Will You Press The Button?

Caribou3 years ago

This sounds like a playboy dream. You aren't romantically involved with all your exes, but since your current romantic partner doesn't care about monogamy, you can still sleep with them as you wish? Because no downside once you"ve had sex 5 times. You can ...[Show full comment]

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Smite_you7 years ago

First of all edgy second STOP SPAMING GO FUCING DAMIT

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Wajaman888 years ago

It just depends on what you consider sex

DerpQueenMC9 years ago

Just never have sex, or have it very very rarely. Then you will have less exes and awkward encounters with them.

I Am A Duck9 years ago

if it means i get at least 1 boyfriend im happy

justin28269 years ago

lmaooo same XD

BananaLady7 years ago

it"s like dr. phil saying: do you wish to proceed to have sex?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Then suck it up fellow guys and evolve already all you need to do is not have sex with The same person more then 5 times!

Melody Montembeault12 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

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DomZ1278 years ago

Sooo four times is ok?

John Birkel12 years ago

if the relationship never ends badly, why is it a problem if you run into exes?

broden528 years ago

Why would i have it 5 times

Marelupus9 years ago

Wait a second... If my relationships never end badly, does that mean we can be friends with benefits???

Nightwolf12568 years ago

What the fell??? :/

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Nightwolf12568 years ago

Fine, only 3 times. JK is too young! but I only want 3 kidz so... GOOD 4 ME! XD

addeanna9 years ago

I'm 9

pressmedont1239 years ago

The downside creates a paradox

Keori10 years ago

asexual romantic eyyyy

monsta12 months ago

are you 12 bro who wrote this one

MN Outlaw9 years ago

Yeah it ends but you can hook up again as a new relationship and fuck then

JasBagley8 years ago

*laughs hard* IT CONTRADICTS ITSELF AND HAS LOOPHOLES! *coughs* It never said anything about gender. So it could be referring to only men or only women. What about Bi and Pan people? It says nothing about it. IN YOUR FACE BUTTON!

Xryeau9 years ago

Paradox Encounter!

NickJr1019 years ago

Just don't have sex 5 times, duh...

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

I thought they'd never end badly

falcon_king34 years ago

f in the chat for cereal romantics lol

FireKing26019 years ago

Fuck all these bitches!

Jeffrey Huang12 years ago

So basically hentai?

best will you press the button player9 years ago

shame

NikolaKing17 years ago

never ends badly

addeanna9 years ago

I don't care about sex or anything

Duke56018 years ago

Reminds me of the movie good luck chuck

Tallmios9 years ago

This dillema provides no space for long-term relationships and assumes you only want sex. What if you find the girl of your dreams and you want to stay with her forever? Too bad, you only get to have sex 5 times before it's a good bye.

Zaqinabox10 years ago

My relationships never end badly. Basically. I can be friends with everybody I get into a relationship with. So here's the deal. Woo as many women that you think are fun to be around. Eventually break up with them and still have a whole bunch of friends.

123qwe123qwe9 months ago

That is good

ALoneTenno9 years ago

It'll end in a good way so why would it matter if you see them every week or not?

Brennan4life9 years ago

find one have sex 4 times all set there you go

Weavileforce9 years ago

If it never ends badly, then why would they decide to end the relationship in the first place? Seems like a catch 22 to me.

KaiichiKing11 years ago

My niner doesnt like that

WillisCraft4 years ago

sex is weird and if my relationships don't end badly, my exes would be fine with seeing me

dudebro1019 years ago

A polywhat is that even a word

lady_with_claws9 years ago

It means that you have more than one (sex)partner

Mike90907 years ago

It doesn't end badly so if it ends and I have to see all my exes it"s like "Hey" instead of "YOU BITCH WHY DID YOU DUMP ME AFTER 5 TIMES!?!?!?"

4chan4life9 years ago

hell naw i don't wanna die!

Jaymar9 years ago

addenna you will in a year or two once you hit puberty

ReddDevl9 years ago

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Nightwolf12568 years ago

as if... baka...

leon9 years ago

worth it!

BlockNloadEnthusiast9 years ago

Um maybe Lol?

Robson Padilha MÃ¼ller12 years ago

This only applies if you have a girlfriend.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

...What exes? What romantic relationships?

Sawyer8618 years ago

Relationships never end badly and you run into your exes for random fun

Lite30009 years ago

Anything that doesn't involve a penis inside of a vagina or anus isn't sex.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

The downside won't happen due to the upside, it's a contradiction...

Final9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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