You are an undying immortal
but
Any cuts, bruises, or otherwise non-lethal injuries you sustain will not heal
I will not


Autumnwater_298 months ago
Wait,if i sustain lethal injuries……

Aeroon9 years ago
am i undyne? the undying?

Xx_Slenderman_xXlast year
AND I AM SLENDERMAN COLLECT MY 8 PAGES
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DevinMatt9 years ago
You wanna know how I got these cuts, bruises and scars? Over 9000 years of immortality, boy!

Coaster8 years ago
What if you break your arm/leg/other body part? Do you really want to be stuck like that forever?

XRaider_UHC 9 years ago
I got hemophilia so he'll yeah! I'll press the button

Asdasdas5 months ago
what is hemophilia
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Killer01269 years ago
*puts on armor*

Hayley Blanch12 years ago
Having paper cuts that never heal? Fuck that shit.

DynamicGames4 years ago
OH NAH
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LogicWizard3149 years ago
Who wants to outlive the universe?

MatthewMcConico5 years ago
Nobody

Turtle3277 years ago
Gets paper cut me:oh shit where"s my axe gonna make it lethal

Fedxftw8 years ago
Give me one reason why to want immortallity

Fedxftw8 years ago
Yeah, but you will outlast everything, including the earth and heat and light and eternity itself, you will just float around space forever.
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Woody Smith12 years ago
Where's the upside?

InaaneSanity7 years ago
You could be the wizest man or woman on earth and answer any question with ease
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Tom Mankee12 years ago
deadpool mothafocka! XD

YourBoiTy6757 years ago
deadpool heals
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Josh Tomblin12 years ago
WORTH IT! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

im_a_runner8 years ago
Dont press the button

ilyas_the_boss9 years ago
i think you`ll be the last one alive, but ill be bore AS FUCK

Mcalainaw7 years ago
At least people would see you much people can be hurt by little things...

ThatGamerDan9 years ago
then use medicine...

Eman91559 years ago
So I'm goku

WhiteHatHacker7 years ago
I can become a horror movie villain

Golden_Wing10 years ago
DAMN does it still hurt??? Omfg if it did then I did a big mistake

angeldead8 years ago
What's wrong with your people Clash of Clan

A-Fabulous-Seal8 years ago
so if I get bored by my oven it won't heal?! OH HE"LL NO.

Wifi Wifi Wifi12 years ago
Noiz and Aoba

Killer Calimari9 years ago
sucks-sucks

Droopylast year
U just can't die from old age

atjpatatatj9 years ago
Double negative

TheArkerportian9 years ago
What about lethal injuries though? So if a break a leg, and then I shoot or chop it off, which would cause me to die of blodd loss... will I grow a perfect new leg?

Humanperson5824 years ago
If I pressed the button I would just be a massive bruise.

JamZHate8 years ago
Supid papper cuts and nose bleeding

isuc4life7 years ago
enough non-lethal injuries will add up to be a lethal amount of injuries. sooo eventually you will die.

hdgirl1212a10 years ago
I don't want to outlive everyone I love. Plus think about what would happen to you if the government found out? They'd probably lock you up and do tests on you to find the secret to immortality, and either use the fact you can't die to justify their actions or keep it all a secret.

VenomousCompany8 years ago
As a farmer. Im screwed

Mos Courage9 years ago
Undyne the Undying in a nutshell... Or just Undyne :P

creep12 months ago
Realistically speaking, I don't think anyone would actually want to be immortal. Think of the aftermath of Earth exploding. How would you live like that, floating around in space? Lmao

Matthew_Gamer19 years ago
Who cares. I AM LONELY.

Leokantowski7 years ago
Oh hell no I want my skin to look grate

Christoph Bauer12 years ago
Becoming a Zombie ? Better after death expectations than christianity has to offer.

SUPER1UP3 years ago
What.. I did press and not press it the same time

Mr Musket9 years ago
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WonderfulWickedWitch8 years ago
By the end of one year i would look like a zombie with all the injuries

IPressButton9 years ago
But what about when the world ends in 4.75 billion years?

lol kid9 years ago
if u got cut blood would constantly pour out

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Just walking around with cuts and bruises all of your body your a walking horror movie character

IAmAHorriblePerson9 years ago
so big injuries that could kill me if im mortal do heal right?

MissMuffet9 years ago
UNDYNE THE UNDYING

Gestusultumus7 years ago
*covers myself in bublewrap

eatmyassyounerds10 years ago
When will people realize immortality is not an upside?

Thekillerorca8 years ago
Your paper cut would eventually become wider and and wider until your skin fell off, and you would bleed out if you cut yourself. So basically you suffer without blood forever and you can't die. This button is hell.

ZakiyahtheHufflecow8 years ago
I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON BUT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE IMMORTAL

Cassie Misner12 years ago
Make it worse til it is lethal...
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