Will You Press The Button?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Smite_you 8 years ago

First of all edgy second STOP SPAMING GO FUCING DAMIT

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Caribou 5 years ago

This sounds like a playboy dream. You aren't romantically involved with all your exes, but since your current romantic partner doesn't care about monogamy, you can still sleep with them as you wish? Because no downside once you"ve had sex 5 times. You can ... [Show full comment]

Wajaman88 10 years ago

It just depends on what you consider sex

DerpQueenMC 11 years ago

Just never have sex, or have it very very rarely. Then you will have less exes and awkward encounters with them.

Melody Montembeault 13 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Mobfox 3 years ago

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I Am A Duck 10 years ago

if it means i get at least 1 boyfriend im happy

justin2826 10 years ago

lmaooo same XD

BananaLady 8 years ago

it"s like dr. phil saying: do you wish to proceed to have sex?

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago

Then suck it up fellow guys and evolve already all you need to do is not have sex with The same person more then 5 times!

DomZ127 9 years ago

Sooo four times is ok?

John Birkel 13 years ago

if the relationship never ends badly, why is it a problem if you run into exes?

broden52 10 years ago

Why would i have it 5 times

Marelupus 10 years ago

Wait a second... If my relationships never end badly, does that mean we can be friends with benefits???

Nightwolf1256 10 years ago

What the fell??? :/

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Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

I thought they'd never end badly

NickJr101 11 years ago

Just don't have sex 5 times, duh...

Jeffrey Huang 13 years ago

So basically hentai?

falcon_king3 6 years ago

f in the chat for cereal romantics lol

FireKing2601 11 years ago

Fuck all these bitches!

NikolaKing1 9 years ago

never ends badly

best will you press the button player 11 years ago

shame

addeanna 11 years ago

I don't care about sex or anything

Duke5601 10 years ago

Reminds me of the movie good luck chuck

Zaqinabox 11 years ago

My relationships never end badly. Basically. I can be friends with everybody I get into a relationship with. So here's the deal. Woo as many women that you think are fun to be around. Eventually break up with them and still have a whole bunch of friends.

123qwe123qwe 2 years ago

That is good

Tallmios 10 years ago

This dillema provides no space for long-term relationships and assumes you only want sex. What if you find the girl of your dreams and you want to stay with her forever? Too bad, you only get to have sex 5 times before it's a good bye.

ALoneTenno 11 years ago

It'll end in a good way so why would it matter if you see them every week or not?

Brennan4life 11 years ago

find one have sex 4 times all set there you go

Weavileforce 11 years ago

If it never ends badly, then why would they decide to end the relationship in the first place? Seems like a catch 22 to me.

dudebro101 11 years ago

A polywhat is that even a word

lady_with_claws 11 years ago

It means that you have more than one (sex)partner

KaiichiKing 12 years ago

My niner doesnt like that

WillisCraft 6 years ago

sex is weird and if my relationships don't end badly, my exes would be fine with seeing me

Mike9090 9 years ago

It doesn't end badly so if it ends and I have to see all my exes it"s like "Hey" instead of "YOU BITCH WHY DID YOU DUMP ME AFTER 5 TIMES!?!?!?"

4chan4life 11 years ago

hell naw i don't wanna die!

Jaymar 11 years ago

addenna you will in a year or two once you hit puberty

leon 11 years ago

worth it!

BorisZhang last year

I can invite girl travel to Africa

ReddDevl 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Nightwolf1256 10 years ago

as if... baka...

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

...What exes? What romantic relationships?

BlockNloadEnthusiast 11 years ago

Um maybe Lol?

Robson Padilha MÃ¼ller 13 years ago

This only applies if you have a girlfriend.

Lite3000 11 years ago

Anything that doesn't involve a penis inside of a vagina or anus isn't sex.

Sawyer861 9 years ago

Relationships never end badly and you run into your exes for random fun

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

The downside won't happen due to the upside, it's a contradiction...

Final 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Malanti 11 years ago

So what?Nothing wrong with that that means just alot of bitch slaps lol.

dafish728 12 years ago

here's an idea. get back with them after the relationship ends.

SanDarl 8 years ago

It'll end the romantic relationship but not the friendly or sexual relationship, so basically there"s just no more married couple stuff. And if you want to be romantic with someone, just don't have sex with them. No downside.

xxatqxx 11 years ago

Then dont have sex 5 times .... hold your self

ecko222 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

jjstuec 11 years ago

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pking16 11 years ago

That sounds like a nut blast

POPple 5 months ago

Cheat code to everlasting friendship, and a solid aro relationship

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