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RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

New law, no streets!

Trentown8 years ago

New law nobody can hate u after ur time is up

ShadowFox9 years ago

Law 1. I will always be supreme dictator of the US Law 2. uhhh... i havnt thought this far

Migdin18 years ago

2. I am always supreme dictato--- wait that was the same as the first one...

ivegotnothing8 years ago

there is no downside to this

timbutts8 years ago

How about in those five years, you improve the living conditions for homeless people,or make laws that end homelessness entirely so you don't have to worry so much about being thrown out on the streets later? It"s a win for everyone,really.

Definablelife4 years ago

Yes kill all the homeless boom no more homeless (joke government)

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razorsimon8 years ago

Step 1: be a good leader so people would hire me for a job, step 2 :wear golden clothes so i can sell them, step 3:profit

Damien Thorn12 years ago

Rule no. 1 : The five years becomes eternity. XD

Kamenaglasses7 years ago

Yes

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I-WonderWhy8 years ago

I would make rulse so great, people wouldn't wanjt to throw me out. One rule would be that all pedophiles, rapists, murderers, assassins, etc. would qualify for death penalty. Another thing I"d do would be having inspector check every school, daycare, or a...[Show full comment]

Alex12 years ago

Step 1. Wear clothes made of gold. Step 2. Sell it off after they throw you out Step 3. Profit.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Your fucking stupid. It would be hard to move around in clothes made of gold.

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Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

Ahem.... HITLER 2.0

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

America needs a dictatorship for a eecade or so. We forgot the importance of democracy and need to be remembered.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

Dont make stupid laws

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

Well would it really be so bad? I'd start off by cutting taxes in such a way as to rebuild our economy and provide more jobs. Then I'd make gay marriage legal, but make it illegal to sue people who refuse to work the ceremony - this will prevent straight p...[Show full comment]

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider699 months ago

fuck it was going to be an ascii art

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Xx_Maddie_Meow_xX9 years ago

New Law: Just no... i am forever dictator... FOREVER! FOR I AM SIR KING ELDRIG OF THE NORTH WESTERN AISLE OF WALMART! (get it ;) isles is spelt aisle..) yea ik im fucking lame as shit...

butterdomain9 years ago

best 5 years ever

Cloverleaf8 years ago

1. I am not a god, so do not worship me. 2. NASA gets a bigger budget. Even if we don't make it further in space exploration their research is applicable elsewhere too 3. Impose further brackets for tax on higher incomes. Shift the lower brackets to en...[Show full comment]

Ian The'giantmidgetman Smallwood12 years ago

Rule 1. The military budget is cut down and given to the american populous no matter how poor

MikeHunt.last year

I always hated usa i would love to be a dictator i will burn the country to the ground

Jamiel9 years ago

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Emporer Toast9 years ago

THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL THE SENATE WOULD KICK YOU OUT ONCE YOU BREAK THE CONSTITUTION

anonymousbrony9 years ago

Actually no considering theat if this happened the Senate would no longer exist

WetShroom8 years ago

Trump, is that you?

Nightlizard9 years ago

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Vortex12128 years ago

nah

Cguy8446 years ago

Make a new calender specifically for the U.S. where 5 years takes 100 regular years

MrStealYoGirl10 years ago

I would make the laws that Presidents can only be kicked out of office once they die.

TheMiningMushroom9 years ago

Where is the Freedom!!!!!!!

Mimimi7 years ago

The clothes on my stomach tho..... What happens to them?

Kaktus II9 years ago

I comand that all streats must be erased â˜º

Mady08 years ago

New law IM CHANGING THE CALENDAR

Trey Taylor12 years ago

Clothes made of Very thick stacks of money anybody?

Smertcomment9 years ago

Step 1. nothing.

LolOmgYolo9 years ago

i would want to never go on the streets

bronie_guy9 years ago

make law about the ABB begin to do everything the said there going to do to bronys and also have bronys and delete all pony porn....done you can throw me on my ass now guys im done

heg2defwcuj3 years ago

why cant i just walk out before they strip me

silver hands10 years ago

Don't be racist. Race problem solved. Stop wasting time online and do your homework, education problem solved. Laugh at donald trump, trump problem solved. Read more books, dumb american problem solved. Learn to make something with your hands, be resposibl...[Show full comment]

MysticalApple7 years ago

New law: 1 year is now the amount of time it takes for the star to die

Magunai 10 years ago

oh god the amount of loopholes in this

apriljones8 years ago

So you're basically Donald Trump then. Because this is what's about to happen with Donald Trump

Renniuq9 years ago

New law: When I'm removed from power, The first person who looks like me and shares my name to be thrown onto a street with nothing but the clothes on their back will become the new supreme dictator. They will have all the possessions I had before I was removed from power. Next Law:

JaredNexus9 years ago

Worth it.

FeckThisSheisse8 years ago

No. 1: "Everyone, this is a purge. Kill each other."

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago

after stealing that much money, just go home where the actual money that you already have is

HelloGoodbye9 years ago

1. Ask people to give you super expensive clothes. 2. Sell the clothes after 5 years. 3. Profit!

Yrahcaz8 years ago

Kill them all on the last day.

Javi Lara12 years ago

I'll kill everyone!

-12-Volleyball_Jules-129 years ago

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