Will You Press The Button?

Rotsteinblock 10 years ago

If I cut a steak in the shape of a dolphin it's dolphin right?

Trump-is-boss 8 years ago

Yup

TateDawson 9 years ago

dat moment when vegan see dis question dafuq? No.

Gossgoss 9 years ago

I'm all for eating dolphins, but I"d rather not have to hear them gloat about how they raped a seal to death for fun.

Spiderp 10 years ago

I pressed the button; but all dolphins had to say was "So long and thanks for all the fish"

Speed_Demon_Fly 8 years ago

So true

Rangtuk 10 years ago

Goes to dolphin "scuse me do you have diseases?" "No..." "awesome you want to hang out sometime later?" "Sure." "Great see you at dinner" XD

Connor Larsen 13 years ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the people who pressed the button will die from mercury poisoning in roughly 350 days.

BliepMonster 4 years ago

Thanks... You saved me from death

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SNAPPEDLIME1 9 years ago

ooh im sorry i pressed a button that now allows me to speak to you but i must also eat you.... #WhatsTheUpside

Sir_Goat 9 years ago

Yum

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

That's like saying You can only speak English but you have to be a cannibal NO I'M NOT PRESSING THAT STUPID BUTTON!

Migdin1 9 years ago

But you arent a cannibal if you are not the same species as the one you eat

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago

WHAt if you thought everything was dolphin including pizza loop hole

Keke121 9 years ago

No, it says that you have to eat dolphins not something that only looks like a dolphin.

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TotallyAnonymous 11 years ago

Although I would love to understand the dolphin language, Dolphins are too awesome to be eaten.

LightSnoopy 9 years ago

I don't want to speak dolphin, and eat them

Thomas63 10 years ago

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Mother_nature1225 9 years ago

U can eat a dolphin shaped cookie right?

Timelypat 9 years ago

Nope, dolphin meat only. You want it medium or rare?

Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago

So I will be a dolphin canable. 0_0

AnimeFerrets 12 years ago

I am a vegan so heck naw

claysoldier456 11 years ago

This is basically saying "hey bobby." (eats bobby's arm)

TobyFoxReal 2 years ago

they go BRRROOOOOIIING!!! out of the water

CatyDoodleCat 8 years ago

I wuv dolphins I would Starve!! ^3^

TheMailMan 10 years ago

Id make chocolate called dolphin

kingsquiddy23 11 years ago

Omg thats horrible XD

pvzmegagamer 10 years ago

they will die if you eat them so I pressed I will not! so now i'm kind to the dolphin yay!!!!!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Thank you finally someone who loves Dolphins like me!

breezysls 11 years ago

yes sure

Vulkanyte 9 years ago

Speaks dolphin hey what"s up Dolphin nothing much how are you Speaks dolphin come into my house

Miguel Rua 13 years ago

For the sake of the dolphins No

Warmchne 11 years ago

SCURVY!!!!!!!

djcool232 10 years ago

FUCK THIS I LOVE DOLPHIN

Deathslayer468 11 years ago

There's a fish called a dolphin and the mamal speak one eat the other

hawley 2 years ago

i despise dolphins. psychological torture before consumption goes hard

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Aw hell noh

AnyaSingh 9 years ago

Me:"hey! Minnie".dolphin:"hello!!".me"wanna be friends?".dolphine:"why not!!".me:"let"s go to dinner tonight and yes plz put some salt and pepper on you and lemon and yes sit on that stove ok".dolphine:"........"somewhat like this

Korthar 10 years ago

Where is the upside?

annabel8 10 years ago

THATS JUST HORRID I'd be like "Hey dolphin dolphin! I'm going to devour your guts now" and they would understand me!

skinkwhip 12 years ago

im about that life

neilster2015 11 years ago

I'm not sure living purely on meat would be very healthy. Especially without any drinks or other foods to accompany it.

Ltrez3 5 years ago

#downvoted

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago

Atleast it’s not Pear!

PatricijasRoom 10 years ago

whats the downside

Timelypat 9 years ago

I think she means what she says...

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TylerBlevins 6 years ago

Fortnite

Emp01 10 years ago

Lol stubif question

Deacon19 11 years ago

Dolphin doesn't taste good.

Igneel_Dragon 10 years ago

Why the hell will I want to talk to dolphins??????????

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Because dolphins are actually a very intelligent kind species! And if you can accept that go fuck yourself cuz I love dolphins!

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

TitouanPontet 9 years ago

I can already speak they just won't answer me

Nathan Richardson 13 years ago

i pressed the button, because then i would just be fed through a tube and technically not "eat" anythiing :) because what cruel person would ever eat a dolphin