You become a world-renowned author and millionaire
but
Every hair on your head and body must be at least 1 meter long
I will not


coolerdogpond129 months ago
I CAN BECOME BEAR5????????????????

Maharidlast year
Cousin Itt?

scrub4209 years ago
so, you be a chewbacca millionaire?

Migdin18 years ago
Yes yes you do

Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago
Downside?

d0v4hk1In20159 years ago
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WX500009 months ago
The can all just go shut themselves in a closet somewhere
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Ridragon8 years ago
We are terribly sorry for the inconvinience, Sir Bearington.

I find all the loopholes8 years ago
Does not say for how long, does not say you can't cut it

XDMASTERCHEIF11 months ago
It says the hairs must be 1 meter long

Justin Onkst12 years ago
My pen name shall be Yeti von Sasquatch.

Alexbi2323 years ago
Cousin IT
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Skelletron979 years ago
I dont want to be kalled big foot

Lt-marshall8 years ago
"Called"

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Laser hair removal. You don't have the hair anymore, so it doesn't have to be a meter long.

CoasterBot7 years ago
That"s what I was thinking.
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GiantMarble7 years ago
*to Weerwet* oh a yeti IT?

GiantMarble7 years ago
MLG yeti millionare.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Just shave off all of the other hairs on your body that arent on your head. Sure, you"d have to get rid of your eyebrows and eyelashes, but, some people rock having drawn on eyebrows, and you can always use fake eyelashes. If the hairs arent there, they do...[Show full comment]

Thecatcovenantdude8 years ago
I don't see a downside

bennyjjumpin8 years ago
Shave?

Michael Hecox12 years ago
that would be awesome

Shariden Daughton12 years ago
Just Cousin It there >.>

Almorine8 years ago
Me: ARRRGGGH (Like Chewbaca) Fans: OH MY GOD SIGN MY BOOK YOU WROTE

Alan Nya Hernandez12 years ago
No le veo el lado malo xDDD

Berlyn9 years ago
I am a girl so I would braid it!

Blungo3 years ago
I’ll be looking like cousin It

GOGETA259 years ago
What the heck

cute-girl12349 years ago
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Ryanmroxz7 years ago
Cut it it it must be will I'll put a tiny tattoo on my body and its says 1 meter

nono928059 years ago
Cut!!!

LondonBoi8 years ago
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StannyXu7 years ago
I always wanted a mustache

Occult_Nightingale9 years ago
does this work AFTER laser-hair removal? or does it reverse it?

peridot dragon9 years ago
oh wait I can just cut it all off!

cute-girl12349 years ago
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OtakuTaco9 years ago
Damn, no.

ChaosInsurgency9 months ago
Sure.

Kakashi219 years ago
I am...... That guy!

Mgunh110 years ago
Professor Wookie? :P

KillerBoy5 years ago
I had to press it because of the last button. It said that if I press it I must press the next one

RandomWand039 years ago
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Somerandomwizard8 years ago
Wax my body, get a hairdo

Nick Cluxton12 years ago
I see no downside here

Xaveck_Plays8 years ago
You can cut it but then you wouldn't be a million author because it HAS to be a meter long

cute-girl12349 years ago
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Marcell9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SBURBIAN9 years ago
It's like being mark twain chewbacca

Sirayo7 years ago
In my case I would have an Afro, nice

KingIronFist1019 years ago
How long is a meter?

IdkTbh8 years ago
...

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago
...shave.

Messmaker11 years ago
I'm freeken eccentric!

Wolf.Nightrider9 years ago
You can always tie your testie hair into a knot or a ponytail..... Doesn't have to hangout you barbarians

AceFurryTrash3 years ago
Alan Morre

Dpuggy9 years ago
So there turning us into Bigfoot

cute-girl12349 years ago
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