Everyone you love dies
but
you get a cool hat for free
I will not


F0x7r078 years ago
"hey dad why am I dead?". "I needed a cool hat!"

temporaryusernam9 years ago
For free?!

O-E7 years ago
I still can't forgive Speedwagon.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
How dare you insult our lord and saivior

Crazydude98127 years ago
Speedwagon pressed the button

David Moore12 years ago
Sorry everyone, but cool hat here I come!!

Moina2 years ago
Yeah like, yeah sorry family, but that hat is really fuggin cool, and yeah no, bye
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Dk_the_gr89 years ago
make the cool hat able to resurrect everyone. LOOPHOLE!

ERROR 408 USERNAME NOT FOUND9 years ago
no, not, LOOPHOLE!, stupidity, it said "cool hat" it did not say you could give it magic powers.

Tim Williamson12 years ago
CAARRRLLLL!!!!!

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago
stop acting like you know way like you know the rules there are no rules man we"re lost im a better father than you rick im a better man than you well hot diggidy dawg wht is that huh what is that
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Ig888 years ago
Yay a cool hat sorry family

Torterraxe9 years ago
The 36% of people who pressed the button are pretty fudged up...... Unless they love no one, which is unlikely. So basically those people don't mind all their friends and family dying for a free hat. That's selfish as heck.

king samoria8 years ago
Why i whant to be a pirate? The answor is i dont

Benjigoo7 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDJDJFKCMKSKDKFKSMMSD

ZingyZangy5677 years ago
Hmm...

Awesomeness01797 years ago
I hate everyone. Problem solved.

Dio-Sama7 years ago
I bet Speedwagon pressed this button more than once

Someone0017 years ago
How did 22773 people press this button??

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
worth it

Kakyointhecherryboi8 years ago
Did Speedwagon press this button?

AnthonyGualdoni8 years ago
I see no downside.

AzulProTV8 years ago
What if i already have a cool hat?

Russnyx6 years ago
I have one already

Etheallan8 years ago
Cool hat , family rip

itsnhi9 years ago
Wtf thisbis dumb

Robin Engelen12 years ago
2841 tf2 players

Димитър Влахов12 years ago
The people who pressed the button on this question were probably in "press all the buttons" mode

An-Idiot4 years ago
No dude they pressed it because cool hat.
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WookiesUnited9 years ago
GIVE ME THE DAMN HAT...

hollyskyes9 years ago
10834 people are sick fucks if a hat matters more than their family

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
And I think some people hate their families,I do but I didn't press the button
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Alduin Odahviing12 years ago
TF2 players in a nutshell

TheHoovy7 years ago
The sad part is some hats cost the life of your family

Phillip Müller12 years ago
Not even for a fez!

Arwenes9 years ago
What about a bow tie? Those are cool.

Kelsey Leigh12 years ago
there are some cruel cold hearted B!$%#@$ out there

EonDaUmbreon3 years ago
For those who are saying this dont make sense, yall are uncultured swines, its poking fun at the fact tf2 players literally spend thousands on 1 cosmetic
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Thomas Marley12 years ago
Better be a Burning Team Captain.

Thanatoast Breadingstein12 years ago
ooh Cool hat.

JO4873NN235Y387 years ago
Switch them around it doesn't make sense

Jeffguy9 years ago
Make the hat be magical and let you bring everyone back alive LOOPHOLE BIATCH

Mozzi259 years ago
Lol this guy did it the wrong way its supposed to be YOU GET A COOL FREE HAT BUT EVERY ONE YOU LOVE DIES ;-;

prayforkqly9 years ago
Onggggggggggggggg a hat pls gimmie dat

Coolman864 years ago
Wtf

IvyNTP8 years ago
Who the frick would ever press this button!?!? Lol

HHMortada559 years ago
I don't love anyone

Mommasgirl11008 years ago
I WOULDNT CHOOSE A HATE OVER THE ONE"S I LOVE D;

scrub4209 years ago
as a TF2 player i ofcourse pressed the button

Geoff Kidder12 years ago
Now I think I am officially bored with this website.

gfdfcf4 years ago
epic

TheAlmightyDoge8 years ago
I choose the hat.

props9 years ago
mabybe they die from the over powered collnes level of the hat

lunakitten87 years ago
The frick? People who pressed this button, it better be a joke...

NGV_Gaming9 years ago
Hats are cool as fuck man.

BananaTree9 years ago
I actually laughed

Dorito_chris5 years ago
Nobody loves me.. HEY THATS A REALY COOL HAT

Nightwolf12568 years ago
THATS SO STUPID! BAKA

Lucaribro5019 years ago
1/3 out of everyone would rather have a hat. I now have no trust in this world.

not taken username9 years ago
omg. the dillemma. i don't know.

LittleMissDarkSide10 years ago
Lol free hat
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