Will You Press The Button?

You lose your ability to feel sorrow

but

You also lose your ability to fall in love or appreciate humor

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Maharid3 months ago

The cons is cimppy overwhelming compared to the pro, NO.

BanBanlast year

i feel like dis everyday so no downsides XD

carmenwinsteadlast year

END YOUR LIFE

RealMarkiplierlast year

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Piggybacksphinx9 years ago

So a lose lose scenario

ItsZedd5 years ago

But what"s the benefit?

Logicalthoughtslast year

U technically don’t feel sad

Hero53027 years ago

Lol I already dont feel this crap already what"s the difference

MIKAA-8087 years ago

Hell no, i don’t want to be a cyborg

just_some_russian_dj3 months ago

Cyborg go brrrrr

Drangy7 years ago

So suppressed emotions?

Timmcntire8 years ago

So I lose my personality

ZaneP12 years ago

14% of people are cybermen

AlarmedMantis2 years ago

https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/nerd-face-emoji-clever-emoticon-with-glasses-geek-student_3482-1193.jpg?w=2000

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RandomSomeone7 years ago

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat or Kratos from God Of War... win-win anyways

BobHealthPoints7 years ago

I can't do that I AM humour

xX_MLGDanut420Weed_X8 years ago

-_- O_O -_O -_o -_- zZZ zZZ

Lman8 years ago

I already know someone with all of these symptoms

YouDontKnowMe8 years ago

I don't feel sorrow that much anyway.... I don't like love but I AM 99% made of humor so....

Karl Marcus Wong12 years ago

So basically, you become Professor Snape in the first few books?

vanessacherramina7 years ago

go harry potter

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Miz Redavni12 years ago

That's called a sociopath.

Scarlett Clements12 years ago

You would basically be Sheldon Cooper.

Pokenoob8 years ago

No, he feels love and other feelings/emotions!

unnamed man9 years ago

Sorrow is a part of your feelings

DustyRose7 years ago

I need humor to survive

ripharambe38 years ago

hell ya! no...less....-5% of any human emotions...... at least that i have left, really...... but who cares? no more love and pain after they hate you for life

senatordeathwish7 years ago

So you become a psychopath? I can't feel remorse or joy, only hate.

Hello787 years ago

Sociopath

gladiator25139 years ago

screw emotions geting in my way all the time

sans1145149 months ago

At least I can laugh ⅩD

Uplift9 years ago

Look at me now

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

so you become castiel when he first arrived?

taic00045 years ago

Both of those are terrible i mean loose a lot of your human self and be alone forever

SpecialK32910 years ago

Gotta take the bad with the good

rexssj11 years ago

I won't press that i already lost my ability to feel sorrow and fall in love so humor is all i've got right now

Agent_Waffle8 years ago

I see no upside. Sorrow can cause healing in the longrun.

Lymle9 years ago

Good I don't want to fall in love T_T

EnderQueen069 years ago

I like this one.

Goob1109 years ago

Not the humor D:

Sebster7 years ago

You would be no one

Grace Black12 years ago

Without sorrow you can feel no happiness.

Ohiostate20029 years ago

WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!

Storm23087 years ago

Im asexual and aromantic sooo i dont feel love i dont feel humour either

The universe is dead, because you were late for work9 years ago

I don't have any friends.

Krusek8 years ago

I become a Vulcan?

-CUPCAKE PIE-9 years ago

i don't care if i can't fall in love.... because i am a pegasus...damnit....no one likes me..swag.

Hyltran7 years ago

You become a sociopath like Sherlock Holmes or the Joker.

Helix93510 years ago

this is already my life thanks to 8 years of concerta non stop with full dose

Loansome9 years ago

2 words Ayanami Rei

TheGuestAnonymouss7 years ago

lol i cant stop laughing

Charlene Ergina12 years ago

i just have a lot of feelings

Hello787 years ago

Sherlock homes?

Tyler Otaku Poore12 years ago

kkudere fuck thee world

wisecrack39 years ago

upside?

Xx_swagarvel_xX9 years ago

Th1s 1s bullsh1t

Princessofgame9 years ago

If you press it means that you don't feel nothing anymore

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