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CANDY, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.

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Every piece has a 5% chance of also being a laxative.

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BlazoBoom 11 years ago

Just summon tons of candy and sell it. "Chance Candy - It could be a laxative!" XD

Gamerfreak1225 4 years ago

I was about to say no but after reading this I think I’d be funny too

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TnTFurY 11 years ago

Yay cavities and the shits for everyone!!!!

MohamedAmineBlock 9 years ago

Win-win situation.

BlackMagic1812 8 years ago

Hol up

SeabassJames 10 years ago

End world hunger and constipation!

DarthKalpa 10 years ago

You roll a d20... on a natural 1, it"s laxative.

Ha not gonna Harlem 11 years ago

Who wishes to play a game

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

Sell it :P

Honeybadgerkc31 10 years ago

This is the second time I have been on this question

anh 10 years ago

That doesnt matter i can just sit on the toilet and eat candy

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

in the bathroom when i do it.

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

youre gonna "do" the candy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spaace 11 years ago

I LIKE THOSE ODDS

HeleenDuren 9 years ago

IKR it"s like 95% of the time just candy

MaximumDonutOverload 11 years ago

THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS!

Aulain 10 years ago

I don't see a downside. I already easily get constipated.

F0x7r07 10 years ago

Fuck I got a laxitive

RetroNerd 11 years ago

So worth it.

Buttux 11 years ago

I don't have to eat the candy myself.

Menelik Sanders 13 years ago

I'm lactose intolerant so its already more then 5%

JoyfulNoiseMaker 5 years ago

In case people need to be explained this, milk IS in candy. For example, right out of the gate, chocolate, unless it is high-cocoa chocolate specifically, has a lot of dairy as a base as well as the sugar to make it not bitter as shit (because chocolate, i... [Show full comment]

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Trevor Valance 13 years ago

candy AND fix spontaenous constipation? im in.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

OBESITY, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT. Nope.

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Where's the downside

tharealz.me 11 years ago

I don't like to shit

BoneyBrownie 11 years ago

fixing constipation AND free cany YES

graymar15 9 years ago

Jokes on u extreme laxatives dont help my constipation.

xxhh 5 years ago

又不是没钱吃糖

Lil Ugly Mane 12 years ago

So they throw some Haribo sugar free gummy bears in with the rest of it?

fallonforpresident 11 years ago

Nice.

Rossiter 10 years ago

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SoulPancake 10 years ago

a laxative makes you poop more

GBvX 11 years ago

Eating sweets a lot is not healthy and you might have enough of it at some point when eating it a lot. Oh and me having to go to the bathroom everytime, NOPE! Not touching the button

ErisTams 9 years ago

Great thing about being an adult? I can already have candy whenever I want 😂

Saintbrucemagoo 10 years ago

Welll I will just seel candy then

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

YES!!!!

Candyprincess 11 years ago

Thats basically polo mints

Co_rnd 3 years ago

Candy taste bad

abilong@drwho123 12 years ago

oh well :)

Kasta 6 years ago

I like those odds

hacker806 9 years ago

Im not laxative intolerant so

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago

I don't eat candy a lot... Meh. Pass.

boocat1767 11 years ago

Just look carefully at it

smart one 10 years ago

whats laxative mean

annabethchase04 9 years ago

I don't want candy that much

CuriousMistwalker11 5 years ago

Insomniacs unite, it is time

toejamburger 12 years ago

Worth it. Eat ALL the gummy worms.

buttonkitty 11 years ago

Much dairy. Noooooo, hehe.

Roger|Pro 10 years ago

Then I will eat the candy that I buy and give the candy that I make to people

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago

Have one massive never ending string of different types of candy. PROBLEM SOLVED

Waffle_Wumbo 10 years ago

Too much candy= vomit

evodokim 11 years ago

so just eat them on the toilet with a life supply of toilet paper so your always ready

Kaitlynholbrook 9 years ago

Always constipated so win win

Sus.com 2 years ago

I dont even like candy

Meduckie 12 years ago

ECH WHO CARES? YES

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