You are an undying immortal
but
Any cuts, bruises, or otherwise non-lethal injuries you sustain will not heal
I will not


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Autumnwater_2910 months ago
Wait,if i sustain lethal injuries……

Aeroon9 years ago
am i undyne? the undying?

0ppl2332 months ago
stiop play undertale
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DevinMatt10 years ago
You wanna know how I got these cuts, bruises and scars? Over 9000 years of immortality, boy!

Coaster8 years ago
What if you break your arm/leg/other body part? Do you really want to be stuck like that forever?

XRaider_UHC 9 years ago
I got hemophilia so he'll yeah! I'll press the button

Asdasdas7 months ago
what is hemophilia
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Killer012610 years ago
*puts on armor*

Hayley Blanch12 years ago
Having paper cuts that never heal? Fuck that shit.

DynamicGames4 years ago
OH NAH
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LogicWizard3149 years ago
Who wants to outlive the universe?

MatthewMcConico6 years ago
Nobody

Turtle3277 years ago
Gets paper cut me:oh shit where"s my axe gonna make it lethal

Fedxftw8 years ago
Give me one reason why to want immortallity

Fedxftw8 years ago
Yeah, but you will outlast everything, including the earth and heat and light and eternity itself, you will just float around space forever.
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Woody Smith12 years ago
Where's the upside?

InaaneSanity8 years ago
You could be the wizest man or woman on earth and answer any question with ease
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Tom Mankee12 years ago
deadpool mothafocka! XD

YourBoiTy6757 years ago
deadpool heals
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Josh Tomblin12 years ago
WORTH IT! THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

MNITIMMY9 years ago
And that's how gouls were made on fallout

Ellis_Dee4 years ago
Um, what if you get decapitated or some s**t? Will you just live as a head for all of eternity? Or will you grow a new body, Deadpool style?

supermen121918josh8 years ago
That sounds like a show called tourchwood that is what happens tk one of the characters.... (not talking about main character

ButtonGod7 years ago
Wait will we feel pain

Indirectk66610 years ago
Interesting

ShadowMarco8 years ago
cool i"m an undying inmortal.. an.. Undyne the UNDYING

dardemarmesorne9 years ago
what about cancer?

davidkvis999 years ago
WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT?????

MishtiDoi7 years ago
No upside.

ninjatiger11 years ago
I would look SO BADASS

hanumanbhakt2 years ago
till the time im not dying its just fine

Shadow_Storm10 years ago
living forever hell no what happens when humanity dies out

Practically-Satan8 years ago
No thanks I'll die

chennai949 years ago
Who cares about paper cuts?

Minipotatoes8 years ago
*stubs toe* * screams for 3 months until I get used to the pain*

KermitTheFrog9 years ago
I AM A GOD,Hurry up with my damn massage

Dragonmaster90004 years ago
Wait until cut is infected then its lethal and will heal

24llivingston10 years ago
you never die who cares about cuts.

Artemis Fowl9 years ago
So, bleeding all over the place and looking terrible?

Vicamu7 years ago
Why saying undying lol

John Doe10 years ago
Never got to cut my hair again, lots of money saved.

NickeyTheCookie9 years ago
IM GREAT AT GETTING HURT SCREW THIS

LindaDaleBellaBerry8 years ago
I mean... will these "non-leathal" injuries still hurt?

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
ASSUMING it means they won't heal at a supernatural rate, then it also means that lethal injuries DO heal at a supernatural rate. Therefore, even though it's not the best immortality, it's still fairly far from the bottom of the list.

Poesay9 years ago
Tbh this would be a perfect punishment for masochists.

ButtonMaker4 months ago
Being immortal without a way out will likely end up going badly once you are stuck floating in a cold empty void after the end of the universe.

SalmonGuy9 years ago
Who fucking cares!

Aawsome1 9 years ago
I don't wanna be the only person on the planet that won't die soooooo NO

SUPER1UP3 years ago
…

samomezz10 years ago
what if i eat a bomb?

Jacky_Boy4268 years ago
Why would you want to watch a your family and friend die as you didn't get any older

Mcalainaw7 years ago
At least people would see you much people can be hurt by little things...

ThatGamerDan10 years ago
then use medicine...

im_a_runner8 years ago
Dont press the button

ilyas_the_boss9 years ago
i think you`ll be the last one alive, but ill be bore AS FUCK

Golden_Wing10 years ago
DAMN does it still hurt??? Omfg if it did then I did a big mistake

angeldead9 years ago
What's wrong with your people Clash of Clan
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