Will You Press The Button?

I_Am_Sherlocked9 years ago

Asexuals high five each other in the distance.

Greninja199 months ago

*high fives fellow aces*

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Ayoub El Maftouhi12 years ago

Plot twist : Orgasms are the meaning of life

KDKDragon7 years ago

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPP* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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duckbutt9 years ago

i dont see a reason to press it, i already know the answer

TinaLucia2 years ago

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

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aproy7 years ago

I will tell you the meaning to life WITHOUT a downside. You ready? There isn't a meaning. Now go masturbate meaninglessly.

SkylerRanker6 months ago

W :)

Ahnking9 years ago

I masturbate everyday.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@DrInconsiderate it’s in the Bible, alright! You just have to look closer…

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JonesJimBobski9 years ago

wait, whats an orgasm? sorry im only 13, im assuming it has something to do with sex?

Baughg18 years ago

Google it. Also im 13 and know what it is.

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Some-guy-idk7 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

the-idiotic-demiboyflux2 years ago

ha srsly tho im laughing so hard that i almost choked

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EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Life on earth was just a random outcome of a random anomaly about 5,000,000,000 years ago.

EMPTYENDER116 years ago

I think god is a creation of humanity to help with the fear of death and the pain of a life without meaning. I guess we nonbelievers sometimes forget that this is a problem for others.

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WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra7 years ago

Just because you can't orgasm doesn't mean you can't cum. Besides, you can still feel pleasure.

SnowflameStorm7 years ago

Ummmmm... I'm homoromantic asexual, so I don't actually care all that much about orgasms? XD

the-idiotic-demiboyflux2 years ago

if people actually care about orgasms then the world is fricking MESSED UP

dankmemes1018 years ago

Never had them, never will :D

Tori Nagudi12 years ago

Let's just appreciate that the percentage of people who did not is 69.

oldnotweak9 years ago

and do you know why? because the people pressing the button cant have orgasms anymore so its destabilizing the natural order

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Dark Necromancer 309 years ago

Perverts again...

nonamealexandra 9 years ago

Again...?

Kieran9 years ago

Orgasms then will be useless because when you die you forget

amano9 years ago

Looks like the meaning of life to me is feeling pain..

SirBauer9 years ago

What if I told you, the meaning of life is that there is no meaning... just a longtime product of the base properties of the universe... but in the brief time-span of my pointless existence, I'll take my orgasms thank you very much.

fitetoon9 years ago

ACEEEEE

lazyPerfectionist9 years ago

Asexual, motherfucker!

RockyStarNova10 years ago

ASEXUAL'S HAVE ONE AGAIN!

Cassie Misner12 years ago

The meaning of life is 42. I already know that. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!

SciArtHerp8 years ago

YASS!!!! WE DONT NEED A STUPID BUTTON TO TELL IS THAT.

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Owen Langham12 years ago

69% of people said no, no joke.

Tyler Dixon12 years ago

LOL 69% didn't press the button

Morgan Brandi12 years ago

I won't.Maybe the orgasm itself is the reason of life :D

Facaeru Ionut Valeriu12 years ago

42.

Jenny Golder12 years ago

I don't give a fuck about the meaning of life.

Johnny Nicholas Kai Imamura12 years ago

"Again"? XD Such presumption.

Ryan Schick12 years ago

God is the meaning of life

SummerB6 years ago

Not to all people

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Isabelle Novak12 years ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orgasm

Baughg18 years ago

Yas

Jack Vitz12 years ago

Not knowing is half the fun anyway.

Baughg18 years ago

Orgasm is the meaning of life

Leeloverose9 years ago

Why do some of the comments say there from 46 years ago?ðŸ˜‚

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

No, j-just no.

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Monkeysgt9 years ago

Lol ikr

DiamondTieYT8 years ago

I already know the meaning of life.

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Rossy7738 years ago

No way would I ever do that

Highly Obnoxious Almond9 years ago

Downside??

RewiStinkt4 years ago

NO FUCKIN WAY BRUH

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JohnPariah11 years ago

asexual so idc

Myth Plays9 years ago

Meaning of life = create a meaning as you live pressed the button bc fuck orgasm

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