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RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago

New law, no streets!

Trentown 10 years ago

New law nobody can hate u after ur time is up

ShadowFox 11 years ago

Law 1. I will always be supreme dictator of the US Law 2. uhhh... i havnt thought this far

Migdin1 9 years ago

2. I am always supreme dictato--- wait that was the same as the first one...

ivegotnothing 9 years ago

there is no downside to this

timbutts 10 years ago

How about in those five years, you improve the living conditions for homeless people,or make laws that end homelessness entirely so you don't have to worry so much about being thrown out on the streets later? It"s a win for everyone,really.

Definablelife 6 years ago

Yes kill all the homeless boom no more homeless (joke government)

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Damien Thorn 13 years ago

Rule no. 1 : The five years becomes eternity. XD

Kamenaglasses 9 years ago

Yes

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razorsimon 9 years ago

Step 1: be a good leader so people would hire me for a job, step 2 :wear golden clothes so i can sell them, step 3:profit

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago

I would make rulse so great, people wouldn't wanjt to throw me out. One rule would be that all pedophiles, rapists, murderers, assassins, etc. would qualify for death penalty. Another thing I"d do would be having inspector check every school, daycare, or a... [Show full comment]

Alex 13 years ago

Step 1. Wear clothes made of gold. Step 2. Sell it off after they throw you out Step 3. Profit.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Your fucking stupid. It would be hard to move around in clothes made of gold.

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Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago

Well would it really be so bad? I'd start off by cutting taxes in such a way as to rebuild our economy and provide more jobs. Then I'd make gay marriage legal, but make it illegal to sue people who refuse to work the ceremony - this will prevent straight p... [Show full comment]

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider69 2 years ago

fuck it was going to be an ascii art

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Mr-Dust-Bunny 9 years ago

Ahem.... HITLER 2.0

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

America needs a dictatorship for a eecade or so. We forgot the importance of democracy and need to be remembered.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA 9 years ago

Dont make stupid laws

wxlf 11 years ago

allmost hitler

ashudow 9 years ago

My Law"s: 1) We take every homeless person in. 2) We give infinite monies

Someguyatetoomanypretzels 8 years ago

We give infinite monies ( one, would cause a fucking purge, if not, you would run out of world resources)

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Aaron Ogle 13 years ago

I'm willing to be thrown out with nothing if it means I have an opportunity to eradicate crime, racial and religious hatred, bigotry, and be able to invest more money in education and alternative energy.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

law 1: lifetime appointments law 2: can never be stripped of possessions 3: we're getting out of the UN and reviewing the reasons to be in NATO 4:all liberal politicians are gone, to the curb. only conservatives in offices. 5:all environment regulations th... [Show full comment]

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

and 11: all of that awful rap garbage is gone. 12:all the celebs that did nothing for fame are out too

KITTYDABOSS 11 years ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow... Just wow

lance-with-axe 4 years ago

Cure homlessness I see a lot of silly comments, but it is possible

Pedro L 11 years ago

But if I make a that there si no downside?

MonsterToby 11 years ago

2 long 4 me (thats what she said)

Someguyatetoomanypretzels 8 years ago

You could have a fucking house on your back... If you made a good dictator they would give you money and help you start again

Astral Umbra 12 years ago

Lazy Kitty... GG mate GG

thelocalcannon 10 years ago

new law, you cant strip me and if you touch me you are instantly killed

Double0racle 9 years ago

I now decree that 1 year is equivalent to my lifespan. When I die, that much time will be one year.

Richard Warren Wielenbeck 13 years ago

obama?

Weedweed 10 years ago

Glue a quadrillion dollars to my clothes

you're_my_Vendetta 11 years ago

*Wearing minecraft diamond armor*

popeyeskid 11 years ago

Well I could just make a new law that when I get thrown to the street I can get five MILLION dollars.

ThatOneFangirlWhoJustSoHappensToBeAShadowhunterAndDemigod 11 years ago

Rule 1: get given 100 by everyone every month

ZelabDK 9 years ago

So like... Trump?

Marco Black 13 years ago

Totally worth it!

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

I don't think this country should ever end up a dictatorship amirite?

Karakui 11 years ago

Introduce a law that makes it illegal for people who pass me on the street to not give me their bank account details.

banannaman8 11 years ago

But what if I make a law that States I can't be taken out of power?

derpsounds 10 years ago

New law no one eat more than 22 tons of cheese but me

VitaliiDaGamer 10 years ago

you are kim john un he ate 400 pounds of cheesy cream

what_is_this 11 years ago

Just order them to leave millions of dollars stashed away for you somewhere.. problem fixed

Jay-J 8 years ago

New law: y"all can't do crap to my position. Plus if y"all find a loophole I will always be infinitely rich forever.

sweetsouthernsarcasm 12 years ago

Not into communism. We'd be poor as hell as a country, and only the elite would have what they needed. Communism and Marxism will never work. Ever.

JetfirenJetstorm 11 years ago

No thanks

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

rule no. 1:the pretty cure will have to fight monsters rule no. 2:the monsters will be summoned by you,my loyal subjects rule no. 3:you have to use an object to summon the monster. rule no. 4:the monster has to possess an object (in the same way that na... [Show full comment]

jejjymaqs 11 years ago

no. 1: kill anyone that opposes you. no. 2: Anything you want.

Thunder Sword 11 years ago

Step 1: Spend first 4 years doing what ever. Step 2: Pass a Law to give homeless people training for good careers. Step 3: Pass a Law to gather homeless people and house them until on their feet. Step 4: Live a good life.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Law 1: 30% of all taxes goes to me. Law 2: None of my laws can be made irreversible. Law 3: the person in reference of laws 1 and 4 refer to me, NotTheProtagonist, not whoever is leading the US. Law 4: I immediately resign and place the previous guy in charge.

NinNin 11 years ago

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Hyperion 11 years ago

Supreme dictator? I would prefer if the Americans chose me

Neonmanic9 7 years ago

Rule 1:You can't throw me out

Kick me 12 years ago

I would hide bunkers that only I knew about in every state and the keys would be my finger print and I would have money and food and other nessecitys to keep me alive and rich I would fill one with cheese.

floppystarfish 10 years ago

Just create an amazing welfare program to help you when you"re time is over

Pooly_F 9 years ago

So ... basically Trump?

Arash Michael Sami KjÃ¦r 13 years ago

Swiss bank account. Tropico style!

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