You will receive 5 million dollars every year until the day you die
but
You need to spend 10 years in prison before you receive your first 5 million
I will not


coolerdogpond1210 months ago
school is no different and i can't escape it :((((

Gamerguy9 years ago
It said in a prison so I can be a guard it never said I had to be an imate and it never said what prison I can go to the most peaceful prison that has everyone with good behavior

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Yep
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gkamonkeyfeet9 years ago
I can survive in prison if I can survive in my house

imavirginnn4 years ago
this aged really well
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Giel20029 years ago
Call your house `prison`

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Or just logic in general admiral.
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mollyadeux7 years ago
i already go to school which is virtually the same thing so

wolfdemonking8 years ago
My prison is empty and i can do whayever cuz it has everything i ever wanted

Oldiron_797 years ago
Doesn't specify which one, so sign me up for minimum security country club prison

Knight Lewis12 years ago
I just can't afford to drop the soap

Cookie_cat3 years ago
i like how this comment has 69 likes
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yurio8 years ago
I just need my ipad, I'll bribe the guards

Shar7 years ago
iPads Sux.

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
It never said what prison

Goldbutton7777 years ago
Lol like that mall prison

Fireborn28 years ago
Lol. That would be interesting...(presses button, died in prison one year later.)

Stropey8 years ago
I guess if you"re young, say 14 years, I guess it will be worth it in the end.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
I’m 11
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Red10078 years ago
Never said i can't get bailed

Trexsollast year
well you HAVE to spent time in prison, but there are some actually nice prisons out there.
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BobFaceASDF8 years ago
0riso nm for 5 years in exchange for no work for the rest of my life? Yessir

TeamKobus28 years ago
Doesn't say you have to be an inmate. You can just be a guard

Kittykat1010198 years ago
My bus is prison enough. Wheres my money?

IrvinMarquez8 years ago
Prison eat sleep and kill the person next to me so I'm good

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
Make a restaurant, all it prison, live in it for 10 years. BAM

Matthias Genericname12 years ago
If it's a good prison I'm okay with this. As in, Europe.

Eric Zhao12 years ago
Yes, definitely. Imagine how 5 million a year that I don't need will benefit unfortunate children in the third-world. Nelson Mandela went to jail but did great things. RIP

John Phillips12 years ago
ifunny fans get this norway here i come

pichu59910 years ago
I wouldn't survive

Alphatech7 years ago
I'm pretty sure you could get inmates to defend you know they get a nice slice of cash for there service, and depending on the prison you could probably convince a few guards for privileges in your cell assuming this cash is guaranteed after release, would...[Show full comment]

AwesomeKitteh129 years ago
10 years of my life spent being miserable is a no-go for me. I'd like to earn my money.

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago
I've already spent 11 years in school

Ungarr9 years ago
10 years? no thank you 2-3 ok!

Zacattac9 years ago
ill be in one of those cushy prisons where they get internet, tv everything they want. (they never said you had to be in a bad prison.

Alluible10 years ago
Getting raped in the shower not worth it.

Oldiron_799 years ago
Unless you get shanked before your 10 years is up worth it.

Meggie Diana Gillespie12 years ago
Worth it. I can tone out and work on being humble with myself and study before being rich.

Dat1Buttonpresser2 months ago
ay I'm almost done with school I ain't doing prison next

Honk Honk9 years ago
Omg I'm only 13 yyyyyy

maxwell_8810 years ago
Can I be locked up abroad? In say like... Denmark?

Vaporeonx39 years ago
Just get out early with good behavior

man1008104 years ago
It’s a stupid question

DatFemaleJules9 years ago
Just imagine what you can fix with all that money

captain Jack9 years ago
As long as it's a Norwegian prison.

budder_owner9 years ago
I would die in prison

Niehoe9 years ago
I am attractive so how can i se myself in mirror

62801410 years ago
Work out for ten years then be rich? F*** yeah

QualityLuxury8 years ago
House arrest. Loopholes are fun

Solocupz9 years ago
Use the money to break out ?

Jacksharkquack9 years ago
It doenst say you have to be a prisoner. You could just have a house there.

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Sure. Just keep to yourself and avoid trouble for 10 years.

hot mama👰 9 years ago
I can survive in prison........if I can survive in room with the door shut and about dyeing of heat str

Dialkia7893 years ago
Never said as a prisoner or an active prison I could either get a job as a prison guard or buy a old police hq and turn the jail cell into my bedroom

Tankbuster101339 years ago
Again worth it why did this show up again?

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Schmidot20047 years ago
Be a guard In one of the most peaceful prison

ld shadow lady fan 9 years ago
Yay love it
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