Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

I just say the everyone i am not their God.

Lonewanderer9 years ago

End religion and become a bedtime story

MartÃn BrandÃ¡n12 years ago

I'm not responsible enough to be a God.

Prism8 years ago

Ditto

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yurio8 years ago

Me. You are god. Just stop the war.

WiseAaron8 years ago

So I'm basically ignored and I have no power

Carlos Andres Gonzalez12 years ago

I'm a motherf****ing god, i could stop them or resurrect them... or resurrect them for see their infinite battle

MaybeIWillPressTheButton7 years ago

im christian, i cant press it

Gettothetardis8 years ago

I word jest kill them all ha you puny humans

Ela Myaah9 years ago

If i was a God there would not be such thing as war. I would change human ugly nature and make them more like animals. Or I woud just kill all of them and let mother nature to take care of the rest

Truecutienae9 years ago

There is only one God

TheArkaneDragon7 years ago

Yeah science

Gnarlicious9 years ago

If I get to be a "God" with all the powers a "God" can have then I would stop the war immediatly by vanishing every weapon. And I would erase the memories of the ones blaming me for the world war, it is supposed that Gods are all-mighty beings that can do whatever they want to

TinaLucia2 years ago

But your fists are weapons

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Tchantch&egrave;s9 years ago

Gods aren't even real and Muslims keep slithing throats and shooting people because they think their imaginary friend will be pleased. So how would that be different from now?

TheArkaneDragon7 years ago

It isn’t the point of the question and you know Christians did the same thing to you know they killed so many people because they didn’t believe

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jshaw719 years ago

I'd rather not be responsible for a world war...

evanthecannon9 years ago

oh white girls...

Imad Hraiz12 years ago

Not a problem, being a god, i would be above good and evil, i i'll just strike down stupid motherfuckers

Jack Mathew 9 years ago

I would love to do that

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Wesley Coolen12 years ago

FIGHT YOU TINY HUMANSSS!! FIIIIGGHHHTT :P

TrollerXXL9 years ago

And when they all died you can revive all of them! KEEP FIGHTING!

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Michael Wylie12 years ago

if im a god i can turn this world war into a huge paintball game and watch

NickJones8 years ago

I"d love to be blamed for a giant paintball war... good idea :)

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Brayden Driedger12 years ago

if im a god, i would join the side that worships me and eliminate everyone else. done deal.

King_Skaarf9 years ago

so your killing every no religous people they arent in the war the religous people are and all worship you and that started war

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

I would not be a merciful god. They would fight with me at the head of my chosen peoples army. The blasphemers would be ground beneath my heal. After I had my people conquer the planet I would use my power to help them develop FTL deep space travel and conquer the galaxy

Will Howard12 years ago

lol 666 did not

Sean Ford12 years ago

Tipped the scale: Now 115 to 114. I'd laugh and watch the little things kill each other.

Junaidee Jimmy Kok12 years ago

So i right the wrong. Make everyone see and have to recognize who i am. If they refuse to recognize me as who i rightly am i destroy or at the very least, segregate them from the rest of humanity in some way.

Werewolves4Life9 years ago

Hmmm...what if I made everyone immortal hmm?

Wally20709 years ago

But, as a god i could delete the religious ideologies, therefore the war would never start.

spasticVocalist10 years ago

doesn't say I can't just go down there and tell everybody they need to calm tf down or imma GIVE them something to blame me for

Treeman12126 years ago

Ok, I'm God, I'll hit the undo button

PuttonBresser99 years ago

Okay so were going to divide the earth into two teams, Red and Blue. Okay so Red team uses Swords and Spears to fight in my glorious name. Blue team Gets Magic, Artillery, Guns, Modern Vehicles, Std Cures, Free Resurrections for the duration of the war, ...[Show full comment]

Gabe_Newell8 years ago

People already fight over me

NLMikey9 years ago

That downside is already happening

asdguy0011 years ago

guys i dont exist...i really dont *slowly walk away*

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

"Hey Zeus, pass the popcorn!"

TheCulverizer9 years ago

Easy. All I have to do is stop the war with my godly powers. Done. No more problems.

PetyrBaelish8 years ago

I am God. I stop this

asha10 years ago

it happens all the time no god is responsible for people's stupidity

Greninja1912 months ago

Does a demon count?

abcx8 years ago

Oh, I"d be a horrible god. I"d just not give zero fucks about what happens on earth. xD

WBGrock9 years ago

Screw it! New commandments! 11) Thou shalt be tolerant of other religious beliefs. 12) Blowjobs/muffdives on birthdays. 13) Sex is not taboo. 14) Strive for world peace an unity. 15) Don't make me come down there!!!

madmen1278 years ago

For Over-religious people (that goes against me):DEATH For people who Worship me : get a goody fortune once a week, and when they die, they will live in my land of joy forever

monstercraft10 years ago

con mis poderes kreo un mundo mejor.

Snacky3 years ago

I"d choose yes cause I like chaos and it"d be like a board game 👍

Kate Holly Bishop9 years ago

I am a goddamn God!!! Nobody has the right to do that

Jarred Jar Jar Johnson12 years ago

I would just stop the war before it happens problem solved

dion123459 years ago

I will not be a god u think i cd i cdnt

Chris8240210 years ago

GOD OF DESTRUCTION HERE I COME!!!!

Biblelord5 years ago

The time has finally come that i see a 50 50 ratio

shirayuki x zen9 years ago

I'll just be like nope no war 4 u

TheMatrixAgent228 years ago

The god can stop a war, right?

Sohade9 years ago

If I am a god I can do anything.So I could just change this,easy peazy.

G3eklyxgamer7 years ago

If I am God I can immediately stop the war with a snap of my finger and at that do whatever I want so the only answer is yes you have to think outside the box

CMHammond9 years ago

And? I am a god. I will reveal myself perhaps, clear up other religions and just make my existence a fact. Then, that war? Stop it after it starts.

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