Will You Press The Button?

Hannahholast year

Is it one pound of fat or muscle

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

Ekrub5 years ago

If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

galaxy lord alexei9 years ago

So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Geode7 years ago

I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

BritishCrumpet8 years ago

Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo6 years ago

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*

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Coolkawaiigamer99 years ago

What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer8 years ago

Then don't push the button.

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XxzardxX9 years ago

One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl8 years ago

I lost all my energy.

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JaidenOrozco7 years ago

Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace7 years ago

lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus229 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo9 years ago

So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout9 years ago

Good one

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

#vegetarianswag

Dapurson8 years ago

Nice to see fellow vegetarians

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Brittany Renae Thorne12 years ago

Exercise.

Michael Gorman12 years ago

i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

Sheetal Vallabh12 years ago

That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago

who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Frisk is a Septicplier Phangirl9 years ago

@galaxy lord alexei. we all would be dead. and with all those white girls(not hating im a white girl) that clap when they talk. humanity is fucked

MysticMew26258 years ago

Better than the same hamburger giveing you 3 or more pounds

Brian Poole12 years ago

Uh gym clap gym eadt

firyblueheart9 years ago

idc, but i don't like that f u want a load of hamburgers, i would get fat....lol!!!!

PartyGamer9317 years ago

NOPE DON'T GAIN WEIGHT!

hello-people8 years ago

a lil chub never hurt anyone.

ThePaulDude3 years ago

There"s technically Jo such thing as a "hamburger" because burgers are made of beef so it should be burgers or beefburger because ya know, logic.

Mafiapenguin9 years ago

like mcdonalds

YUXY7 years ago

OH YEAH (not)

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

1. applauses? 2. rip Americans 3. rich people in a nutshell

DragonDust10 years ago

NOW I CAN BECOME JABBA THE HUT! YES!

Haley678 years ago

IGNORE THIS MESSAGE:rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in he...[Show full comment]

Ifredward8 years ago

*end of play* "why arnt you clapping?" "because if I do you"l regret it"

Arkbetae10 years ago

'Murica in a single post.

lh00009 years ago

one pound............. of iridium

ArmandoAuditore7 years ago

Still can lose weight, it doesnt say you have to use it all the time

mouse9 years ago

can't i just not clap?

NiceLeader109 years ago

I clap at many events... No wonder I'm fat

lyzfox9 years ago

imagine aplause like "its raining hamburgers, hallelujah"

420blazin8 years ago

so..... gain one pound of muscle

Mitchell Becker12 years ago

If you're a gainer and want to get fat, this is perfect!

PokerfaceCat7 years ago

So basically, when you"re at a concert, you become super obese but you have a lot of hamburgers.

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

END WORLD HUMGER PEOPLE!Just make a super large hamburger for each poor city/country

Vanguardian158 years ago

I"d gain one pound of muscle mass

lizard_with_glases4 years ago

I will be be the fattest hero in the world, because of saving Africa. I see that as an Absolut win

Melanin Coating9 years ago

Bitch

TechProRex9 years ago

So if I clap 100 lbs,I'll be obese?

Lilo10G6 years ago

*clap* Meme *clap* rewiew

sr20059 years ago

why U want to be fat

TrueRenegade8 years ago

Never watching a performance again

Peachparty10 years ago

I'll take that, I just have to not clap if I don't want to gain a pound, and that'd be super useful if you were stranded in the wilderness or something. no need to learn how to be a hunter gatherer, you can just clap and get food.

skulltown7 years ago

I'm fucking vegetarian

PeterDawggyDawg9 years ago

I'm fat anyway

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