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BlazoBoom9 years ago

Just summon tons of candy and sell it. "Chance Candy - It could be a laxative!" XD

Gamerfreak12253 years ago

I was about to say no but after reading this I think I’d be funny too

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TnTFurY9 years ago

Yay cavities and the shits for everyone!!!!

MohamedAmineBlock7 years ago

Win-win situation.

BlackMagic18126 years ago

Hol up

SeabassJames8 years ago

End world hunger and constipation!

DarthKalpa8 years ago

You roll a d20... on a natural 1, it"s laxative.

Ha not gonna Harlem10 years ago

Who wishes to play a game

Quack-Peep10 years ago

Sell it :P

Honeybadgerkc318 years ago

This is the second time I have been on this question

anh9 years ago

That doesnt matter i can just sit on the toilet and eat candy

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

in the bathroom when i do it.

Scarlet The Fox8 years ago

youre gonna "do" the candy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spaace10 years ago

I LIKE THOSE ODDS

HeleenDuren8 years ago

IKR it"s like 95% of the time just candy

MaximumDonutOverload10 years ago

THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS!

Aulain8 years ago

I don't see a downside. I already easily get constipated.

F0x7r079 years ago

Fuck I got a laxitive

RetroNerd10 years ago

So worth it.

Buttux10 years ago

I don't have to eat the candy myself.

Menelik Sanders12 years ago

I'm lactose intolerant so its already more then 5%

JoyfulNoiseMaker3 years ago

In case people need to be explained this, milk IS in candy. For example, right out of the gate, chocolate, unless it is high-cocoa chocolate specifically, has a lot of dairy as a base as well as the sugar to make it not bitter as shit (because chocolate, i...[Show full comment]

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

candy AND fix spontaenous constipation? im in.

annabethchase048 years ago

I don't want candy that much

smart one9 years ago

whats laxative mean

buttonkitty9 years ago

Much dairy. Noooooo, hehe.

CuriousMistwalker113 years ago

Insomniacs unite, it is time

toejamburger11 years ago

Worth it. Eat ALL the gummy worms.

Mangomagmaman7 years ago

Have one massive never ending string of different types of candy. PROBLEM SOLVED

Roger|Pro9 years ago

Then I will eat the candy that I buy and give the candy that I make to people

Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

Too much candy= vomit

evodokim10 years ago

so just eat them on the toilet with a life supply of toilet paper so your always ready

Kaitlynholbrook8 years ago

Always constipated so win win

Sus.comlast year

I dont even like candy

Meduckie10 years ago

ECH WHO CARES? YES

iamnoone8 years ago

I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER. eat the candy in a bathroom

gamermuchpoints10 years ago

Im in a diet XD

Yeetus-the-feetus5 years ago

I"d get a bunch of it and then sell it all. 5% are the minority so they would get ingored or not recognized.

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

certain artificial sweeteners already have a very small laxative effect. if thats the kind you mean, im in

Ethodox10 years ago

Don't even like candy tbh

SquidSquid037 years ago

Laxatives don’t affect me! *has explosive diarrhea* Crap...

i_dont_know_tbh_xxx9 years ago

idk what a laxative is but im not risking that

CODEX078 years ago

I always eat laxative candy

smart one9 years ago

quit lieing. i know u want it

XxHugo_GuatexX10 years ago

I don't like candy

Flanchan20029 years ago

You get free candy so I don't care, and it's only a 5% chance.

Eoku3 years ago

Fun fact: There is a common artificial sweetener often used in candy that is also a laxative. It"s called Sorbitol.

Light Yagami11 years ago

A one in twenty chance of messing yourself. But unlimited candy. I say it's worth it.

AubreeEasley8 years ago

Whats laxative?

AubreeEasley8 years ago

Never mind

TBAdriel10 years ago

i dont really like candy that much

Megalodonslava7 years ago

Get people working for you and start a huge buisness and people check the candy for a living and get money and you become rich and become CANDY KING

DOGEgotGAME9 years ago

Downside on both ends... I hate candy...

BartekTomasik8 years ago

What does laxative mean?

HeleenDuren8 years ago

5% change that it makes you poop

AnimePanda119 years ago

I don't even like candy so I'll pass.

Raebort10 years ago

wear diapers

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