Will You Press The Button?

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago

Oh god. Imagine being at a kids concert. Youll either be that asshole who didnt clap or that person who made hamburgers appear out of thin air and gained 60 pounds in a minute. Or just by a hamburger?

HSMAS 6 months ago

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

Hannahho 3 years ago

Is it one pound of fat or muscle

Ekrub 6 years ago

If you gain a pound, you dont need to eat the hamburger, and then you can also feed someone else.

galaxy lord alexei 11 years ago

So basically lady gaga with the song applause is the causevof obesity in the us?

Coolkawaiigamer9 10 years ago

What if I liked hot dogs more than Hamburgers

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Then don't push the button.

Load more replies

BritishCrumpet 10 years ago

Jesus Christ the Cha Cha Slide...

Callum_Lmaoooo 7 years ago

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, everybody clap your hands *building is now full of giganticus butticus*

Load more replies

Geode 8 years ago

I can clap 12 times a sec. This is not a good idea

XxzardxX 11 years ago

One word. Diabeetus.

WildKatGirl 10 years ago

I lost all my energy.

Load more replies

JaidenOrozco 8 years ago

Two words: work out

shesbeautyshesgraceshesasassyace 9 years ago

lose-lose for me, so no thanks.

spinysaurus22 10 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't like burgers. (not a vegan idiot)

iYukayyo 11 years ago

So.. It's just saying have burgers

Ghout 11 years ago

Good one

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

#vegetarianswag

Dapurson 9 years ago

Nice to see fellow vegetarians

Load more replies

Brittany Renae Thorne 13 years ago

Exercise.

Michael Gorman 13 years ago

i got college basktaball games to go to! i cant afford lypo after every game!

Sheetal Vallabh 13 years ago

That would be amusing

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago

who cares i fucking love hamburgers

MysticMew2625 9 years ago

Better than the same hamburger giveing you 3 or more pounds

Brian Poole 13 years ago

Uh gym clap gym eadt

firyblueheart 10 years ago

idc, but i don't like that f u want a load of hamburgers, i would get fat....lol!!!!

PartyGamer931 8 years ago

NOPE DON'T GAIN WEIGHT!

Frisk is a Septicplier Phangirl 11 years ago

@galaxy lord alexei. we all would be dead. and with all those white girls(not hating im a white girl) that clap when they talk. humanity is fucked

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

There"s technically Jo such thing as a "hamburger" because burgers are made of beef so it should be burgers or beefburger because ya know, logic.

Mafiapenguin 10 years ago

like mcdonalds

YUXY 9 years ago

OH YEAH (not)

hello-people 10 years ago

a lil chub never hurt anyone.

DragonDust 11 years ago

NOW I CAN BECOME JABBA THE HUT! YES!

Haley67 10 years ago

IGNORE THIS MESSAGE:rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in he... [Show full comment]

KiLEdEnNis 10 years ago

1. applauses? 2. rip Americans 3. rich people in a nutshell

lh0000 10 years ago

one pound............. of iridium

ArmandoAuditore 8 years ago

Still can lose weight, it doesnt say you have to use it all the time

mouse 11 years ago

can't i just not clap?

Ifredward 9 years ago

*end of play* "why arnt you clapping?" "because if I do you"l regret it"

Arkbetae 12 years ago

'Murica in a single post.

lyzfox 11 years ago

imagine aplause like "its raining hamburgers, hallelujah"

420blazin 10 years ago

so..... gain one pound of muscle

Mitchell Becker 13 years ago

If you're a gainer and want to get fat, this is perfect!

NiceLeader10 10 years ago

I clap at many events... No wonder I'm fat

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

END WORLD HUMGER PEOPLE!Just make a super large hamburger for each poor city/country

Vanguardian15 10 years ago

I"d gain one pound of muscle mass

lizard_with_glases 5 years ago

I will be be the fattest hero in the world, because of saving Africa. I see that as an Absolut win

Melanin Coating 10 years ago

Bitch

PokerfaceCat 9 years ago

So basically, when you"re at a concert, you become super obese but you have a lot of hamburgers.

TechProRex 10 years ago

So if I clap 100 lbs,I'll be obese?

Lilo10G 7 years ago

*clap* Meme *clap* rewiew

sr2005 11 years ago

why U want to be fat

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

Never watching a performance again

Peachparty 11 years ago

I'll take that, I just have to not clap if I don't want to gain a pound, and that'd be super useful if you were stranded in the wilderness or something. no need to learn how to be a hunter gatherer, you can just clap and get food.

skulltown 8 years ago

I'm fucking vegetarian

PeterDawggyDawg 11 years ago

I'm fat anyway

Notifications

188 Comments

Login or register to comment