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You are immortal
but
You constantly grow as you get older, until you become too large to support your own weight and become immobolized
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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
Believe me... No one wants to be immortal... You have to watch everyone you make a relationship with die... It's horrible

KillYourseIf 3 years ago
blah blah stop trauma dumping no one cares!!!!1 boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies
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Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
But you would be able to support your weight because your legs are growing also

num1goonlord 2 years ago
square cubed law buddy.
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evilman987 11 years ago
just use my ultimate knowledge to learn how to reverse grow XD

Slayer22521 11 years ago
He didn't so how much time it would take, what if when you are too large, the universe already ended?

DoonLord 9 years ago
Then you would be floating through the hot uncomfortable void forever. Never to see or do anything ever again
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Tejas Lian Venugopal 13 years ago
Naiiil. Naiiiiiiil! What is it, Lord Guru? I saw a fish. That is all. Go back outside now.

mike6243 5 years ago
lol tfs is funny as fuck
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DrakeGaming 11 years ago
Freak the Mighty? (A VERY cool novel,no immortal tho)

Stan_Loves_Eminem 11 years ago
yaaaaazzzzz

pinkkitty0991 11 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

HelloThereM8 10 years ago
As if that"s gonna work what if you don't see your crush tomorrow plus zombies ain't real idiot.
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OkamiUrsus 9 years ago
If you grow that means your whole body not that you get fat

AbdulSammad 9 years ago
Immortality is a curse, so no thanks

LoneKid 11 years ago
All I have to do is be immobilized on my couch with video games

Michael Rodriguez 13 years ago
So from being Cpt. Jack Harkness to the Face of Boe? I'm fine with that.

AlphaWord 10 years ago
Lol
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Kate Spudthulhu Valleley 13 years ago
Is this Attack on Titan?

Thundia 11 years ago
No, we are the hunters!!!

Lilly Hillard 13 years ago
sounds like doctor who

princess7365 11 years ago
I am imortal i can just change shape

James Fisher 13 years ago
just move to space and explore

Onyxx 9 years ago
Just take to the sea. The water will support your weight a lot better than air. As you become heavier and less bout any, you'll sink and eventually join the weird colonies of organisms at the bottom of the ocean. Adventure!

meatloave 7 months ago
idiot

Katcat02 10 years ago
Nope, I love my height.

EmilioC 11 years ago
i´ll just be knwowed as "The Giant and wise",and i´ll have a computer to let me talk in super deeply voice

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever 11 years ago
WHERE IS THE GOOD SIDE?!

Corvax7 11 years ago
Death is just a part of life

TheBronzeCannon 6 years ago
Just make robot legs

YourMackDaddy 12 years ago
This is an awful question, so ridiculously lopsided.

ophiucus12333 9 years ago
why dont you just make a statue of yourself just beside abraham lincoln and keep moving?

scorpionkillzsubzero 11 years ago
I would outlive everyone I love and eventually not be able to move why would I do that??

Mr_lit_face 10 years ago
SNORLAX!!

Griffin Ross 13 years ago
But... when you grow your bones and muscles grow to support the new mass. It didn't say get fatter, just grow

az3us 11 years ago
I keep gaining weight until my gravity implodes and I become a black hole

TernipTurnip 5 years ago
im sure this is a plot of a Junji ito thing

Drake7011 10 years ago
NEVER skip leg day

BrianSteward 9 years ago
This is a paradox; in the act of getting larger, You none structure and muscles also get larger to support your weight. Only downside is that you would have to eat increasing amounts of food. Just become a Titan and eat people then.

I love geometry dash and minecraft 11 years ago
Read this and your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutant zombie in your sleep and all that.

SarcasticSnowFlake 11 years ago
Mostly Whovians Here ~o~

Dina Feng 13 years ago
And exactly where is the upside...................?

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Darkstalker, anyone? No? Ok....

Hans Frederick Sayno 13 years ago
Bell no

Nairda2002 10 years ago
😂 The Face Of Boe

Pupville 11 years ago
Being Immortal sucks...

theilluminatipotato 10 years ago
Being immortal is overrated

Carrots 11 years ago
Didn't wanna be immortal anyway

VaradHajare 6 years ago
See Sadhguru"s video on YouTube. He explains why being immortal is not pleasant but boring.

DevinGilliland32 11 years ago
That would just suck haha :D

Z0mb1ek1tten5 12 years ago
I WILL BECOME BO HOW IS THIS BAD

Chez3 9 years ago
It would be hilarious, but no.

AcornPineapplePizza 10 years ago
Well I'll just cut my own fat then. Because I'm immortal

Drake7011 10 years ago
NEVER skip leg day

ssanoobab 11 years ago
I'll rocket to space with the others who pushed the button

VertexVelox 4 years ago
im... im good. I feel like the heat death of the universe isnt worth seeing if that"s the drawback

MaximumTrouble 11 years ago
My Penis grows too?

Nasos 8 years ago
Then kill yourself and revive L
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