Will You Press The Button?

SilverYoshi33 10 years ago

Friend: Hey Derpina, you can fly! Me: OMG REALLY? *jumps off cliff in attempt to fly* R.I.P Me

The_muse 8 years ago

there is a point where common sense comes in to play

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Outsource 10 years ago

Wouldn't that create a lying paradox? someone could lie to you, then you could lie and say they did/didn't lie to you, and suddenly, they would be telling the truth or lying, even if it was/wasn't a lie. Point is I see no downside.

Kyle Asano 13 years ago

lie to get lots of money and sex. lie that you know if people are lying.

Watermelon-girl 9 years ago

im a virgin :)

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FlameBlaze 10 years ago

So if i say that i know when you are lying?

flash-gnash 8 years ago

They would believe you but that wouldn't make it true

LCMCdotEXErules2 10 years ago

In the future a heavily oppressive government takes over the world. You have the opportunity to take it down but all technology fails, thrusting the world into a dark age for 200 years.

lol331 5 years ago

dont use technology then

RatedJohnster 10 years ago

Lie to people and say that if they lie to you they will die.

YourMother 10 years ago

Lol

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Russell Braddy 13 years ago

What if you say, "I know you're lying to me."?

Thats-Kinda-Funny 9 years ago

Or you could say "If you are lying to me, I will kill you."

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Logan Mangus 13 years ago

just still everything you want and say other people did it double win :3

IsseiHyoudou 9 years ago

Hey, you love me, remember?

Marco4.20 11 years ago

Step 1: tell Trump that if he gives you à small loan of à billion dollar he'll ne elected Step 2: tell any girl that you are the best Guy to have sex with Step 3: profit

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

You is genius

Andy2 9 years ago

Hrm no thanks that means i"l be a sucker for the most common lie sorry but no thanks.I don't care about lying anyways since its better to tell the truth.

Captrex 11 years ago

"all that money in this bank is mine"

coolkid54 11 years ago

glitchybro DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

ARandomGopnik 6 years ago

So you"re an amazing impostor but a terrible crewmate

isakthebuttonpresser 10 years ago

No downside.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

As I have a learning disability that makes me tell the 100% about things, this would be hard for me

Cuckoo15 11 years ago

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Jackson Ward 13 years ago

This is true except I can tell if people are lying

aaa2761 9 years ago

Just stay isolated and say you are living the perfect life

chip 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five ... [Show full comment]

Etharian 10 years ago

Lie by saying I know when people are lying to me to everyone I meet.

DragonBorn 11 years ago

I am the DragonBorn

Jhett 3 years ago

"You can't lie to me"

Patrick Ventrella 13 years ago

so... Sheldon cooper?

nakobro2003 10 years ago

Kinda the oposite

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ValerieParker 8 years ago

I have some decent bullshit-detecting skills that I'm not ready to give up.

spicywiener m8 11 years ago

nah

Riot08 9 years ago

Free ability

HomuraAkemi 11 years ago

I can time travel bitches

AlashionCook 11 years ago

But then you can make them tell the truth by making them believe that you are something... that they would tell the truth to.

Koney 12 years ago

"Hey, God just said to me that you need to give me $1000000000"

PersonGuyMan 5 years ago

Why lie

Faye_The_Ghost 10 years ago

I cant tell anyway

The One And Only Bill Cipher 11 years ago

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DaltonSmith 9 years ago

this one is just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine I could get my moma tricked all dae

Jamesbond19250832578 11 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed... [Show full comment]

WingDingWarrior 10 years ago

Unless you"re Wonder Woman.

Quest004 2 years ago

If somone is lying about sex? I couldn't know? Fuck no

oliver2511 10 years ago

MURDER!!!

oldnotweak 11 years ago

I own the earth... and you all owe me 1 dollar a year for rent... who gives a fuck if someone is lying to me? im rich

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i get a position as a politician

Lujain Samarkandi 13 years ago

YAY I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER *kills Justin bieber* wasn't me

flash-gnash 8 years ago

*goes up to someone I hate* "You are a chicken." *instantly world"s greatest hypnotist*

Obscurial 9 years ago

I'm already incapable of telling if someones lying, no difference.

Inferi 11 years ago

You see that bank back there? All that money is mine. So is that mansion.. And your wallet...

James33 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

vincentdu15 12 years ago

So, if i says to a girl she want to be my gf, she will believe me ?

Zandar324 5 years ago

no

alexpierce340 10 years ago

I don't honestly lie

anonymousish 9 years ago

How"s wonder woman gonna live this down

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

im moving to capitol hill.

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