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26758 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 64655 (71%) did not.
You can guarantee there is an afterlife, and that it functions exactly as you desire
but
you will die immediately without being able to partake in it.
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WhatTheSigma2 months ago
Erm what the sigma?

Digimonking29 years ago
Loophole—In my afterlife, I have customized it where people can sell their souls to bring others who didn't make it there. Also, it was set up so when I die, I become the ruler of the Monarchy of my afterlife, and other then that, it is very similar to the...[Show full comment]

ELIXIR054 years ago
Umm..wow?
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JimiTTB9 years ago
What happens to me then? I'm still pressing because I have an immensely thought out idea of what I wanted the afterlife to be... but still...

Devin Mitchell12 years ago
...Still looking for an upside..

TakoTheFox2 years ago
You could make afterlife exactly like regular life but better
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4p83XP7 years ago
WHATA STUPID QUESTION!!!!!!

Nerdkind7 years ago
My afterlife is downsides no longer exist. Oh, and I'm loved by Bayley and Zero Suit Samus. Aka Jiraiya paradise.

Mixmaster7 years ago
Oh, hey Pervy Sage

Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Afterlife=I'm a god=I can live there forever=Can't die=Confusion=B)

FredBearGold8 years ago
whats the point of knowing of it if you die instantly and never get to go there?

ApexSpice8 years ago
What if I want my after life to alive forever without this taking affect LOOPHOLE

coolstorybro8 years ago
Im an atheist so nothing changes for me but hell is real for jerks? (ideal is good people can do anything "unsinful" with no repercussions and jerks have to burn forever and get licked by ravenously hungry goats)

RoloChambers9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Mrcooldude7 years ago
Error 404: where the f*ck is the up side

Dilan9 years ago
Good! My afterlife looks like: New earth for everyone, but you can choose what you want!

¿elzie?9 years ago
How does that work????????

Rerun249 years ago
So...if my ideal afterlife is nothingness I become a ghost?

Jbrick10 years ago
Ok well no pressy

Hdv9 years ago
Would you rather Never sleep again Never eat again

this is dumb9 years ago
Um how do you die painless bulet to the head or painful death like a bullet to the gutt either way you could customize the after life to your liking

NotYourWaffle9 years ago
What if I design the afterlife EXACTLY like reality

BeeTheImmortal9 years ago
No sense!

Democracy-or-Death6 years ago
No afterlife for you!

Canced9 years ago
Well... This is !$%* I didn't die

Chinese potato9 years ago
I'm not religious

thehawkman11 years ago
You could become god by controllong peoples afterlife.

Rcksn8 years ago
Error: 404 Upside not found

BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOB9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

elite king9 years ago
Why is this a good thing

logan schuster9 years ago
make it so the people in the afterlife bring you back to life at the beginning of the afterlife.

Sytam3 years ago
So I can get Isekai let"s goooo!

Ampedonpugs9 years ago
I'm selfish if I suffer everyone suffers you can't be happy while I'm sad alone wait what if I made the afterlife torturous hmmm

pandasruletheworld7 years ago
where is the upside yo

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
only if my new followers reserect me then i die another day and go into this new world.

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago
already know there"s a heaven. Don't need any extra garuntees.

otakutrashllama9 years ago
Well you already choose what happens after you die...

MAFUKA!!!!10 years ago
So what is the point in knowing it

Hyodo Issei9 years ago
Where is the upside? Please tell me

ilovefreestuff9 years ago
The upside is the psychology of death. You die knowing you were right...

Grace Flanagan12 years ago
This mkes no sense

NinjaEmboar8 years ago
I don't need a guarantee, because I already know one exists.

Rohnek Kdosi8 years ago
Finally someone who knows the truth

RetroGameDays6 years ago
Everthing you think happens!!!!

WriteShootEdit9 years ago
Well then...there's no point in saying yes because...you can't fucking get there

LogicWizard3149 years ago
Fuck no

thegoldenpineapple449 years ago
if i cant have it no one can

xlittle9 years ago
desire the opposite

Sirayo7 years ago
Set it up so that I am in the middle ground while everbody else goes to heaven or hell

Sirayo7 years ago
Guess I will need to make up both a God and a Devil for those idiots

Kiko Avin 10 years ago
I wont be with my friends or family no way

tiimmyturner128 years ago
NOOOOO

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Everyone but you gets to go into the Afterlife it says you can't partake in it!

LolOmgYolo9 years ago
Upside...where are ya? come here

JustWantANormalLife3 years ago
I think I"d rather just live a normal life.

Wiseman9 years ago
I want to live my life first
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