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CANDY, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.
but
Every piece has a 5% chance of also being a laxative.
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BlazoBoom9 years ago
Just summon tons of candy and sell it. "Chance Candy - It could be a laxative!" XD

Gamerfreak12252 years ago
I was about to say no but after reading this I think I’d be funny too
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TnTFurY9 years ago
Yay cavities and the shits for everyone!!!!

MohamedAmineBlock7 years ago
Win-win situation.

BlackMagic18126 years ago
Hol up

SeabassJames8 years ago
End world hunger and constipation!

DarthKalpa8 years ago
You roll a d20... on a natural 1, it"s laxative.

Ha not gonna Harlem10 years ago
Who wishes to play a game

Quack-Peep10 years ago
Sell it :P

Honeybadgerkc318 years ago
This is the second time I have been on this question

anh8 years ago
That doesnt matter i can just sit on the toilet and eat candy

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
in the bathroom when i do it.

Scarlet The Fox8 years ago
youre gonna "do" the candy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spaace9 years ago
I LIKE THOSE ODDS

HeleenDuren7 years ago
IKR it"s like 95% of the time just candy

MaximumDonutOverload10 years ago
THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS!

Aulain8 years ago
I don't see a downside. I already easily get constipated.

F0x7r078 years ago
Fuck I got a laxitive

RetroNerd9 years ago
So worth it.

Buttux9 years ago
I don't have to eat the candy myself.

Menelik Sanders12 years ago
I'm lactose intolerant so its already more then 5%

JoyfulNoiseMaker3 years ago
In case people need to be explained this, milk IS in candy. For example, right out of the gate, chocolate, unless it is high-cocoa chocolate specifically, has a lot of dairy as a base as well as the sugar to make it not bitter as shit (because chocolate, i...[Show full comment]
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Trevor Valance12 years ago
candy AND fix spontaenous constipation? im in.

Kasta5 years ago
I like those odds

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
I don't eat candy a lot... Meh. Pass.

boocat17679 years ago
Just look carefully at it

hacker8067 years ago
Im not laxative intolerant so

annabethchase048 years ago
I don't want candy that much

smart one9 years ago
whats laxative mean

toejamburger11 years ago
Worth it. Eat ALL the gummy worms.

buttonkitty9 years ago
Much dairy. Noooooo, hehe.

CuriousMistwalker113 years ago
Insomniacs unite, it is time

Roger|Pro9 years ago
Then I will eat the candy that I buy and give the candy that I make to people

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
Have one massive never ending string of different types of candy. PROBLEM SOLVED

evodokim10 years ago
so just eat them on the toilet with a life supply of toilet paper so your always ready

Kaitlynholbrook7 years ago
Always constipated so win win

Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago
Too much candy= vomit

iamnoone8 years ago
I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA EVER. eat the candy in a bathroom

Sus.com12 months ago
I dont even like candy

Meduckie10 years ago
ECH WHO CARES? YES

gamermuchpoints9 years ago
Im in a diet XD

Yeetus-the-feetus4 years ago
I"d get a bunch of it and then sell it all. 5% are the minority so they would get ingored or not recognized.

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
certain artificial sweeteners already have a very small laxative effect. if thats the kind you mean, im in

SquidSquid037 years ago
Laxatives don’t affect me! *has explosive diarrhea* Crap...

i_dont_know_tbh_xxx9 years ago
idk what a laxative is but im not risking that

Ethodox9 years ago
Don't even like candy tbh

smart one9 years ago
quit lieing. i know u want it

XxHugo_GuatexX10 years ago
I don't like candy

CODEX078 years ago
I always eat laxative candy

Eoku3 years ago
Fun fact: There is a common artificial sweetener often used in candy that is also a laxative. It"s called Sorbitol.

Light Yagami11 years ago
A one in twenty chance of messing yourself. But unlimited candy. I say it's worth it.

AubreeEasley8 years ago
Whats laxative?

AubreeEasley8 years ago
Never mind

Flanchan20029 years ago
You get free candy so I don't care, and it's only a 5% chance.

DOGEgotGAME9 years ago
Downside on both ends... I hate candy...

TBAdriel9 years ago
i dont really like candy that much
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