Will You Press The Button?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Smite_you 9 years ago

First of all edgy second STOP SPAMING GO FUCING DAMIT

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Caribou 5 years ago

This sounds like a playboy dream. You aren't romantically involved with all your exes, but since your current romantic partner doesn't care about monogamy, you can still sleep with them as you wish? Because no downside once you"ve had sex 5 times. You can ... [Show full comment]

Wajaman88 10 years ago

It just depends on what you consider sex

DerpQueenMC 11 years ago

Just never have sex, or have it very very rarely. Then you will have less exes and awkward encounters with them.

Melody Montembeault 13 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Mobfox 3 years ago

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I Am A Duck 10 years ago

if it means i get at least 1 boyfriend im happy

justin2826 10 years ago

lmaooo same XD

BananaLady 9 years ago

it"s like dr. phil saying: do you wish to proceed to have sex?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

Then suck it up fellow guys and evolve already all you need to do is not have sex with The same person more then 5 times!

DomZ127 9 years ago

Sooo four times is ok?

John Birkel 13 years ago

if the relationship never ends badly, why is it a problem if you run into exes?

broden52 10 years ago

Why would i have it 5 times

Marelupus 10 years ago

Wait a second... If my relationships never end badly, does that mean we can be friends with benefits???

Nightwolf1256 10 years ago

What the fell??? :/

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BlockNloadEnthusiast 11 years ago

Um maybe Lol?

Robson Padilha MÃ¼ller 13 years ago

This only applies if you have a girlfriend.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

...What exes? What romantic relationships?

Sawyer861 9 years ago

Relationships never end badly and you run into your exes for random fun

Lite3000 11 years ago

Anything that doesn't involve a penis inside of a vagina or anus isn't sex.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

The downside won't happen due to the upside, it's a contradiction...

Final 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

dafish728 12 years ago

here's an idea. get back with them after the relationship ends.

Malanti 11 years ago

So what?Nothing wrong with that that means just alot of bitch slaps lol.

SanDarl 9 years ago

It'll end the romantic relationship but not the friendly or sexual relationship, so basically there"s just no more married couple stuff. And if you want to be romantic with someone, just don't have sex with them. No downside.

xxatqxx 11 years ago

Then dont have sex 5 times .... hold your self

ecko222 11 years ago

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jjstuec 11 years ago

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POPple 6 months ago

Cheat code to everlasting friendship, and a solid aro relationship

pking16 11 years ago

That sounds like a nut blast

epic97101 8 years ago

it"s called not having sex every day

CoasterBot 9 years ago

This wouldn't change my life.

Scarose 10 years ago

Nope. nope. Just one partner is good enough for me. Though my past is crap, I truly would hate to end up with anyone else other than the one I have now.