Will You Press The Button?

Emerald507 years ago

Just become friends with earth

Amongus_ur_momlast year

YES

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EpicCommander28 years ago

But I'm friends with everyone *makes cute face*

Cipher18 years ago

Uhm, fuck yes! I'd go nude if we're living in paradise. Most of my friends are kinkmasters, so paradise involves sex toys and fetishwear. Lessgo!

Vickkawaii146 years ago

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE SHY BEANS WHO DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT SEX, TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!

LeftNut247 years ago

Jokes on you everybody is my friend

AhmetSabir6 years ago

Im not

excuzzie8 years ago

every person alive rn is my friend so its a win-win

loophole master138 years ago

Goodbye idiots who ruined my life. I'm gonna go get me and my pals some paradise.

thepotatotabber8 years ago

NOOOOO NO WIFI

Bloodandashes7 years ago

Also about 7 billion people are dead so

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Sans_The_Skeletonn6 years ago

Paradise ha severything from earth there

AhmetSabir6 years ago

This is a win-win cause i animals wont die anymore because of humans

Rowly7 years ago

Upside?

Area11bandfan7 years ago

Why the fuck not

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD7 years ago

Whoever did not press it is stupid...

MasochisticKitten8 years ago

Lets zelda this shit xD

MrPieGuy248 years ago

on an island alone with my girlfiend ant noone/nothing else? win-win

Yelli8 years ago

I'm off to paradise.

sonicj018 years ago

downside? earth is a shit place anyway

matorin8 years ago

sooooo minecraft :D

Joepat17 years ago

tbh, normally telling someone to commit suicide is bad... but you are just so cringe...

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imliterallydead8 years ago

My paradise is an anime world were I am the pretiest one and senpai notices me.. the sad thing is Im not kidding. But anyways that's better than being on earth

imliterallydead8 years ago

*prettiest Plus I would just buy a new phone and stuff since that's what my paradise is like

Bandiit Rebecca Makara11 years ago

homestuck XoD

ZeFrenchTurtle1446 years ago

Well earth is already fricked up with all the messed up crap we do so I’ll just bring all my family and casts of broadways

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Kate McGeeker11 years ago

this week on "i didn't know it was homestuck"

Burke Lizzie11 years ago

OMG i'm not the only one whop thought "homestuck"

Rylan Sanders11 years ago

Homestuck in a nutshell

Tyler Way11 years ago

Dang it the other Homestuck fans beat me here

Grace Horaski11 years ago

take a shot every time someone mentions homestuck

WilkerS18 years ago

Flowey, pls

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Chicken13377 years ago

A paradise means everything that you want is there why not

Alex Rice11 years ago

What if your eternal paradise have all the same things earth has so you don't have to bring anything

DaRealestMVP8 years ago

so what kate upton

Someweirdfuck6 years ago

Aw hell yeah I get to live out my dream of being a Homestuck character

*insert Shia LaBeouf quote here*8 years ago

clothes? who needs clothes in the paradise anyways?

Cardboard4138 years ago

EMPTYENDER116 years ago

Nothing is a paradise without fallout.

SuperFox1358 years ago

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt??!?!!!!??!?? No way

John Mark Chalkley11 years ago

partially homestuck?

Caiborgthebeas7 years ago

If that happened I"d lose all my Harry Potter things and I am not taking that risk

Fangirl7809 years ago

I could say everyone in e world is my friend, so.....

Autumnfires8 years ago

so.... clothes are destructuion proof? also.... homestuck?

Hyltran2 years ago

Pressing this button would make you the biggest mass murderer in history.

The cool guy8 years ago

So... You have no food shelter or anything, just clothes?

Arahd Is Gold10 years ago

Pfff, who cares of Earth ? You live in paradise, bro.

Star Wars fan 248 years ago

What if my paradise is the pokemon world. Then that is different than earth.

Shaunklok-5 years ago

Okay I'm in

Birb Nova8 years ago

HOMESTUCK FUCK YES YES EYS EYS EY YF SEYF YDSHF TNFRH NDFHBCNVRNFHCBRTG

Tacos6667 years ago

John egbert rose lalonde ascend descend rise up abscond

qwerty12348 years ago

I have no friends... Unless you count animals :p

Mythra6 years ago

Of course not. MY FAMILY DIES??????!!!!!?????!!!!!???? NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIREMANBRO8 years ago

JUST BUILD STUFFZ!

NolanLortz7 years ago

I don't want to live forever though

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD7 years ago

WHY? YOU WILL FLIPPING GET ANYTHING YOU WANT!! YOU ARE STUPID!!

Christian Elster11 years ago

SO LONG SUCKERS

GoFlex656 years ago

It’s not paradise without wifi

Fnafanatic9 years ago

Only if pokemon exist

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