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Dragons exist and you have total control over them
but
You must sleep naked on a wooden floor for the rest of your life
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vaylen9 years ago
It's amazing how soft you can make wood these days... C'mere dragon. Let's fly to Target and pick up some nice comforters.

Kgill0984 years ago
Yeah good idea

Henrik Rosenlund12 years ago
Doesn't say that you can't have a blanket.

Ahsoka-Tano2 years ago
What does ‘Very Long Ago’ supposed to mean
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TheDarkDragon9 years ago
Uhhh...so someone controls me..?

Izaya mayle9 years ago
Yep I'm now your master now burn down a house!!!! NOW!
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WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Are we talking Skyrim dragon or how to train your dragon dragon?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago
could also be a DnD dragon, or a dragon from literally any other fantasy
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Ghastly-cyan7 years ago
Ark survival evolved.... sure

Dragonscale7 years ago
1. You"re naked underneath your clothes 2. It never said you couldn't have a matress on the wood floor where you sleep.

NinjasAndLasers8 years ago
You can lay down on a blanket get a pillow and another blanket and fall asleep

chika1139 years ago
I would sleep on/with my dragons

Nolan Neukom12 years ago
THEY ARE GOD DAMN DRAGONS!!!! #worthit

vodam8 years ago
#Dragonsforeveryone!
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Kenneth Vu12 years ago
Doesn't mean you have to be naked when you're not asleep

Duskitty Taylor12 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luke van Lochbeen12 years ago
sleeping naked on the floor anyway.

Your fear9 years ago
Same :P

Julia Saenz12 years ago
I see no downside XD Lol

Broerbrent8 years ago
Rhianator147 no not if you have total Control over them
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Alejandra Palau Ruzafa12 years ago
Who cares? Dragons!!<3

Trista Cayenne Sayers12 years ago
I see no downside to this

Christin Tuttle12 years ago
doesn't mean people have to be in the same room as you

MrDoobles3 years ago
Doesn’t say your body has to touch the floor. Beds are ok. Just gotta sleep nude.

The_Real_MichaelGoodliffe9 years ago
loopholes everywhere

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Lazyboy9 years ago
Theres really no downside

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
I don't like dragons so no.

#thug life9 years ago
It didnt say anything about a blacket and pillow! And I can masterbate in private ;)

Rhianator1479 years ago
Dragons will burn your house and you accidentally even though you have control you cant control their instincts

lordmegacom8 years ago
Technically, when I'm sleeping on my bed, I'm on a wooden floor.

marla10 years ago
how can i command them if i need to sleep for the rest of my life?

Gonefishin90016 years ago
I sleep like that already

Kensington_888 years ago
Doesn't say u can't have pillows under u and a blanket so life"s good with dragons!

Meldakoala9 years ago
I'll be like a fucking dragon Viking hobo!!!! Hell yesssssssss!!!!

Jinx Me9 years ago
Sleep with a heat radiating dragon.

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Gimme my futon.

RNJR8 years ago
Don't some people being in your underwear counts as naked?

buttontwister9 years ago
i don't care about downside because DRAGONS!!!

Sdunbar19829 years ago
Well worth the sacrifice

EricaRomero8 years ago
the dragons are worth it

Kassmass10 years ago
Downside.

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JustinParker3 years ago
Worth it!

Rhianator1479 years ago
Dagons will burn down my house

SilentCobra9 years ago
WORTH IT! Also doesn't say I can't use a mattress it pillow and blanket. Just that I have to sleep naked on a wooden floor. I SMELL A LOOPHOLE!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
loopholes everywhere and who wouldent fuck a dragon

HumnBird7 years ago
I love dragon"s, faries, pixies, sprite"s etc

Killer darkness 9 years ago
Lock the door get some heaters and a pillow

Galagacat8 years ago
Who cares you can sleep with the fuzzy feathered dragons

DragonCleafspear 11 years ago
So i get not only dragons, but im practicaly their god, amd the only downfall is to continue sleeping as i am? Gimme!

Axew0127 years ago
doesn't say you cant have a heated floor

the lich king9 years ago
SOOOOO can i have another syndragosa?

EpicDragon68798 years ago
So very tru

CosmicXD9 years ago
I see no downside? It never said a couldn't have blankets. And it FUCKING DRAGONS!!! #WORTHTHEPAIN!!!

DarknessIsHere9 years ago
Who the Fuck cares about sleeping on the ground naked! I mean people, dragons would be real!

Titouan844203 years ago
comfort over power is a bad idea but splinters

TheGoldenbanana9 years ago
YES, I have plans, heheheeh BURN YOU MUSLIM SONS OF %*@###

Loudgreg9 years ago
Fuck you racist ass trump what did Muslims ever do to you?
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Mai-chan8 years ago
I would have a mattress placed on the wooden floor, with my pillow and blanket. It never said "directly" in the floor.
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