Will You Press The Button?

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

Hannahho2 years ago

Is it one pound of fat or muscle

galaxy lord alexei10 years ago

So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Ekrub5 years ago

If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

Geode7 years ago

I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

BritishCrumpet9 years ago

Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo6 years ago

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*

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Coolkawaiigamer99 years ago

What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer8 years ago

Then don't push the button.

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XxzardxX10 years ago

One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl8 years ago

I lost all my energy.

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JaidenOrozco7 years ago

Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace8 years ago

lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus229 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo10 years ago

So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout10 years ago

Good one

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

#vegetarianswag

Dapurson8 years ago

Nice to see fellow vegetarians

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Brittany Renae Thorne12 years ago

Exercise.

Sheetal Vallabh12 years ago

That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago

who cares i fucking love hamburgers

Michael Gorman12 years ago

i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

NiceLeader109 years ago

I clap at many events... No wonder I'm fat

lyzfox9 years ago

imagine aplause like "its raining hamburgers, hallelujah"

420blazin8 years ago

so..... gain one pound of muscle

Mitchell Becker12 years ago

If you're a gainer and want to get fat, this is perfect!

PokerfaceCat8 years ago

So basically, when you"re at a concert, you become super obese but you have a lot of hamburgers.

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

END WORLD HUMGER PEOPLE!Just make a super large hamburger for each poor city/country

Vanguardian158 years ago

I"d gain one pound of muscle mass

lizard_with_glases4 years ago

I will be be the fattest hero in the world, because of saving Africa. I see that as an Absolut win

Melanin Coating9 years ago

Bitch

TechProRex9 years ago

So if I clap 100 lbs,I'll be obese?

Lilo10G6 years ago

*clap* Meme *clap* rewiew

sr20059 years ago

why U want to be fat

TrueRenegade8 years ago

Never watching a performance again

Peachparty10 years ago

I'll take that, I just have to not clap if I don't want to gain a pound, and that'd be super useful if you were stranded in the wilderness or something. no need to learn how to be a hunter gatherer, you can just clap and get food.

skulltown7 years ago

I'm fucking vegetarian

PeterDawggyDawg9 years ago

I'm fat anyway

CatsHaveHats8 years ago

Upside...

Alexander Edward Kristiansen12 years ago

Wait i change my mind, after a litte thinking, what if that weight was pure muscle....

Watamelone9 years ago

No comment

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem10 years ago

That is paradise for feedees/feeders/people with a fat fetish.

Yammie12339 years ago

I know what you mean. Why did you do this deviantART...

Korie Endicott12 years ago

doesn't specify fat weight. dibs on muscle weight.

Traptdemon3 years ago

You would be dead including if you accidentally clap when you didnt want to.

MLPRDR9 years ago

I CAN FINNALY BE NORMAL:)

jakeliweiquan7 years ago

It can be something I hate .-.

Swortsi5 years ago

Just cheer

Batjuan9 years ago

Loop hole pound of muscle or fat?

Mumhbg8 years ago

So to a family performance (clap clap clap clap......)...... sorry I forgot I pressed the button.

NightPanda10 years ago

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