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RejiTyroneJr.10 years ago

New law, no streets!

Trentown9 years ago

New law nobody can hate u after ur time is up

ShadowFox10 years ago

Law 1. I will always be supreme dictator of the US Law 2. uhhh... i havnt thought this far

Migdin18 years ago

2. I am always supreme dictato--- wait that was the same as the first one...

ivegotnothing8 years ago

there is no downside to this

timbutts8 years ago

How about in those five years, you improve the living conditions for homeless people,or make laws that end homelessness entirely so you don't have to worry so much about being thrown out on the streets later? It"s a win for everyone,really.

Definablelife5 years ago

Yes kill all the homeless boom no more homeless (joke government)

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razorsimon8 years ago

Step 1: be a good leader so people would hire me for a job, step 2 :wear golden clothes so i can sell them, step 3:profit

Damien Thorn12 years ago

Rule no. 1 : The five years becomes eternity. XD

Kamenaglasses7 years ago

Yes

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I-WonderWhy8 years ago

I would make rulse so great, people wouldn't wanjt to throw me out. One rule would be that all pedophiles, rapists, murderers, assassins, etc. would qualify for death penalty. Another thing I"d do would be having inspector check every school, daycare, or a...[Show full comment]

Alex12 years ago

Step 1. Wear clothes made of gold. Step 2. Sell it off after they throw you out Step 3. Profit.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Your fucking stupid. It would be hard to move around in clothes made of gold.

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Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

Ahem.... HITLER 2.0

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

America needs a dictatorship for a eecade or so. We forgot the importance of democracy and need to be remembered.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

Dont make stupid laws

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

Well would it really be so bad? I'd start off by cutting taxes in such a way as to rebuild our economy and provide more jobs. Then I'd make gay marriage legal, but make it illegal to sue people who refuse to work the ceremony - this will prevent straight p...[Show full comment]

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider6911 months ago

fuck it was going to be an ascii art

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HelloGoodbye10 years ago

1. Ask people to give you super expensive clothes. 2. Sell the clothes after 5 years. 3. Profit!

Yrahcaz8 years ago

Kill them all on the last day.

Javi Lara12 years ago

I'll kill everyone!

-12-Volleyball_Jules-129 years ago

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RiversideRampage4 years ago

I got this a year ago and I’m not ugly yet

charlesworth3410 years ago

Donald Trump In a nutshell

Hggvnbg4 years ago

no idea who that is UwU

Baenana10 years ago

atleast i have the clothes on my back

ToNiPiXeLzZ10 years ago

I gonna made my clothes from diamonds and then i gonna sell it

Budrowface957 years ago

Technically you can stay with family until on your feet. You dont own their house so it cant be taken

Alex Rice12 years ago

I didn't think that the U.S. had a dictator.

s1r d3rp9 years ago

bumbs r rich

TheArkerportian8 years ago

After five years... there will be no more streets mwahaha

Scott Scott12 years ago

39% of the people really are dictator personalities?

emmi.elisi9 years ago

I have no ideas

GoldenApplePie10 years ago

1. That would be some really cool weekends 4 5yrs 2. Just say to give me $100,000,000 and let me keep it after I'm done ruling or just sneak some cash 3. LOOPHOLE TIME!: You could just stop ruling BEFORE 5years

MollyOKami9 years ago

In order to have a dictatorship you need an insecure person with inferiority issues who can only get off at the idea of controlling people. Translation: In order to have a dictatorship, one must start with a little dick.

my_balls_itch3 years ago

its easy to keep the position, just make a law that you are always the supreme dictator no matter what

Clavis7 years ago

Rule no. 1: the current dictator can keep their office until they resign or until they die

Lazy Kitty10 years ago

The first thing I do is abolish time. Or even better, rename every measurement of time after myself. After that, I abolish religion (All the books would have to be labeled as fiction and you can't teach any of it to minors and can't market it as truth),...[Show full comment]

Seanconn359 years ago

Can`t hear it but never said you could see if you like it ;)

RandomUser10 years ago

So many loopholes...100% win on any angle.

Roosterrock1499 years ago

I'll make a law that makes a year a decade

NotTelling10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1018 years ago

New law: You have to give me 900,000,000 every day for the rest of my life.

Thales Rodriguez12 years ago

Rule no. 1 : Diamond Clothing.

NickTheAnime-Gamer10 years ago

NickTheAnime-Gamer

Spider_j48 years ago

That"s not how a dictatorship works

Koby Sanders12 years ago

That's awesome

man burger 30009 years ago

make the most of it XD

Mykel8 years ago

I will never be naked in public I already done that

englishDL169 years ago

i think it would be cool to be a supreme ditator cos then you could be the Party dictator so when you are the streets People are more iely to take you in

Evil_J4 years ago

Hello southern border mine fields, machinegun nests, and pirhana in the river

fordprefect4710 years ago

Just tell them not to do that in five years. Also You could tell them to leave billions of dollars where they throw you out. Or give the position back to anyone thrown out on the street then to be instantly given that position again.