Will You Press The Button?

Rotsteinblock9 years ago

If I cut a steak in the shape of a dolphin it's dolphin right?

Trump-is-boss7 years ago

Yup

TateDawson8 years ago

dat moment when vegan see dis question dafuq? No.

Gossgoss8 years ago

I'm all for eating dolphins, but I"d rather not have to hear them gloat about how they raped a seal to death for fun.

Spiderp8 years ago

I pressed the button; but all dolphins had to say was "So long and thanks for all the fish"

Speed_Demon_Fly7 years ago

So true

Rangtuk8 years ago

Goes to dolphin "scuse me do you have diseases?" "No..." "awesome you want to hang out sometime later?" "Sure." "Great see you at dinner" XD

Connor Larsen12 years ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the people who pressed the button will die from mercury poisoning in roughly 350 days.

BliepMonster3 years ago

Thanks... You saved me from death

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SNAPPEDLIME18 years ago

ooh im sorry i pressed a button that now allows me to speak to you but i must also eat you.... #WhatsTheUpside

Sir_Goat8 years ago

Yum

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

That's like saying You can only speak English but you have to be a cannibal NO I'M NOT PRESSING THAT STUPID BUTTON!

Migdin18 years ago

But you arent a cannibal if you are not the same species as the one you eat

My stupid comments are saving the world9 years ago

WHAt if you thought everything was dolphin including pizza loop hole

Keke1218 years ago

No, it says that you have to eat dolphins not something that only looks like a dolphin.

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AhH7 years ago

AhHhH

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

How fellow dolphins jump into my mouth so I can eat you! No as cool as it could be to communicate with dolphins I love Dolphins too much to eat them.

Emanseru10 years ago

why would i want to speak dolphin

Sub-Zero3429 years ago

No thank you!

midlander10 years ago

If you can speak dolphin then you can tell what their saying, so eating them would be like eating another human :'0

Keke1218 years ago

No upside

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem9 years ago

I wonder what Dolphin tastses like?

Jere Nevadalainen12 years ago

Who the hell wants to speak dolphin anyways o.o

Louis9998 years ago

Why would you want to speak dolphin?

MouseGirl4 years ago

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GangsternauwL9 years ago

Dolphins and human are the only organisms which can enjoy sex

Deathblade2710 years ago

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SameMan68 years ago

Fuuu... Frick yoooou!... Darn spammers...

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KongsandDragons10 years ago

I can't eat dolphins

Unicorncutie7 years ago

No that’s a shit question

kingcreepith11 years ago

you are a horrible person! O.O

pressmedont1239 years ago

no...just no

scenemoPianist8 months ago

Dolphinz suuuucccccccccccck

Darkness101110 years ago

I WOULD TELL THEM THAT I EAT THERE KIND DAILY THEN LAUGH OBNOXIOUSLY IN THEY'RE FACES

lordvaltrosic7 years ago

Why are there 23 percent of people who said yes

11256629 years ago

What's ducking point

Timelypat8 years ago

Considering nobody sells dolphin within a 200 mile radius of my town, and I live nowhere near the ocean, this would be kind of a problem.

marionraking9 years ago

Who the hell comes up with this shit?

condiment.cat10 years ago

/VEGETERIAN SCREAMING/

Bits9 years ago

Sure

Megan Mackley12 years ago

NO. NO. NO.

Drain8 years ago

This is so wrong and disgusting if you pressed this button kill yourself

Migdin18 years ago

No thanks, i have more important things to do

Apollo9243 years ago

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