You will receive 5 million dollars every year until the day you die
but
You need to spend 10 years in prison before you receive your first 5 million
I will not


coolerdogpond129 months ago
school is no different and i can't escape it :((((

Gamerguy9 years ago
It said in a prison so I can be a guard it never said I had to be an imate and it never said what prison I can go to the most peaceful prison that has everyone with good behavior

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Yep
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gkamonkeyfeet9 years ago
I can survive in prison if I can survive in my house

imavirginnn4 years ago
this aged really well
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Giel20029 years ago
Call your house `prison`

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Or just logic in general admiral.
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mollyadeux7 years ago
i already go to school which is virtually the same thing so

wolfdemonking8 years ago
My prison is empty and i can do whayever cuz it has everything i ever wanted

Oldiron_797 years ago
Doesn't specify which one, so sign me up for minimum security country club prison

Knight Lewis12 years ago
I just can't afford to drop the soap

Cookie_cat3 years ago
i like how this comment has 69 likes
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yurio8 years ago
I just need my ipad, I'll bribe the guards

Shar7 years ago
iPads Sux.

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
It never said what prison

Goldbutton7777 years ago
Lol like that mall prison

Fireborn27 years ago
Lol. That would be interesting...(presses button, died in prison one year later.)

Stropey7 years ago
I guess if you"re young, say 14 years, I guess it will be worth it in the end.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
I’m 11
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Red10078 years ago
Never said i can't get bailed

Trexsol11 months ago
well you HAVE to spent time in prison, but there are some actually nice prisons out there.
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BobFaceASDF8 years ago
0riso nm for 5 years in exchange for no work for the rest of my life? Yessir

TeamKobus28 years ago
Doesn't say you have to be an inmate. You can just be a guard

Kittykat1010198 years ago
My bus is prison enough. Wheres my money?

IrvinMarquez8 years ago
Prison eat sleep and kill the person next to me so I'm good

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
Make a restaurant, all it prison, live in it for 10 years. BAM

Matthias Genericname12 years ago
If it's a good prison I'm okay with this. As in, Europe.

Eric Zhao12 years ago
Yes, definitely. Imagine how 5 million a year that I don't need will benefit unfortunate children in the third-world. Nelson Mandela went to jail but did great things. RIP

John Phillips12 years ago
ifunny fans get this norway here i come

dudebro1019 years ago
So I don't get paid until im 36 fuck that

101134 years ago
bruh I could just buy myself out the prison

DanTDM9 years ago
Fu** no first I can't go outside to shit cuz I pressed the bitten to where I need to shit out of a tree so no

Gem-Gem8 years ago
No way I am not

WolfOfInsanity9 years ago
Can it be a deluxe prison?

rockoutwithme44 9 years ago
It doesn't have to be a regular prison, it can be a prison with only hot people inside our be made of candy or be a prison of whatever I can imagine

JosephTheElf8 years ago
HMP Addiewell, Scotland here I come!

BuddarScotchy10 years ago
I could never do it, they'd walk on me like a door mat

mr.whatface9 years ago
Welp, time for that Australian holiday.

InfernoBlaze 9 years ago
It's not worth prison

Shana Beals12 years ago
Before I receive my first 5 million what?

fenderbender9 years ago
why not?

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Worth it. Plus, it"s only for the first

Ermargeerh9 years ago
Hope i dont drop the soap☝🏿️👆🏿☝🏿👆🏿

that_one_person_0w02 years ago
They give u food there free food is life

if699 years ago
What about minimum security

1st-Cavalry-Division8 years ago
norway

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hot mama👰 9 years ago
I mean heat stroke

Moneyforlife8 years ago
Man grip that soap or be someone"s bitch

Shad0wBr33ch10 years ago
Hard time for hard cash.

jshaw719 years ago
In jail for what charge? Maximum security, minimum security?

Human-number3056 years ago
can we count school as a prison now?

YoshiUchiha489 years ago
I would ruin the economy

Mr.Lextro10 years ago
which prison?

D3monslay3r9 years ago
So you're just live in my house sounds ok

idkshouldi7 years ago
Jokes on you I’m 10 so I can’t go to prison hehe

Goldbutton7777 years ago
You can go to juvenile prison lmao

badamse9 years ago
prison of my mind #LOOPHOLE

Firstaid2238 years ago
They never said what kind of treatment you'd get in prison. Could be a luxury suite
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