You are an undying immortal
but
Any cuts, bruises, or otherwise non-lethal injuries you sustain will not heal
I will not


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Autumnwater_29 2 years ago
Wait,if i sustain lethal injuries……

Aeroon 11 years ago
am i undyne? the undying?

namgyus_discord_kitten 11 months ago
NGAHHHHHHHH
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DevinMatt 11 years ago
You wanna know how I got these cuts, bruises and scars? Over 9000 years of immortality, boy!

XRaider_UHC 11 years ago
I got hemophilia so he'll yeah! I'll press the button

Asdasdas 2 years ago
what is hemophilia
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Coaster 10 years ago
What if you break your arm/leg/other body part? Do you really want to be stuck like that forever?

Hayley Blanch 13 years ago
Having paper cuts that never heal? Fuck that shit.

DynamicGames 5 years ago
OH NAH
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Killer0126 11 years ago
*puts on armor*

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
Who wants to outlive the universe?

MatthewMcConico 7 years ago
Nobody

Turtle327 8 years ago
Gets paper cut me:oh shit where"s my axe gonna make it lethal

Fedxftw 10 years ago
Give me one reason why to want immortallity

Fedxftw 9 years ago
Yeah, but you will outlast everything, including the earth and heat and light and eternity itself, you will just float around space forever.
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Woody Smith 13 years ago
Where's the upside?

InaaneSanity 9 years ago
You could be the wizest man or woman on earth and answer any question with ease
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Tom Mankee 13 years ago
deadpool mothafocka! XD

YourBoiTy675 9 years ago
deadpool heals
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Josh Tomblin 13 years ago
WORTH IT! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

ninjatiger 12 years ago
I would look SO BADASS

davidkvis99 10 years ago
WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT?????

Funwaterpress 4 months ago
The good news is that I seem to have become accustomed to them.

MishtiDoi 9 years ago
No upside.

hanumanbhakt 3 years ago
till the time im not dying its just fine

Shadow_Storm 11 years ago
living forever hell no what happens when humanity dies out

Practically-Satan 9 years ago
No thanks I'll die

chennai94 10 years ago
Who cares about paper cuts?

24llivingston 11 years ago
you never die who cares about cuts.

Minipotatoes 10 years ago
*stubs toe* * screams for 3 months until I get used to the pain*

KermitTheFrog 10 years ago
I AM A GOD,Hurry up with my damn massage

Dragonmaster9000 6 years ago
Wait until cut is infected then its lethal and will heal

NickeyTheCookie 10 years ago
IM GREAT AT GETTING HURT SCREW THIS

Artemis Fowl 11 years ago
So, bleeding all over the place and looking terrible?

Vicamu 8 years ago
Why saying undying lol

John Doe 11 years ago
Never got to cut my hair again, lots of money saved.

ButtonMaker 2 years ago
Being immortal without a way out will likely end up going badly once you are stuck floating in a cold empty void after the end of the universe.

SalmonGuy 11 years ago
Who fucking cares!

LindaDaleBellaBerry 9 years ago
I mean... will these "non-leathal" injuries still hurt?

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago
ASSUMING it means they won't heal at a supernatural rate, then it also means that lethal injuries DO heal at a supernatural rate. Therefore, even though it's not the best immortality, it's still fairly far from the bottom of the list.

Poesay 10 years ago
Tbh this would be a perfect punishment for masochists.

Jacky_Boy426 9 years ago
Why would you want to watch a your family and friend die as you didn't get any older

Aawsome1 10 years ago
I don't wanna be the only person on the planet that won't die soooooo NO

SUPER1UP 5 years ago
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samomezz 11 years ago
what if i eat a bomb?

ilyas_the_boss 11 years ago
i think you`ll be the last one alive, but ill be bore AS FUCK

Mcalainaw 8 years ago
At least people would see you much people can be hurt by little things...

ThatGamerDan 11 years ago
then use medicine...

im_a_runner 10 years ago
Dont press the button

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
I can become a horror movie villain

Golden_Wing 12 years ago
DAMN does it still hurt??? Omfg if it did then I did a big mistake

angeldead 10 years ago
What's wrong with your people Clash of Clan

Eman9155 11 years ago
So I'm goku

Killer Calimari 10 years ago
sucks-sucks

Droopy 2 years ago
U just can't die from old age

atjpatatatj 11 years ago
Double negative

A-Fabulous-Seal 9 years ago
so if I get bored by my oven it won't heal?! OH HE"LL NO.
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