Will You Press The Button?

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

Hannahho2 years ago

Is it one pound of fat or muscle

galaxy lord alexei10 years ago

So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Ekrub5 years ago

If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

Geode7 years ago

I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

BritishCrumpet9 years ago

Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo6 years ago

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*

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Coolkawaiigamer99 years ago

What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer8 years ago

Then don't push the button.

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XxzardxX10 years ago

One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl8 years ago

I lost all my energy.

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JaidenOrozco7 years ago

Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace8 years ago

lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus229 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo10 years ago

So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout10 years ago

Good one

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

#vegetarianswag

Dapurson8 years ago

Nice to see fellow vegetarians

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Brittany Renae Thorne12 years ago

Exercise.

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago

who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Michael Gorman12 years ago

i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

Sheetal Vallabh12 years ago

That would be amusing

victorialmoran9 years ago

I pretty much gain a pound every time I eat a hamburger anyways #fat

Syncrosonic278 years ago

Free food sign me up

Thesealpuncher10 years ago

Loop hole. I'm a walking SKELETON WITH STANDARDS

sentientbutton9 years ago

i"m naturally healthy weight, no desire to change that

Chiller4 years ago

I LIKE PIZZA MORE

Wolf1238 years ago

Imma not be a fatty.

Flappytink10 years ago

Vegetarian

EmeraldBanker7 years ago

wouldnt the pound come from eating the burger you just summoned.?

sr20059 years ago

why I want to be fat

U53RN4M311 months ago

Ha! I don't like beef!

DeathRavens039 years ago

Just cover your hands together with duct tape so you can't ever clap again. Imma genius.

MaybeAMop7 years ago

I’ve excepted my fate as a fat person.

BlockNloadEnthusiast9 years ago

That makes me fat when claping to plays and music so nope

Winter648 years ago

dude i could make a living doing this.

Beth Kululu Berryman12 years ago

I see no downside.

JamesFilms8 years ago

There is no downside, just that you can't clap (if that"s a downside)

pokerman83710 years ago

you could make appear a giant hamburger, and you end human hunger, so whats bad about saving the world for 3 pounds, as, well, it doesn't say the size of the hamburger.