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CANDY, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.

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Every piece has a 5% chance of also being a laxative.

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BlazoBoom 11 years ago

Just summon tons of candy and sell it. "Chance Candy - It could be a laxative!" XD

Gamerfreak1225 4 years ago

I was about to say no but after reading this I think I’d be funny too

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TnTFurY 11 years ago

Yay cavities and the shits for everyone!!!!

MohamedAmineBlock 8 years ago

Win-win situation.

BlackMagic1812 7 years ago

Hol up

SeabassJames 9 years ago

End world hunger and constipation!

DarthKalpa 9 years ago

You roll a d20... on a natural 1, it"s laxative.

Ha not gonna Harlem 11 years ago

Who wishes to play a game

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

Sell it :P

Honeybadgerkc31 9 years ago

This is the second time I have been on this question

anh 10 years ago

That doesnt matter i can just sit on the toilet and eat candy

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

in the bathroom when i do it.

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

youre gonna "do" the candy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spaace 11 years ago

I LIKE THOSE ODDS

HeleenDuren 9 years ago

IKR it"s like 95% of the time just candy

MaximumDonutOverload 11 years ago

THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS!

Aulain 9 years ago

I don't see a downside. I already easily get constipated.

F0x7r07 10 years ago

Fuck I got a laxitive

RetroNerd 11 years ago

So worth it.

Buttux 11 years ago

I don't have to eat the candy myself.

Menelik Sanders 13 years ago

I'm lactose intolerant so its already more then 5%

JoyfulNoiseMaker 4 years ago

In case people need to be explained this, milk IS in candy. For example, right out of the gate, chocolate, unless it is high-cocoa chocolate specifically, has a lot of dairy as a base as well as the sugar to make it not bitter as shit (because chocolate, i... [Show full comment]

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Trevor Valance 13 years ago

candy AND fix spontaenous constipation? im in.

Saintbrucemagoo 10 years ago

Welll I will just seel candy then

ErisTams 9 years ago

Great thing about being an adult? I can already have candy whenever I want 😂

Co_rnd 3 years ago

Candy taste bad

abilong@drwho123 12 years ago

oh well :)

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

YES!!!!

Candyprincess 11 years ago

Thats basically polo mints

Kasta 6 years ago

I like those odds

boocat1767 11 years ago

Just look carefully at it

hacker806 9 years ago

Im not laxative intolerant so

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago

I don't eat candy a lot... Meh. Pass.

annabethchase04 9 years ago

I don't want candy that much

smart one 10 years ago

whats laxative mean

buttonkitty 11 years ago

Much dairy. Noooooo, hehe.

CuriousMistwalker11 5 years ago

Insomniacs unite, it is time

toejamburger 12 years ago

Worth it. Eat ALL the gummy worms.

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago

Have one massive never ending string of different types of candy. PROBLEM SOLVED

Roger|Pro 10 years ago

Then I will eat the candy that I buy and give the candy that I make to people

Waffle_Wumbo 10 years ago

Too much candy= vomit

evodokim 11 years ago

so just eat them on the toilet with a life supply of toilet paper so your always ready

Kaitlynholbrook 9 years ago

Always constipated so win win

Sus.com 2 years ago

I dont even like candy

Meduckie 11 years ago

ECH WHO CARES? YES

iamnoone 9 years ago

I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER. eat the candy in a bathroom

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago

certain artificial sweeteners already have a very small laxative effect. if thats the kind you mean, im in

gamermuchpoints 11 years ago

Im in a diet XD

Yeetus-the-feetus 6 years ago

I"d get a bunch of it and then sell it all. 5% are the minority so they would get ingored or not recognized.

i_dont_know_tbh_xxx 10 years ago

idk what a laxative is but im not risking that

Ethodox 11 years ago

Don't even like candy tbh

SquidSquid03 9 years ago

Laxatives don’t affect me! *has explosive diarrhea* Crap...

XxHugo_GuatexX 11 years ago

I don't like candy

CODEX07 9 years ago

I always eat laxative candy

smart one 10 years ago

quit lieing. i know u want it

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