You become a world-renowned author and millionaire
but
Every hair on your head and body must be at least 1 meter long
I will not


coolerdogpond1210 months ago
I CAN BECOME BEAR5????????????????

Maharidlast year
Cousin Itt?

scrub4209 years ago
so, you be a chewbacca millionaire?

Migdin18 years ago
Yes yes you do

Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago
Downside?

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WX500009 months ago
The can all just go shut themselves in a closet somewhere
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Ridragon8 years ago
We are terribly sorry for the inconvinience, Sir Bearington.

I find all the loopholes8 years ago
Does not say for how long, does not say you can't cut it

XDMASTERCHEIF12 months ago
It says the hairs must be 1 meter long

Justin Onkst12 years ago
My pen name shall be Yeti von Sasquatch.

Alexbi2323 years ago
Cousin IT
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Skelletron979 years ago
I dont want to be kalled big foot

Lt-marshall8 years ago
"Called"

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Laser hair removal. You don't have the hair anymore, so it doesn't have to be a meter long.

CoasterBot7 years ago
That"s what I was thinking.
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GiantMarble7 years ago
*to Weerwet* oh a yeti IT?

GiantMarble7 years ago
MLG yeti millionare.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Just shave off all of the other hairs on your body that arent on your head. Sure, you"d have to get rid of your eyebrows and eyelashes, but, some people rock having drawn on eyebrows, and you can always use fake eyelashes. If the hairs arent there, they do...[Show full comment]

Thecatcovenantdude8 years ago
I don't see a downside

bennyjjumpin8 years ago
Shave?

Michael Hecox12 years ago
that would be awesome

Shariden Daughton12 years ago
Just Cousin It there >.>

cute-girl12349 years ago
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Megalodonslava7 years ago
This would kill you you wouldnt see your nose hairs will not let tou use your nose you wouldnt hear cause of ear hair and your skull will get flooded and your hair will constanly poke your brain you could barely walk you would trip alot you would bleed unc...[Show full comment]

cute-girl12349 years ago
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HectorBerlioz7 years ago
I don’t know why, but I’m laughing really hard at the thought of a person having a book signing with a person like that. Actually,I do know why.

Lchil10 years ago
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Mtoom30009 years ago
Remove hair completely mindblown

hallb10168 years ago
Can you shave off all hair? Destroy their roots?

martinsmoustache10 years ago
You could just remove it, plus you get awesome long hair

Magickat9 years ago
"Because we all know, you can't be a cool anime character, without cool anime hair!"

juliansit03 months ago
What about ball hair

Yolo Wizards9 years ago
Why not? Africa does it.

Mr. Judge9 years ago
Uh. I'll just hire somebody to make my hair up into different types.

Tristandapug5 years ago
Why would you do that

gottaZayn9 years ago
you never said permanently so cut cut we go!

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago
You can shave...

Rebeka Waite12 years ago
Laser hair removal and fake eyelash/ eyebrow. Problem solved.

@DylanKnapp19 years ago
Fuck no

ryboy8 years ago
l want to be a millionaire

cute-girl12349 years ago
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MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago
Laser hair removal!!!

BlackRose2789 years ago
I can always shave and get the hair laser removed. So, there is no downside

Pfelice7 years ago
what happens when your hair is already 1 meter long HMMMMM

KingIronFist10110 years ago
And what the f*ck is that rn at the end of my comment?

QAQ_YAYlast year
monster weiter?

C9_volt9 years ago
Imagine having sex with all those pubes rugburn

JLOtywyyn8 years ago
Just cut the hair

therealslimshinji11 years ago
long hair dont care

nathan mcbride9 years ago
I would be chubaka

Julia Galantseva12 years ago
WHAT :D

cute-girl12349 years ago
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Whytho7 years ago
Never said I couldn't shave L

Pig2079 years ago
There is hair in your lungs, so you couldn't breathe and die, your eyelashes would become so heavy, you would be blind, also the hair in your ears would make you deaf. just saying

cute-girl12349 years ago
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