You could still destroy people"s stuff. Their food, homes, and hospitals. You could poison their water, starve them to death, chain them up, and leave them for dead. If you did that, some people woyld even consider it a challenge to perfect their murders, wars, and terrorist attacks.

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Rockaxe 9 years ago

Change the assassins into pugs. Problem solved

the117doctor 9 years ago

Ultimate shield bitch!

MaximePerreault 9 years ago

it is said and i quote ""with no side effects or cost"" then why are there natural-body extremists trying to assassinate you, THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT

FireHeart39 10 years ago

Can't you just alter THEIR body

sonhol 10 years ago

assassination attemps is a cost... there were no costs... no assassins

Dinopack11 10 years ago

It never said they succeed in killing you

LogicalDude 10 years ago

Then alter my body at a Godzilla form!!!Just a Easy Dilemma to resolve ^_^

Tyler Outlaw 13 years ago

Sooo why wouldn't I just alter my body to become impervious to injury, thereby eliminating the assassination attempt issue?

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Or better still take all their limbs away so they can't do anything to you, ever think of that?

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FireWiz04 11 years ago

initializing transformation to anime... WOOP WOOP WOOP! sequence finished, try not to get raped in anime form.

FireWiz04 11 years ago

HELP I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN BACK OR TURN OTHER PEOPLE, AND NOW I AM BEING RAPED FOR ETERNITY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kathprat7611 9 years ago

You shouldn't change who a person is, it"s wrong!!!

Lastdragon935 9 years ago

Sure, but it says that there"s no costs to this

Fake-Pianist 10 years ago

Assasinate me please, at least I"d die famous

Charlie_707 10 years ago

Anyone else thinking Deus Ex?

Ben Neuwirth 13 years ago

I would make myself unkillable and undamageable, this way, i can continue my buisness without anyone messing with me

Jessica Ray 13 years ago

I'd do people that were born disfigured for free and then charge everyone else out the ass so not everyone is getting it done. Not because I think only the rich should get my services but because I think people should be proud of themselves. But I think ... [Show full comment]

PokéFan17000 7 years ago

Found the kind soul of the Internet. A like has been granted.

Nobody 13 years ago

but if you change your appearance, they wouldn't know who was you

MitterNatch 11 years ago

U da real mvp bro...

Lauren Culp 13 years ago

sounds easy to find loopholes

jolombo 12 years ago

alter the assassins body... duh

abcx 9 years ago

1. Change your own body to a point where people can't tell it"s you. 3. Profit.

abcx 9 years ago

Okay, fail, I didn't know I already commented on this dilemma once. Can't even remember it.

Gamerstan 11 years ago

Keep power quit job

Dexter Kho 13 years ago

Serious? Alter myself into the HULK =_= how am I suppose to die now?

vexie 3 years ago

I could just make the assassins ridiculously weak or make myself invincible

Krusek 10 years ago

Make it so you can become invisible and unkillable

Lachlanio Gaming 11 years ago

I COULD TURN MY ARMS INTO SWORDS AND CHOP THEIR DAMN HEADS RIGHT OFF!!!

Mixmaster 8 years ago

Go hit man style bulletproof skin

Pacifist_Sans 11 years ago

How is this one bad?

Southmaster99 11 years ago

*attempt*

Rylan Vincent 13 years ago

If I can make people look the way they are on the inside then I will deal with the assassination attempts like a man (said the child).

FoxxQ 5 years ago

"With NO SIDE EFFECTS OR COST" THEREFORE NULLIFYING THE ASSASSINS!!! PLUS YOU CAN JUST TURN THE ASSASSINS INTO ANTS OR SOMETHING

mr.whatface 10 years ago

Invulnerability, cash, an excuse to kill, what isn't there to love here?

BamtanJEM 11 years ago

Heal the assaination injury duh

Q297 9 years ago

Well im gonna run away from them and say bye people

Fire_and_Ice_MD 11 years ago

make your skin harder than diamonds, but exactly the same as it already was.

katiekat442 12 years ago

Well, if it's an attempt then it's okay.

Vana 11 years ago

ill just turn my body into all hearing all seeing machine with the skin of steel or harder!

kristoph 9 years ago

use BAHAMUT from final fantasy body use perfect 10/10 man body with wings tail and skin that can teak 50 cal thataos sniper rifule to face with 0 dmg for famli and friends interactions also fucking we need that i mean pepole try to kill me i need to work s... [Show full comment]

MobMaster120 11 years ago

You could become transgender......

Michelle McMillan 12 years ago

Wait!?!?! Do I die or not!?!?!?! Will I die durning an assassination????!!!!

WBGrock 10 years ago

build me an army of super sexy combat ninjas to deal with the assasins.

Firsk 11 years ago

I would have the power, but would never use it. Because i don't care about random people :) So WinWin.

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