You get the guy/girl of your dreams and a nice apartment
but
You must listen to 12 angry children play Call of Duty every night next door; they are very thin walls
I will not


KataDark3 months ago
Oh hell no...!

0123456789109 years ago
I'll just go play call of duty with them :D

JJrules27119 years ago
Actually I would if I liked them and knew them well enough
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the brain9 years ago
I pressed it. Tthe solution is to sound prof the walls.

BobMcBurger2 years ago
Themauf Well you are listening but just can’t hear it.
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Nick Rojas12 years ago
Super Hard Butt Sex will make them want to move since the walls are so thin.

Posik5 years ago
That is exactly what I was thinking
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shane_mccollum7 years ago
Lol, when I read the line "12 angry children", it reminded me of 12 angry men. I'm just imagining a bunch of kids in a court room trying to get another kid sent to jail for hacks.

Posik5 years ago
I'll just turn my music really loud, and when the kids come to complain I'll just call the police and say that these kids were breaking into my house

Griffin Cain12 years ago
How is it a good apartment if they walls are super shitty?

FredyPoop7 years ago
#loopholes
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TiffanyS9 years ago
Our definitions of "nice apartment" are very different. Whatever though, I'd just soundproof my walls or move.

dinojl7 years ago
Sound proofing foam

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
Soundproof walls

Peekkulu8 years ago
I'll just sleep at day and I go to play with them at night

CombativeGoal483397 years ago
#Nocturnal

TankoBOB8 years ago
"They" are very thin walls :)

Tom968 years ago
This is why headphones exsist

Uncookedham879 years ago
For the lols

lelo gerd9 years ago
I bet kids will sleep as soon as its 9:00

BenjaminS9 years ago
We will move out of the apartment

wildskinny9 years ago
Hell yeah i'll be laughing my ass off and I'll be beating them in cod 4 modern warfare.

shadowhacked9 years ago
make tons of raging COD squeakers videos on youtube and earn profit enough to pay the landlord into buying sound-proof for your walls

AquaReaper5649 years ago
I feel like this would be hilarious

1r59 years ago
I laugh when CoD kids rage. Heh. I have issues.

coolguy75009 years ago
children are thin walls? havnt heard that before

angel07459 years ago
Sooooo the angry childrens are walls?

Hollow_light5610 years ago
what is the downside

fate4ea10 years ago
The children are walls

nicepokeman10 years ago
I'll put cameras in there so I can get free react y tube vids

Emerl_fan11 years ago
I get my dream girl AND a good laugh every night! What's the downside?

Dakota Johndrow12 years ago
I am deaf lol

Gunk2 years ago
Now he"s just another useless fucking deaf guy.
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Tosj Brooks12 years ago
I don't like apartments

Aaron Taylor12 years ago
What twelvies? On the other side of this wall are just dead body's.

TankoBOB8 years ago
I think that wouldn't be smelling good
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Taylor Thomas12 years ago
That'd be hysterical to listen to

Drew Cleland12 years ago
Every single one of these is just "Are you desperate enough for sex that you would do such and such?" Humans are fucking pathetic.

Lzke7 years ago
Dude. Humans (like every other animal) have two basic instincts: survive and breed.
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Aubrie Deming12 years ago
That should be entertaining.

nerdz are kool10 years ago
I'd go play with them.

Kawaiichan847769 years ago
Yah I'll just get the parents and ask them to shutup

Rho-Chan10 years ago
Move to another apartment durr or wear a Jeff the killer suit and be like "GO TO SLEEP"

Chickin_dud7 years ago
All you have to do is hit her so hard and tell her to moan so loud that you can't hear any cod

Anthony Mulder12 years ago
sell the apartment

Funtime_Foxy_YT3 years ago
Heck no that is why we will rebuild the pizzerias into one giant version

renthex9 years ago
i will have sex with her now :D

Loren Button11 years ago
Earplugs. Done deal.

katsumi277 years ago
Sixth for me and then lose taste

LiunrSnivy8 years ago
And their names are all xX_puS5yd3stR0Yr6669_Xx

takeyourpick10 years ago
Have sex really.loudly. That'll distract them.

GriffonOak9 years ago
You can just play with them

kaiyah410 years ago
what if I have ear plugs or anything to cover my ears

AyScorch5 years ago
I will just convince them to play Minecraft with me. Problem solved, I only have to deal with them if they die to a trick shooting skeleton.

MaroMaro9 years ago
Well just FUCKING KILL THEM!!

Allana Jayde Olson12 years ago
I'll probably be aggressively gaming to so idc

Darling-kun9 years ago
Ive already answered this

Mr.Gepetto10 years ago
I'll either sue them, threaten them or kill them most likely kill them
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