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RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago

New law, no streets!

Trentown 10 years ago

New law nobody can hate u after ur time is up

ShadowFox 11 years ago

Law 1. I will always be supreme dictator of the US Law 2. uhhh... i havnt thought this far

Migdin1 9 years ago

2. I am always supreme dictato--- wait that was the same as the first one...

ivegotnothing 9 years ago

there is no downside to this

timbutts 10 years ago

How about in those five years, you improve the living conditions for homeless people,or make laws that end homelessness entirely so you don't have to worry so much about being thrown out on the streets later? It"s a win for everyone,really.

Definablelife 6 years ago

Yes kill all the homeless boom no more homeless (joke government)

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Damien Thorn 13 years ago

Rule no. 1 : The five years becomes eternity. XD

Kamenaglasses 9 years ago

Yes

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razorsimon 9 years ago

Step 1: be a good leader so people would hire me for a job, step 2 :wear golden clothes so i can sell them, step 3:profit

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago

I would make rulse so great, people wouldn't wanjt to throw me out. One rule would be that all pedophiles, rapists, murderers, assassins, etc. would qualify for death penalty. Another thing I"d do would be having inspector check every school, daycare, or a... [Show full comment]

Alex 13 years ago

Step 1. Wear clothes made of gold. Step 2. Sell it off after they throw you out Step 3. Profit.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Your fucking stupid. It would be hard to move around in clothes made of gold.

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Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago

Well would it really be so bad? I'd start off by cutting taxes in such a way as to rebuild our economy and provide more jobs. Then I'd make gay marriage legal, but make it illegal to sue people who refuse to work the ceremony - this will prevent straight p... [Show full comment]

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider69 2 years ago

fuck it was going to be an ascii art

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Mr-Dust-Bunny 9 years ago

Ahem.... HITLER 2.0

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

America needs a dictatorship for a eecade or so. We forgot the importance of democracy and need to be remembered.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA 9 years ago

Dont make stupid laws

sugaffair 10 years ago

i would be very famous even if they kick me out. Famous = internet = interview = money

blanksora 11 years ago

Rule no 1 until I die nobody shall kill me Rule no 2 I will have all the money I want until I die

Pooly_F 9 years ago

So ... basically Trump?

Arash Michael Sami KjÃ¦r 13 years ago

Swiss bank account. Tropico style!

ArmedSpirit 11 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

TaraJane 9 years ago

Put on clothes made of money but DONT destroy the money

Juan Martinez 13 years ago

So long as I only went into it with only the clothes on my back I think this is pretty damn fair.

OBLIVIOUS GAMER 11 years ago

new law give half of what you have to the homeless

Squidman27 10 years ago

MURDER ALL WHO APPOSE ME

derpyhooves7481 11 years ago

so obama?

AspenMuku 5 years ago

*Kokichi* Other than that yeah I'll try and do what"s best for us :D

NikkiNicole 11 years ago

Put on you clothes made of gold, then sell them, YOU ARE RICH AGAIN

Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics 11 years ago

President: I am a president so i dont need to be a dictator. Vice President: Democracy fukkk yeah

VoluntaryDash 8 years ago

FINALLY ANARCHO CAPITALISM!!!

Peradox 12 years ago

remember to buy a couple of houses, and leech as much money as possibru.

GrimIce 10 years ago

Hell no

Cloverleaf 9 years ago

1. I am not a god, so do not worship me. 2. NASA gets a bigger budget. Even if we don't make it further in space exploration their research is applicable elsewhere too 3. Impose further brackets for tax on higher incomes. Shift the lower brackets to en... [Show full comment]

Ian The'giantmidgetman Smallwood 13 years ago

Rule 1. The military budget is cut down and given to the american populous no matter how poor

Xx_Maddie_Meow_xX 11 years ago

New Law: Just no... i am forever dictator... FOREVER! FOR I AM SIR KING ELDRIG OF THE NORTH WESTERN AISLE OF WALMART! (get it ;) isles is spelt aisle..) yea ik im fucking lame as shit...

butterdomain 11 years ago

best 5 years ever

Emporer Toast 11 years ago

THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL THE SENATE WOULD KICK YOU OUT ONCE YOU BREAK THE CONSTITUTION

anonymousbrony 10 years ago

Actually no considering theat if this happened the Senate would no longer exist

MikeHunt. 3 years ago

I always hated usa i would love to be a dictator i will burn the country to the ground

Jamiel 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name f... [Show full comment]

Cguy844 7 years ago

Make a new calender specifically for the U.S. where 5 years takes 100 regular years

MrStealYoGirl 12 years ago

I would make the laws that Presidents can only be kicked out of office once they die.

WetShroom 10 years ago

Trump, is that you?

Nightlizard 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Vortex1212 9 years ago

nah

Kaktus II 10 years ago

I comand that all streats must be erased â˜º

TheMiningMushroom 11 years ago

Where is the Freedom!!!!!!!

Mimimi 9 years ago

The clothes on my stomach tho..... What happens to them?

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago

i would want to never go on the streets

Mady0 9 years ago

New law IM CHANGING THE CALENDAR

Trey Taylor 13 years ago

Clothes made of Very thick stacks of money anybody?

Smertcomment 11 years ago

Step 1. nothing.

silver hands 11 years ago

Don't be racist. Race problem solved. Stop wasting time online and do your homework, education problem solved. Laugh at donald trump, trump problem solved. Read more books, dumb american problem solved. Learn to make something with your hands, be resposibl... [Show full comment]

bronie_guy 11 years ago

make law about the ABB begin to do everything the said there going to do to bronys and also have bronys and delete all pony porn....done you can throw me on my ass now guys im done

heg2defwcuj 4 years ago

why cant i just walk out before they strip me

apriljones 10 years ago

So you're basically Donald Trump then. Because this is what's about to happen with Donald Trump

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