A major video game company decides to make a new game with you as the main character, paying you a small fortune for the rights to use your likeness.
but
The game is even more boring and annoying than your everyday life. What's more, your contract with the company requires you to play a televised 13-hour marathon of the game once a month for five years as 'promotional material'.
I will not

scheuerman 11 years ago
So it would be a game of me sitting on my ass playing a game about sitting on my ass playing a game

Ironmaster531 9 years ago
Game-ception.
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IdkTbh 10 years ago
Main character of no man"s sky must"ve pressed this

NorbertJohnson 9 years ago
Aw snap!

Gerard Lavictoire 13 years ago
Must be EA

SnowJohn 8 years ago
Burn
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ArnthBebastien 6 years ago
You become at least slightly famous from the streaming and the few people who buy the game and get enough money to sustain you for a while. Its not that bad

Tesla02 9 years ago
I have answered this question 5 times now and the answer is NO

bloodlord69 9 years ago
my game i game dev sim

luis cedano 11 years ago
as long as i get to hook up with Emilia Clarke in the game and get my 5 millions, i'm fine

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago
5 years of 13 hours of work a month to sit pretty for the rest of my life? worth it

JaytonGarrido 9 years ago
The game will be boring, no one will buy it, so you won't get money

MC SKELLY 10 years ago
aww they ruined my chance to be a cool character!

voidberg 11 years ago
You can still do stupid stuff in it. Pewds FTW

Strims 7 months ago
SMALL fortune? No.

Nicholas Henryvalentine Poehling 13 years ago
i already play the sims

Alex Stevens 11 years ago
Eiigigecvrbthiwh

Gamer926111 10 years ago
I could mod the game at anytime at all

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
What sort of boring and annoying are we talking here? A tedious resource management thing, an extremely long winded RPG with shitloads of side quests that are pointless or what? I"d probably put up with this just for the money.

ph7the42nd 11 years ago
upside?

Whats up nice balls no homo btw 11 years ago
Sex every day my life the game cant be to bad

Butterbuff 12 years ago
Got nothing else to do

skeeter 10 years ago
less time then i spend workin at the lumberyard, more time for drinking coors

slenderman06 3 years ago
my game should not be boring

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Sure why not? It beats having a job.

Not Here 11 years ago
1-3 hours is not a marathon, 24+ hours is.

Pressing! 10 years ago
Yeah I could take this deal like you know being a fan of this yeha of courae am in fuckers EA is an ass #LoveEA

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago
More boring... less yelling!

DragonfuryMH 9 years ago
Well I"ve got hyper-programing from another button so I"d just make a free DLC that fixes it, because that one will be more popular, the company will most likely change everything to that version as a logical business choice. Downside fixed!

OfficialLegoNerd 11 years ago
Thats basically being payed to play animal crossing. I'd do it.

Pokefan123 9 years ago
Even if this got me into the sequel of undertale, it wouldn't be worth it

boilingwillya 11 years ago
What if it's boring to everyone but me?

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago
If you're getting a small fortune, that's pretty good payment for only having to do this 13 hours a month. I mean, most people have to work around 48 hours a WEEK, and you're getting a small fortune for having to play this lane game 13 hours a month. When ... [Show full comment]

Seshh 10 years ago
Give me money tbh idc

Hadry 11 years ago
People will hates me and my videogame

buttongasm 3 months ago
better than being with my parents

xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago
*sigh* I wish there wasn't a downside. I'd love to be the main character but it just isn't worth it for me, especially if the game is less worth playing than life's worth living.....if that made sense.

teamhedman 6 years ago
still be fun

2gshaw 10 years ago
If im in a video game, my everyday life will be good! So THE GAME WOULD BE AMAZING!

Furious Finch 11 years ago
I invoke a timeless response to this situation. Money, dear boy.

Stropey 9 years ago
Mmmhmmm~🎵, ain't nobody gonna make me even more boring than I ever was~🎵. Heeeell to the no no~🎵...

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago
Define "a small fortune"

Magic_Mauritz 11 years ago
But what if i dont have a boring life and the Games adveture will be like cod beacaus im in the military (wicht im not but just if) and the game becomes super fun then HELL YHEA FREE VIDEO GAME

LunarArrow 12 years ago
It's worth it if I can help my family. Besides, I'll be doing something I'm good at. Sitting on my ass and playing video games.

ExplodingButton 11 years ago
Wasted 5 seconds to read it

DragonFireHeart 2 years ago
IS THE SMALL FORTUNE MEAT? MEAT IS OUR CURRENCY HERE... WITHOUT FOOD YOU CANNOT SURVIVE...

DragonFireHeart 2 years ago
ALSO I CAN JUST EAT THE PRODUCERS AFTER HE GIVES ME THE MEAT.
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Gyrannon 10 years ago
I'd rather make my own game, even if I end up making nothing.

Kyleisawesome87 8 years ago
EA SPORTS. IT"S IN THE GAME!

SilverTotodile 10 years ago
You know what they say! "Any publicity is good publicity."

tray 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

jake2000 11 years ago
me as the main character in just cause 4

Dafuqingturtle 11 years ago
Give me that almond joy, Bruh (ง︡'-'︠)ง

Looooooooobs 9 years ago
HEY! My everyday life isnt THAT boring I mean... its boring but.

iceyfoxlove 10 years ago
I would start cracking jokes on how i can make better video games and just mess around
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