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You conjure a hamburger out of thin air every time you clap

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You gain one pound of weight every time you clap

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Hannahholast year

Is it one pound of fat or muscle

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

Ekrub5 years ago

If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

galaxy lord alexei9 years ago

So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Geode7 years ago

I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

BritishCrumpet8 years ago

Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo6 years ago

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*

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Coolkawaiigamer99 years ago

What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer8 years ago

Then don't push the button.

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XxzardxX9 years ago

One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl8 years ago

I lost all my energy.

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JaidenOrozco7 years ago

Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace7 years ago

lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus229 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo9 years ago

So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout9 years ago

Good one

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

#vegetarianswag

Dapurson8 years ago

Nice to see fellow vegetarians

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Brittany Renae Thorne12 years ago

Exercise.

Sheetal Vallabh12 years ago

That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago

who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Michael Gorman12 years ago

i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

AtomBriones8 years ago

damn looks like i cant go to any concerts or clap when i listen to speeches in class.

6585Hi4 years ago

you can exercise the pound off

big BOOM9 years ago

I dont want to get fat :/

Jharte959 years ago

Guess I'm going to be jabba the hutt

VeljaTech6 years ago

I wouldnt use it but if I am on Island or something like that and I am hungry this is good thing

reagan9 years ago

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Clap clap. Yes I'm 35 pans

MysticMew26258 years ago

Never said you cant lose the weight

Stropey10 years ago

never like burgers anyway... (and send and wait for the flame wars to come)

Fastsnake509 years ago

I h8 burgers

JustOneMoreQuestion8 years ago

Can the weight you gain be musle

Brenna Wiley12 years ago

This would only be good if youre a sumo wrestler

sr20059 years ago

I'm a sumo hahaha

Mr_Mortal9 years ago

It doesn't specifically say it is fat. It could be muscle

IanMP7 years ago

I hate my life so Clap clap clap clap x 50

shelleypatel129 years ago

Exercise

Jackson Ward12 years ago

I am underweight anyway

Speedy_boi_blu3 years ago

Extra weight from burger

Myowndamnprofile9 years ago

wtf who cars i f***k love hambugers

Mewline7 years ago

I dont have to clap

TheGhostlyGamer4569 years ago

i'd get fat and after eating the burger, i'd be even more fat, and if i clap if i'm angry i'd get more angry because i get a useless burger all over my clothes!

Watermelonman8 years ago

Applause!

victorialmoran9 years ago

I pretty much gain a pound every time I eat a hamburger anyways #fat

Syncrosonic278 years ago

Free food sign me up

Thesealpuncher9 years ago

Loop hole. I'm a walking SKELETON WITH STANDARDS

sentientbutton8 years ago

i"m naturally healthy weight, no desire to change that

Chiller4 years ago

I LIKE PIZZA MORE

Wolf1238 years ago

Imma not be a fatty.

Flappytink10 years ago

Vegetarian

EmeraldBanker7 years ago

wouldnt the pound come from eating the burger you just summoned.?

sr20059 years ago

why I want to be fat

U53RN4M39 months ago

Ha! I don't like beef!

DeathRavens039 years ago

Just cover your hands together with duct tape so you can't ever clap again. Imma genius.

MaybeAMop7 years ago

I’ve excepted my fate as a fat person.

BlockNloadEnthusiast9 years ago

That makes me fat when claping to plays and music so nope

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