Will You Press The Button?

SilverYoshi339 years ago

Friend: Hey Derpina, you can fly! Me: OMG REALLY? *jumps off cliff in attempt to fly* R.I.P Me

The_muse7 years ago

there is a point where common sense comes in to play

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Outsource8 years ago

Wouldn't that create a lying paradox? someone could lie to you, then you could lie and say they did/didn't lie to you, and suddenly, they would be telling the truth or lying, even if it was/wasn't a lie. Point is I see no downside.

Kyle Asano12 years ago

lie to get lots of money and sex. lie that you know if people are lying.

Watermelon-girl7 years ago

im a virgin :)

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FlameBlaze9 years ago

So if i say that i know when you are lying?

flash-gnash7 years ago

They would believe you but that wouldn't make it true

LCMCdotEXErules29 years ago

In the future a heavily oppressive government takes over the world. You have the opportunity to take it down but all technology fails, thrusting the world into a dark age for 200 years.

lol3314 years ago

dont use technology then

RatedJohnster9 years ago

Lie to people and say that if they lie to you they will die.

YourMother8 years ago

Lol

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Russell Braddy12 years ago

What if you say, "I know you're lying to me."?

Thats-Kinda-Funny8 years ago

Or you could say "If you are lying to me, I will kill you."

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Marco4.209 years ago

Step 1: tell Trump that if he gives you à small loan of à billion dollar he'll ne elected Step 2: tell any girl that you are the best Guy to have sex with Step 3: profit

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

You is genius

Logan Mangus12 years ago

just still everything you want and say other people did it double win :3

IsseiHyoudou7 years ago

Hey, you love me, remember?

Andy28 years ago

Hrm no thanks that means i"l be a sucker for the most common lie sorry but no thanks.I don't care about lying anyways since its better to tell the truth.

Captrex10 years ago

"all that money in this bank is mine"

coolkid5410 years ago

glitchybro DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

Dayna Morris12 years ago

As I have a learning disability that makes me tell the 100% about things, this would be hard for me

ARandomGopnik5 years ago

So you"re an amazing impostor but a terrible crewmate

isakthebuttonpresser9 years ago

No downside.

aaa27618 years ago

Just stay isolated and say you are living the perfect life

Cuckoo159 years ago

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Jackson Ward12 years ago

This is true except I can tell if people are lying

chip10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ...[Show full comment]

Jhett2 years ago

"You can't lie to me"

Etharian9 years ago

Lie by saying I know when people are lying to me to everyone I meet.

DragonBorn 10 years ago

I am the DragonBorn

spicywiener m89 years ago

nah

Patrick Ventrella12 years ago

so... Sheldon cooper?

nakobro2003 8 years ago

Kinda the oposite

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ValerieParker7 years ago

I have some decent bullshit-detecting skills that I'm not ready to give up.

Riot088 years ago

Free ability

HomuraAkemi10 years ago

I can time travel bitches

AlashionCook10 years ago

But then you can make them tell the truth by making them believe that you are something... that they would tell the truth to.

Koney11 years ago

"Hey, God just said to me that you need to give me $1000000000"

PersonGuyMan4 years ago

Why lie

Faye_The_Ghost9 years ago

I cant tell anyway

DaltonSmith8 years ago

this one is just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine I could get my moma tricked all dae

The One And Only Bill Cipher9 years ago

d the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down...[Show full comment]

Jamesbond1925083257810 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

WingDingWarrior9 years ago

Unless you"re Wonder Woman.

Quest004last year

If somone is lying about sex? I couldn't know? Fuck no

oliver25119 years ago

MURDER!!!

oldnotweak10 years ago

I own the earth... and you all owe me 1 dollar a year for rent... who gives a fuck if someone is lying to me? im rich

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i get a position as a politician

Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago

YAY I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER *kills Justin bieber* wasn't me

flash-gnash7 years ago

*goes up to someone I hate* "You are a chicken." *instantly world"s greatest hypnotist*

Inferi10 years ago

You see that bank back there? All that money is mine. So is that mansion.. And your wallet...

Obscurial8 years ago

I'm already incapable of telling if someones lying, no difference.

James3310 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

alexpierce3409 years ago

I don't honestly lie

vincentdu1510 years ago

So, if i says to a girl she want to be my gf, she will believe me ?

Zandar3244 years ago

no

Jacob Wright12 years ago

So, if I lie to myself and say that I can ALWAYS tell if someone is lying...and I get away with it...profit?

anonymousish8 years ago

How"s wonder woman gonna live this down

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