You would meet Santa Claus
but
You would never get Christmas gifts again
I will not


KataDark2 months ago
I'm too old to receive Christmas presents, although I would love to meet Santa.

samidboss9 years ago
KILL SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Willyoupressthebutton0network3 years ago
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
Who cares? I see him every year! In Walmart.

The only way 8 years ago
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Manuel2255999 years ago
Presents are the only thing i need on Chrismas. As long as i like them they could be from hell too. But who needs Santa? Why should i sacrafice my presents to summon a guy invented by Coca Cola?

Rmpark7 years ago
I agree but they didn't make santa he was a tradition for long time before
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p0larbear_exe9 years ago
Santa's not real sorry 8 year olds

TorrentialChaos2 years ago
SHHHHHHHHH! Don’t ruin it for them!
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NerdWithCurves8 years ago
I'm Jewish

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
I would gladly meet a nonexistant person (e.g.: I won't see him) in exchange for never recieving a christmas gift ever again.

SlendermanGermany12 months ago
This is a Toggers moment
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bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
SANTA"S A CREEP! IF HE WAS REAL, I"D HOPE HE WAS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

Hith7 years ago
Oh, I'm sorry, it must be hard to get presents each year. It sucks to be you.

AviKraft7 years ago
I don't celebrate Christmas anyway.

SeemsLegit7 years ago
Downside? I never get presents in Christmas anyways

FrenchJerk8 years ago
Not if I kidnap him.

Pickels7 years ago
Santa exists, he just looks like my father to me, and your father to you. :p

bigb125 years ago
Santa died a long time ago

IMakeOnionsCry8 years ago
Mall santa and i already don't get Christmas gifts so. Yeah

AJ choose9 years ago
I never got a xmas present :(

bung27099 years ago
same here

Ynohtna Zerep12 years ago
But I already know my dad used to be Santa...

RootDude682 years ago
bigb12 Their dad killed Santa
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Thalia Ixchel12 years ago
i don't get presents anyway so...

Matthew McColm12 years ago
no way sisda

Darragh O Brien12 years ago
Thats like meeting your dream girl only for her to go out with another guy

Alexus Turner12 years ago
Santa's getting DECKED!!!!

Levi Anderson12 years ago
Why would I want to meet some crusty old dude who doesn't even give gifts???

mrpeterson6 months ago
hmph, santa never visits my house anyway..

V_Jack9 years ago
who thinks santa was real?

RNJR7 years ago
He would give me money he makes.

KindnessUrie9 years ago
SANTA DOESNT EXSIST PEASANTS

Kats-Hates-Everything8 years ago
Santa does not exist

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OrigamiFold425 years ago
Become jewish

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

IPressy019 years ago
i dont even want to meet him

DATBOI_12957 years ago
I have never met him anyways

GangsternauwL8 years ago
You d meet the truth

Dodontpressthebuttongirl7 years ago
I can't get gifts but I can get presents. What"s the downside?

ItzTrixCupid09188 years ago
so that gay boy with the gay hair and dumb ass super powers anyway his not even a man so no i dont want to look gay and be a coward

MonsterOfMen9 years ago
In it for the gifts

SANKH_LANlast year
If can share the happy, who the hell needs the xmas gift.

herobrine10 years ago
the gift is a lie *childhood ruined*

Mynameielala1238 years ago
Best gift ever and i still can get a gift for birthday or something aside christmas

FrederickJhYih5 years ago
Errr.... I'm a child no longer, what"s the update for me to meet him? Plus to someone never believe that as ture, it might just be a hazy light anyway...

Puffinmaster24610 years ago
um yes I want Christmas presents

Evilkitten38 years ago
Joke"s on you, motherfucker, I'm Jewish. *loads shotgun* Big man"s goin" down.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
wow. You heartless murderer. Betcha you DEFINITELY won't get gifts in your prison life.

JackRysavy8 years ago
im jewish you insensitive fuck

tao tao9 years ago
Well i know my mum already so does this still apply to me

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago
Kill santa and take all da presents mhu ha ha ha ha ha ha

GAdmEragon9 years ago
There is no Santa Claus in Austria, so it would be useless

Mrkilly9 years ago
Nope I'm geting my gifts

oldnotweak10 years ago
im starting to wonder if this site is run by kids? only the stupidest questions seem to be getting through

Scrudgiegamer8 years ago
when a muslim who really hates santa presses the button: meet him kill him no more Christmas EVER!

Fabulousmidori9 years ago
Santos not real even if he was he's creepy... He breaks into your house at night,watches you sleep Eats your cookies, and drink your milk.

jadynn9 years ago
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good" stalker Santa. I'm glad he's not real

Ormalawayo4 years ago
Santa isn’t real so does the button make him appear? Or will it won’t work since there’s no Santa?

DragosPopescu8 years ago
Not worth it
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