Freak the Mighty? (A VERY cool novel,no immortal tho)
Stan_Loves_Eminem11 years ago
yaaaaazzzzz
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pinkkitty099111 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]
HelloThereM810 years ago
As if that"s gonna work what if you don't see your crush tomorrow plus zombies ain't real idiot.
Just take to the sea. The water will support your weight a lot better than air. As you become heavier and less bout any, you'll sink and eventually join the weird colonies of organisms at the bottom of the ocean. Adventure!
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meatloave7 months ago
idiot
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Katcat0210 years ago
Nope, I love my height.
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EmilioC11 years ago
i´ll just be knwowed as "The Giant and wise",and i´ll have a computer to let me talk in super deeply voice
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March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever11 years ago
WHERE IS THE GOOD SIDE?!
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Corvax711 years ago
Death is just a part of life
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TheBronzeCannon6 years ago
Just make robot legs
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YourMackDaddy12 years ago
This is an awful question, so ridiculously lopsided.
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ophiucus123339 years ago
why dont you just make a statue of yourself just beside abraham lincoln and keep moving?
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scorpionkillzsubzero11 years ago
I would outlive everyone I love and eventually not be able to move why would I do that??
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Mr_lit_face10 years ago
SNORLAX!!
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Griffin Ross13 years ago
But... when you grow your bones and muscles grow to support the new mass. It didn't say get fatter, just grow
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az3us11 years ago
I keep gaining weight until my gravity implodes and I become a black hole
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TernipTurnip5 years ago
im sure this is a plot of a Junji ito thing
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Drake701110 years ago
NEVER skip leg day
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BrianSteward9 years ago
This is a paradox; in the act of getting larger, You none structure and muscles also get larger to support your weight. Only downside is that you would have to eat increasing amounts of food. Just become a Titan and eat people then.
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I love geometry dash and minecraft 11 years ago
Read this and your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutant zombie in your sleep and all that.
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SarcasticSnowFlake11 years ago
Mostly Whovians Here ~o~
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Dina Feng13 years ago
And exactly where is the upside...................?
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Darkstalker, anyone? No? Ok....
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Hans Frederick Sayno13 years ago
Bell no
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Nairda200210 years ago
😂 The Face Of Boe
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Pupville11 years ago
Being Immortal sucks...
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theilluminatipotato10 years ago
Being immortal is overrated
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Carrots11 years ago
Didn't wanna be immortal anyway
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VaradHajare6 years ago
See Sadhguru"s video on YouTube. He explains why being immortal is not pleasant but boring.
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DevinGilliland3211 years ago
That would just suck haha :D
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Z0mb1ek1tten512 years ago
I WILL BECOME BO HOW IS THIS BAD
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Chez39 years ago
It would be hilarious, but no.
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AcornPineapplePizza10 years ago
Well I'll just cut my own fat then. Because I'm immortal
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Drake701110 years ago
NEVER skip leg day
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ssanoobab11 years ago
I'll rocket to space with the others who pushed the button
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VertexVelox4 years ago
im... im good. I feel like the heat death of the universe isnt worth seeing if that"s the drawback
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