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Your romantic relationships will never end badly, and none of your partners care if you're polygamous.
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Having sex witht the same person five times will always end that romantic relationship, and you will encounter all of your exes at least once weekly.
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Caribou3 years ago
This sounds like a playboy dream. You aren't romantically involved with all your exes, but since your current romantic partner doesn't care about monogamy, you can still sleep with them as you wish? Because no downside once you"ve had sex 5 times. You can ...[Show full comment]

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Smite_you7 years ago
First of all edgy second STOP SPAMING GO FUCING DAMIT
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Wajaman888 years ago
It just depends on what you consider sex

DerpQueenMC10 years ago
Just never have sex, or have it very very rarely. Then you will have less exes and awkward encounters with them.

I Am A Duck9 years ago
if it means i get at least 1 boyfriend im happy

justin28269 years ago
lmaooo same XD

BananaLady7 years ago
it"s like dr. phil saying: do you wish to proceed to have sex?

Melody Montembeault12 years ago
*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Mobfox2 years ago
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EMPTYENDER117 years ago
Then suck it up fellow guys and evolve already all you need to do is not have sex with The same person more then 5 times!

DomZ1278 years ago
Sooo four times is ok?

John Birkel12 years ago
if the relationship never ends badly, why is it a problem if you run into exes?

broden529 years ago
Why would i have it 5 times

Marelupus9 years ago
Wait a second... If my relationships never end badly, does that mean we can be friends with benefits???

Nightwolf12569 years ago
What the fell??? :/
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Nightwolf12569 years ago
Fine, only 3 times. JK is too young! but I only want 3 kidz so... GOOD 4 ME! XD

addeanna10 years ago
I'm 9

pressmedont1239 years ago
The downside creates a paradox

Keori10 years ago
asexual romantic eyyyy

monstalast year
are you 12 bro who wrote this one

MN Outlaw9 years ago
Yeah it ends but you can hook up again as a new relationship and fuck then

JasBagley8 years ago
*laughs hard* IT CONTRADICTS ITSELF AND HAS LOOPHOLES! *coughs* It never said anything about gender. So it could be referring to only men or only women. What about Bi and Pan people? It says nothing about it. IN YOUR FACE BUTTON!

Xryeau10 years ago
Paradox Encounter!

NickJr10110 years ago
Just don't have sex 5 times, duh...

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
I thought they'd never end badly

falcon_king35 years ago
f in the chat for cereal romantics lol

FireKing26019 years ago
Fuck all these bitches!

Jeffrey Huang12 years ago
So basically hentai?

best will you press the button player9 years ago
shame

NikolaKing18 years ago
never ends badly

Duke56019 years ago
Reminds me of the movie good luck chuck

addeanna10 years ago
I don't care about sex or anything

Tallmios9 years ago
This dillema provides no space for long-term relationships and assumes you only want sex. What if you find the girl of your dreams and you want to stay with her forever? Too bad, you only get to have sex 5 times before it's a good bye.

Zaqinabox10 years ago
My relationships never end badly. Basically. I can be friends with everybody I get into a relationship with. So here's the deal. Woo as many women that you think are fun to be around. Eventually break up with them and still have a whole bunch of friends.

123qwe123qwelast year
That is good

ALoneTenno9 years ago
It'll end in a good way so why would it matter if you see them every week or not?

Brennan4life10 years ago
find one have sex 4 times all set there you go

Weavileforce10 years ago
If it never ends badly, then why would they decide to end the relationship in the first place? Seems like a catch 22 to me.

KaiichiKing11 years ago
My niner doesnt like that

WillisCraft4 years ago
sex is weird and if my relationships don't end badly, my exes would be fine with seeing me

dudebro1019 years ago
A polywhat is that even a word

lady_with_claws9 years ago
It means that you have more than one (sex)partner

Mike90907 years ago
It doesn't end badly so if it ends and I have to see all my exes it"s like "Hey" instead of "YOU BITCH WHY DID YOU DUMP ME AFTER 5 TIMES!?!?!?"

4chan4life9 years ago
hell naw i don't wanna die!

Jaymar10 years ago
addenna you will in a year or two once you hit puberty

ReddDevl9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Nightwolf12569 years ago
as if... baka...

leon10 years ago
worth it!

BlockNloadEnthusiast9 years ago
Um maybe Lol?

Robson Padilha Müller12 years ago
This only applies if you have a girlfriend.

NiftyChibi7 years ago
...What exes? What romantic relationships?

Sawyer8618 years ago
Relationships never end badly and you run into your exes for random fun

Lite300010 years ago
Anything that doesn't involve a penis inside of a vagina or anus isn't sex.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
The downside won't happen due to the upside, it's a contradiction...

Final10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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