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Gain the ability to fluently speak and understand every language and dialect in the world.
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You can never speak or understand the english language afterward.
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Jess_Cyan 11 years ago
you can speak EVERY LANGUAGE....... that includes english

autistic11 4 years ago
#paradox
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hhz_xhz last year
I am Chinese

hollyleafstar 9 months ago
我也是
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silvenerer 2 years ago
i can speak australian, that is the only language i'll ever need

KuziekYT last year
It's called english, dumbass
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Aaron Floyd 10 years ago
Does the sims' language count?

schnitzelbauer 5 years ago
i think yes because it kinda an language also i dont need to understand or speak english because i live in germany so #loophole
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yurio 9 years ago
Yes bitch lemme be a cat whisperer

Lord_ChAmpas_cat 7 years ago
If u can talk 2 cats then you can create a cat army and control the world... Mwahaha
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235x0 2 years ago
Useway Igpay Atinay!

Epic_nugget 5 months ago
You just said wuse pig atinay

koayousei 10 years ago
learn american

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
burger burger eagle gun? fries. terrible chocolate.
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Dos1023 9 years ago
Just get a translator or use google. Boom done

LemonOtaku 9 years ago
So speak one language or every language. NO DOWNSIDE.

Javongod 4 years ago
Ok 😑

Kaherpaderp 10 years ago
There are MANY languages like english so you can take parts of each one and make your own english that is nearly the same as the original :p

rogntudju 10 years ago
My main language is French anyway, so I fail to see the downside.

layla0yamane 6 years ago
Why would I need English, if I want to live in a Japanese traditional little home and watch anime without subtitles for the rest of my life, while I raise my adopted children?

LoopholeHacker 11 years ago
Pig latin.

Double0racle 9 years ago
My only question is: Can I speak in Dovahkiin Thu’um?

The_Plague 6 years ago
Fus ro DAH

Zadarac 9 years ago
Original japanese games here I go!!!!

Highschool123 10 years ago
does that mean i can learn neko language? neko = cat

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago
neko is japanese for cat.

ThePopUpQueen 10 years ago
To give up my english?! NOPE

Fox256 10 years ago
nu recomand

XXSwagmaster420 10 years ago
English has technically been a dead language for about 125 years, the point when the most extreme former dialects stopped being mutually comprehensible. So I'll never read Shakespeare, but other than that, really no downside.

Thispersonisweird 10 years ago
Children, Watch me talk to this spoon. The spoon says ` ` STAHP RUBBING ME UP YOUR ANUS; BOB` `

CoffeeWolfe 8 years ago
I hate America anyways. I'll just move to the UK :)

TardisImpala221B 9 years ago
My native language isn't English so...

BenderBendingRodriguez 10 years ago
no hablo ingles

Ivox 10 years ago
LOL por que estás acá entonces

IvannaUBack 9 years ago
I'm a learn British

The Unknown 10 years ago
English is the Worlds most used Language ... where is the Point if you could learn any Language you like and still speak English.

GrayCaboose 10 years ago
no its not both mandarin and spanish are spoken more than english

RandomUser69 4 years ago
Fuck English anyway.

TipHerAFish 7 years ago
Just relearn English. 1 language to complete them all.

TENGALLEONS 9 years ago
I think it means the American English, not the UK English. #GIANTloophole

BillNyeFuckInYourEye 6 years ago
INDEED

Scar0000 10 years ago
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KrisZone 10 years ago
Afterwards what?

Doge420000 9 years ago
you can speak every language, including ex. united kingdom english

CrystalKyu 5 years ago
you could just go live in some other place that doesn't speak english and render the downside moot.

Boshdurmaz26 9 years ago
Wait, but ... loop hole?

Chloe_mrt__ 10 years ago
I already speak fluent english, a little russian, hindi and spanish, and I'm french

Tommy-Atkins 10 years ago
You know "Every language" includes the English language unless it isn't one lol

Look4thestars 8 years ago
I’ll live with the British version

ssrre5589 5 months ago
可以用翻譯

Anonumous 9 years ago
Just take corses to learn the laguages and still know english. Or press it and then take corses to learn english.

ShockingChunks 9 years ago
definite yes. i don't even have to think about this one.

Gamerhogplays 3 years ago
Does British count?

The_Plague 6 years ago
Just use a translator

KaylaRee 9 years ago
IM SO ALRIGHT WITH THIS I COULD TEACH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY

447195711 9 years ago
So, I just can't SPEAK english? Write it! And speak anohter language!

someguyyoudon'tknow 10 years ago
uhhhm, when the fuck does "afterwards" happen? after i die? then that's no problem for me.

Sirayo 9 years ago
Paradox

yeetma 10 years ago
I could get one of my friends to learn Spanish or something so they could be a translator

ashslayer 5 years ago
British English. Done.

TheFandomReaper 9 years ago
This question contradicts itself.

Lazynobo11 8 years ago
Talk in a Britain accent when you speak English
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