Will You Press The Button?

BlazoBoom 11 years ago

Just summon tons of candy and sell it. "Chance Candy - It could be a laxative!" XD

Gamerfreak1225 4 years ago

I was about to say no but after reading this I think I’d be funny too

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TnTFurY 11 years ago

Yay cavities and the shits for everyone!!!!

MohamedAmineBlock 9 years ago

Win-win situation.

BlackMagic1812 8 years ago

Hol up

SeabassJames 10 years ago

End world hunger and constipation!

DarthKalpa 10 years ago

You roll a d20... on a natural 1, it"s laxative.

Ha not gonna Harlem 11 years ago

Who wishes to play a game

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

Sell it :P

Honeybadgerkc31 10 years ago

This is the second time I have been on this question

anh 10 years ago

That doesnt matter i can just sit on the toilet and eat candy

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

in the bathroom when i do it.

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

youre gonna "do" the candy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spaace 11 years ago

I LIKE THOSE ODDS

HeleenDuren 9 years ago

IKR it"s like 95% of the time just candy

MaximumDonutOverload 11 years ago

THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS!

Aulain 10 years ago

I don't see a downside. I already easily get constipated.

F0x7r07 10 years ago

Fuck I got a laxitive

RetroNerd 11 years ago

So worth it.

Buttux 11 years ago

I don't have to eat the candy myself.

Menelik Sanders 13 years ago

I'm lactose intolerant so its already more then 5%

JoyfulNoiseMaker 5 years ago

In case people need to be explained this, milk IS in candy. For example, right out of the gate, chocolate, unless it is high-cocoa chocolate specifically, has a lot of dairy as a base as well as the sugar to make it not bitter as shit (because chocolate, i... [Show full comment]

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Trevor Valance 13 years ago

candy AND fix spontaenous constipation? im in.

Roger|Pro 10 years ago

Then I will eat the candy that I buy and give the candy that I make to people

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago

Have one massive never ending string of different types of candy. PROBLEM SOLVED

evodokim 11 years ago

so just eat them on the toilet with a life supply of toilet paper so your always ready

Kaitlynholbrook 9 years ago

Always constipated so win win

Waffle_Wumbo 10 years ago

Too much candy= vomit

iamnoone 9 years ago

I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER. eat the candy in a bathroom

Sus.com 2 years ago

I dont even like candy

Meduckie 12 years ago

ECH WHO CARES? YES

gamermuchpoints 11 years ago

Im in a diet XD

Yeetus-the-feetus 6 years ago

I"d get a bunch of it and then sell it all. 5% are the minority so they would get ingored or not recognized.

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago

certain artificial sweeteners already have a very small laxative effect. if thats the kind you mean, im in

SquidSquid03 9 years ago

Laxatives don’t affect me! *has explosive diarrhea* Crap...

i_dont_know_tbh_xxx 10 years ago

idk what a laxative is but im not risking that

Ethodox 11 years ago

Don't even like candy tbh

smart one 10 years ago

quit lieing. i know u want it

XxHugo_GuatexX 11 years ago

I don't like candy

CODEX07 9 years ago

I always eat laxative candy

Flanchan2002 11 years ago

You get free candy so I don't care, and it's only a 5% chance.

Eoku 5 years ago

Fun fact: There is a common artificial sweetener often used in candy that is also a laxative. It"s called Sorbitol.

Light Yagami 12 years ago

A one in twenty chance of messing yourself. But unlimited candy. I say it's worth it.

AubreeEasley 10 years ago

Whats laxative?

AubreeEasley 10 years ago

Never mind

Megalodonslava 8 years ago

Get people working for you and start a huge buisness and people check the candy for a living and get money and you become rich and become CANDY KING

DOGEgotGAME 10 years ago

Downside on both ends... I hate candy...

TBAdriel 11 years ago

i dont really like candy that much

AnimePanda11 10 years ago

I don't even like candy so I'll pass.

Raebort 11 years ago

wear diapers

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

What does laxative mean?

HeleenDuren 9 years ago

5% change that it makes you poop

Rei_the_taby 2 years ago

Math's, for every 20 candy's one will be laxative throw the 50th one in a gar and eat them when your constipated, there's about a 84% chance it'll be a laxative