Will You Press The Button?

Verysmartpersom6 months ago

i'm the CEO. i have no co-workers (still didn't press because it would be too much work)

minimegaman090last year

jokes on you, my company sells bombs that explode when they come into contact with an egg

Poopman4697 months ago

Check your mailbox....

$waggy Pup9 years ago

Id buy a new car every day just to give them a reason to hate me

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You"d eventually run out of money so can't buy a new car.

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Tedder3 years ago

Why would I want to be CEO?

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus9 years ago

they get fired and arrested for defacing my property while I come into work with a new car every day

cookbadger8 years ago

why drive a car when you can go to work with an helicopter?

MzHyde9 years ago

I am already a CEO of a multinational corporation that makes and distributes gourmet vegan cookies.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Fuckin" hippy!

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Traveler-76 years ago

Hell no, I have a crippling egg allergy!

AlexanderWasserman7 years ago

LEGO

Maerbear8 years ago

Wait what if you don't get a car!?

AlanPrower8 years ago

I take the bus soooooo

Hazex7 years ago

Y... You can take like a fucking jet if you want... You can airdrop out of a helicopter everyday... Because why not and tip the pilot like 100k... Or just take the bus... Whatever works

Samuel Wells12 years ago

You wouldn't have co workers, you'd be their boss

Hazex7 years ago

There are different types of CEO"s in a technical sense a board of directors are still CEO"s and Co-workers/partners.

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RGPZ7 years ago

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zxhb8 years ago

i would just sell the company and use the money to make a new one

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SPACEJUMPER 90009 years ago

It didn't work. Because I Don't have a crush. Girls have a crush on me.

Sherlockian459 years ago

CEO? Couldn't i just fire them or something?

TheSaiyanPrince9000last year

what if i do not in fact own an automobile

FireFoxArtty7 years ago

“HEY IM THE ONE WHO IMPLOYED YOU”

ThePaulDude4 years ago

*Enployeed

Habibi3 years ago

I will clean my car everyday and i will a secure garage

TheFlowerGirl8 years ago

Ride a bike

Kidin9 years ago

Ok, time to get a bike...

MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

i allready COULD be a CEO. im just a lazy piece of shit. so not thanks i dont want my co-workers to throw eggs at my car. mabye if i was a CEO but since i dont see that happening there is only a downside here

AzzyTheGoat9 years ago

I'd buy a new car every time.

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Create an Eggproof covering

TrooperPilot39 years ago

Yes

TrooperPilot39 years ago

Why is my picture sudeways?

Tenkai_Titan9 years ago

THE SOLUTION IS CALLED PLASTIC WRAP IDIOTS!

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

Looking at coments .. You know being a CEO doesnt equal unlimited money. Not even a guarantied milion in pocketmoney. Just saying ...

INPTOlast year

if i don't drive car to company?

Jamesthebeatster7 years ago

I would fire each one of them.

CocoaWolf9 years ago

I could easily capture them in the act and report them to the police, then fire them.

Rover8 years ago

Poor car

mrcheese5 years ago

destroy there car

SPACEJUMPER 90009 years ago

I'll Just ride a motorcycle.

Elemental_Angel7 years ago

Fire them

MelanieCrybaby9 years ago

fire them? doc their pay checks to fix my car? make them clean it?

Ssunderp9 years ago

BRUH I want to be loved 1-1

SilverStriker3 years ago

There are three solutions to this, own a mode of transport that isn't a car, live in your company, or have a driver. Since that car would be theirs, and not yours, no eggs will be thrown.