Will You Press The Button?

SilverYoshi339 years ago

Friend: Hey Derpina, you can fly! Me: OMG REALLY? *jumps off cliff in attempt to fly* R.I.P Me

The_muse7 years ago

there is a point where common sense comes in to play

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Outsource8 years ago

Wouldn't that create a lying paradox? someone could lie to you, then you could lie and say they did/didn't lie to you, and suddenly, they would be telling the truth or lying, even if it was/wasn't a lie. Point is I see no downside.

Kyle Asano12 years ago

lie to get lots of money and sex. lie that you know if people are lying.

Watermelon-girl7 years ago

im a virgin :)

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FlameBlaze9 years ago

So if i say that i know when you are lying?

flash-gnash7 years ago

They would believe you but that wouldn't make it true

LCMCdotEXErules29 years ago

In the future a heavily oppressive government takes over the world. You have the opportunity to take it down but all technology fails, thrusting the world into a dark age for 200 years.

lol3314 years ago

dont use technology then

RatedJohnster9 years ago

Lie to people and say that if they lie to you they will die.

YourMother8 years ago

Lol

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Russell Braddy12 years ago

What if you say, "I know you're lying to me."?

Thats-Kinda-Funny8 years ago

Or you could say "If you are lying to me, I will kill you."

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oliver25119 years ago

THAT MEANS NEVER SENT TO PRISON YES

tyht10 years ago

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Deathstroke is better9 years ago

so what, I lie to get sex, money, and power. The downside doesn't do anything

Knight Lewis12 years ago

If I were to lie then on a spiritual level would god know I lied?

YayorNay6 years ago

So I can't tell if I'm lying to myself

FredBearGold8 years ago

lie about stealing some ones car. free car.

vamp1910 years ago

Just ask them lol

Camboss124 9 years ago

You can have sex with someone else and get away with it ;)

ButtonPresser910 years ago

no i can already say a bad lie with getting a way with it

Tomis The Wise10 years ago

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Yosiah3 years ago

Why would I even want to lie?

nyobi229 years ago

I hate lying anyway.

minecartman0107 years ago

hey this is a roblox comment. say if you had 50,00000,00 robux and someone stole it and it cost 1000000000000$ and you were like "oh ok i guess you didt"

Kill it with color YT9 years ago

Im a nigreian prince give me money and i will give you 10 billion dollars#

xydarkhunteryx9 years ago

Oh a "Nigreian" prince! Oh my god! Here's all my money. I hope that one day your country will be found on a map.

Ã†lun Crombie12 years ago

I could kill a man and everyone in court would believe me if I said I didn't

RandomWand0310 years ago

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Tomskeleton10 years ago

I AM DOVAHKIIN! SPEECH SKILL OVER NINE THOUSAND

oliver25119 years ago

Wait does this mean they will believe me?

setokabia5 years ago

lie that i know people are lying lie to the cops about robbing the bank and they will just let you walk right out the door

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago

All people do to me is lie

YoloSwaggins9 years ago

isn't that what the lie detector is for?

Lapis is Blue Diamond9 years ago

Those don't really work.

Jordan Stanford12 years ago

I'd prefer the exact opposite, actually. For me and everyone around me to be kept honest.

Panifex8 years ago

Common sense should still be a thing here. I know I pressed the button, but some lies are just too flat-out obvious to believe.

autocar669 years ago

So the only thing happen is that i cant see if somebody is lieing... NOPE!

superman1810 years ago

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Aaxx9 years ago

Well, you can't really tell straight away anyway. If you find proof, then you can still know they are lying. So basically normal life but you can get away with lying, and no downside.

Quack-Peep10 years ago

The downside is autism

EarthPenguin8613 years ago

I just had the contrary XD

Logan Mangus12 years ago

just still everything you want and say other people did it double win :3

IsseiHyoudou7 years ago

Hey, you love me, remember?

Marco4.209 years ago

Step 1: tell Trump that if he gives you à small loan of à billion dollar he'll ne elected Step 2: tell any girl that you are the best Guy to have sex with Step 3: profit

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

You is genius

Andy28 years ago

Hrm no thanks that means i"l be a sucker for the most common lie sorry but no thanks.I don't care about lying anyways since its better to tell the truth.

Captrex10 years ago

"all that money in this bank is mine"

coolkid5410 years ago

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ARandomGopnik5 years ago

So you"re an amazing impostor but a terrible crewmate

isakthebuttonpresser9 years ago

No downside.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

As I have a learning disability that makes me tell the 100% about things, this would be hard for me

Cuckoo159 years ago

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Jackson Ward12 years ago

This is true except I can tell if people are lying

aaa27618 years ago

Just stay isolated and say you are living the perfect life

chip10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ...[Show full comment]

Etharian9 years ago

Lie by saying I know when people are lying to me to everyone I meet.

DragonBorn 10 years ago

I am the DragonBorn

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