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You are immortal
but
You constantly grow as you get older, until you become too large to support your own weight and become immobolized
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RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
Believe me... No one wants to be immortal... You have to watch everyone you make a relationship with die... It's horrible

KillYourseIf 3 years ago
blah blah stop trauma dumping no one cares!!!!1 boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies
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Kittyduckcheese 10 years ago
But you would be able to support your weight because your legs are growing also

num1goonlord 2 years ago
square cubed law buddy.
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evilman987 11 years ago
just use my ultimate knowledge to learn how to reverse grow XD

Slayer22521 11 years ago
He didn't so how much time it would take, what if when you are too large, the universe already ended?

DoonLord 9 years ago
Then you would be floating through the hot uncomfortable void forever. Never to see or do anything ever again
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Tejas Lian Venugopal 13 years ago
Naiiil. Naiiiiiiil! What is it, Lord Guru? I saw a fish. That is all. Go back outside now.

mike6243 5 years ago
lol tfs is funny as fuck
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DrakeGaming 11 years ago
Freak the Mighty? (A VERY cool novel,no immortal tho)

Stan_Loves_Eminem 11 years ago
yaaaaazzzzz

pinkkitty0991 11 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

HelloThereM8 10 years ago
As if that"s gonna work what if you don't see your crush tomorrow plus zombies ain't real idiot.
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OkamiUrsus 9 years ago
If you grow that means your whole body not that you get fat

AbdulSammad 9 years ago
Immortality is a curse, so no thanks

LoneKid 11 years ago
All I have to do is be immobilized on my couch with video games

Michael Rodriguez 13 years ago
So from being Cpt. Jack Harkness to the Face of Boe? I'm fine with that.

AlphaWord 10 years ago
Lol
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Kate Spudthulhu Valleley 13 years ago
Is this Attack on Titan?

Thundia 11 years ago
No, we are the hunters!!!

Lilly Hillard 13 years ago
sounds like doctor who

littlestars 11 years ago
im already immortal i do not wanna be immobolized

Brett Nova Oxford 13 years ago
yeah, the face of boe!

DeTixConnor 9 years ago
LOL I'm already pretty much immobilized...

GrayFoxMouse 11 years ago
You forgot that immortal people can change whatever look you can be. (You better not reply and say some bullshit to my face or I will punish you by disinagareting you with my disinagrating gun.)

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago
You can get older when you are immortal... You stay the same age... Duh. And if I am wrong, sorry.

Bradinator343 5 years ago
So you"re immortal but will eventually lose all chance of doing everything so you"re pretty much dead anyway? I don't see a good side to this

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Jonathan Zangmeister 13 years ago
BEAN??? FROM ENDER'S GAME???

XippaCheyne 10 years ago
(insert really bad overwatch related joke including bastion in his tank mode)

Megagamingtv 11 years ago
No i dont want to be immobilised

Trenzalors 10 years ago
FACE OF BOE !!!

the bantasourus rex 11 years ago
I like laying on the floor all day

schizoid 3 years ago
Honestly, I cannot understand those who say they want eternal life, and I don't believe they fully comprehend what they are seeking. Immortality does not exclude one from suffering, and consider this prospect: once the Earth expires and explodes, where wil... [Show full comment]

Pyj16 11 years ago
if i grow my legs grow so i can support my weight duh

Inhanzin 7 years ago
I like die •>•

ceaser 11 years ago
I dont whant to live forever.I whant to go to heaven.

pewdiepie#1fan 11 years ago
ok as long as im large i'll just kill you with my butifu;l foot

Thomas Williams 13 years ago
Immortal? I can just not eat

I'llDieSomeDay 11 years ago
Don't eat you can't die so...

wigglerman9000 10 years ago
I dont even know what immortal means. So i dont know what to choose yes or no???? Im gonna go with no.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
It means live forever.

lol331 5 years ago
bones can break but you dont die

BlueSpider13 10 years ago
i dont wanna be fat!

Creeper2000 11 years ago
Hi I'm a life replica cause that totally makes f**king sense

TheTechnoBot 11 years ago
I would eventually become The Face of Boe

Datonecat 9 years ago
I'll be a fucking god

Brandon L Schantz 13 years ago
I will become the mountains and soon the earth.

224676--67 10 years ago
So basically i get to be captain jack harness . Where do i sign up

TimeLord346 11 years ago
There is no upside. I never want to be immortal. All my friends will die and I will be left with no one. Then when the world has ended and I'm floating in space, wishing for death, it will never come. Imagine that. Just endless life, no escape, no death. It would be awful.

Grimsiku 10 years ago
I don't move as it is

GoldenJolt 11 years ago
Yeah sounds like a horrible life.

num1goonlord 2 years ago
lobster life... freaking awesome.

FKN Timmeh 11 years ago
404error. No positive side found.

Saige 7 years ago
Immortality would suck! Think about the universes heat death and you would be the last sentient being in existence and you would be in negative 300 something weather for ever! It would suck!!!!!

Thundia 11 years ago
Become a Blobfish

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
No upside

EpicBossOfMC 11 years ago
giant wheelchair

YourMackDaddy 12 years ago
This is an awful question, so ridiculously lopsided.
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