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You will not be able to get sick. Ever
but
You will be lonely for the rest of your life.
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Thomas the dank engine9 years ago
id rather have a cold than never have children... or a piece of dat assssssssss

pikachu16268 years ago
mikki meikäläinen I want kids
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Kastenschwarzbrot9 years ago
well if you are lonely you will normally get sick so this is a paradoxon

PrintScreen10 months ago
Introverts like being alone, NOT being lonely, have you ever been lonely?
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Mooey moo9 years ago
Okey I will play video games eat pizza and tolk to ppl I never met online

Somerandomwizard8 years ago
I enjoy skipping school thank you very much

Kitty0078 years ago
You can be lonely at school😂

Loophole man9 years ago
Good, an excuse to never have a girlfriend and play destiny all night

Angelo Merritt12 years ago
my life already

xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago
Otaku = Lonely Life <---- I'm an Otaku I'm already lonely xD
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Polarize21128 years ago
I am a time traveler hello everyone it sure is great to be back on my home planet Earth and I just wanted to say... Never gonna give u up Never gonna let you down time Rick rolled

Meggiecat9 years ago
So you can get ebola???

ControlExcept7679 years ago
Life already.

shadowwolf6669 years ago
me then

WaterFlame927 years ago
Already lonely

m_bingsss9 years ago
What about the days that you are sick and cant go to school?

DKoszyk11289 years ago
Well get a computer get loged in something called steam play gmod bring your headset then talk to people then you have friends :D

jshaw719 years ago
Not worth it...

meatloave3 months ago
No colds , no cancer , no crotch crickets .... And I'm a lifelong hermit . This is a great trade for me

WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
I already am... *cries*

Firearm8 years ago
So I could live like, 10 times longer. Unless murder

derekchauvin6969694 years ago
no downsides

Marc Ylisse12 years ago
Like this already.. e u e

RedKnight8 years ago
I don't need to press the button to attain this

AliceIsNotOnFire9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

Ricocheif9 years ago
First, define "lonely". Second, That means practical immortality.

greg501009 years ago
I like to be by myself quite a bit, but I couldn't be alone.

Flordelotto7 years ago
I rarely get sick, 1 time at year, 3 are much .-.

Jojoota!10 years ago
Lonely how? Not even friends?

Bravechannelgamer7 years ago
My life but I want to get sick so I don’t have to go to school

Nitro729 years ago
Ok i dont press

WolfHaley11 years ago
You can still have sex though, right?

gibbs331x8 years ago
Downside"s already true, so HA!... : (

43SYDlast year
If I'm lonely then I logically don't have to pay my bills because the cops can't come near me to arrest me since I won't be lonely then right

NamidaSan8 years ago
I already don't get sick whyever ._.

FreshlyBakedSadness5 years ago
I'm sick rn but I have family that will take care of me sooo...

Klauss Marcellus9 years ago
I'm already alone.

Draedful7 years ago
So nothing changes. Okay.

tomboy54549 years ago
Easy get a dog or 2

ElisaSammej8 years ago
with both lupus Autoimmune illness and depression. I pressed the button without any hesitation.

oldnotweak9 years ago
i can go to disease/quarantine zones and work with no worries

FoxyTheSilverFox10 days ago
I could never leave the Foxy Pirates!!! I'm they're beautiful and dashing captain, after all. Fuehfehfehfehfeh!!!

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Alex of Bree9 years ago
my immune system is insane, when I had lymes (or something similar, never actually properly confirmed because, when they took the sample to confirm, it was gone) it wiped out all traces except for the anti-bodies and high white blood cell count in about 3 days

NameSnipe4 years ago
It"s not laid or no aids

Suzanna Palacios12 years ago
I already am lonely

TellaNy8 years ago
I am already lonely so...

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Hell no! I think I have a chance with someone so I’m NOT pressing this

MrPieGuy249 years ago
i get sick a decent amount of time and i love someone

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice9 years ago
So.... again. Me. +1 skill. Downside?! C8

fitetoon10 years ago
I have a good immune system already so nah

Flarefang4677 years ago
#FriendsFTW

Ilovecheese12 months ago
I ain’t being lonely

coolkidjonathan12310 years ago
Nope, Don't wanna end an relationship when I grow up.
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