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You get a sweet condo on the top floor with a wonderful view in the city of your dreams
but
Some dude always sneezes on the back of your neck when you're in the elevator
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crispcrunchgirl9 years ago
Take the stairs or wear a jacket fro something to cover your neck :P

LiterallyAnyone8 years ago
Wear a hood or take the escalator, since it"s the city of your dreams. If it"s the city of your dreams then you can have everything the way you want it, so you can have escalators!

Shane Stone12 years ago
take the stairs

gzj11 months ago
就当锻炼身体了
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CharlesDeye9 years ago
I'll just take the stairs.....That hard

ReeseLaneDaily9 years ago
Wear a scarf.

Strae9 years ago
Wear a hoodie in the elevator.

godvsdevilbruh9 years ago
Kill him

asome9 years ago
Kill him, kill him dead!

asome9 years ago
I'm replying to my own comment lol :-)

QuestionDoge9 years ago
Stand in the corner he won't get behind you haha he can't

tylerthecreator9996 years ago
I'll wear a towel on my neck

David_Jelly_King7 years ago
Ha ha the joke’s 0n you, some guy already sneezes on the back of my neck while I’m in the elevator. (☭͜ʖ☭)

Kalike Deshi12 years ago
Kill him

Nickiminajs_badussyhairs4 years ago
HUH😃
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Saunamiäs8 years ago
Punch him in nose and he domt do that

DivineGamer9 years ago
Will just take stairs

DarkShark9 years ago
Just keep your back to the wall

Victoria Plummer12 years ago
As long as he doesn't sneeze on my face... Incidentally, what if I'm alone in the elevator? D:

Aivilo9097 years ago
My house is actually haunted, with six ghosts, I have the rare ability to see and communicate with ghosts, there is Maria, Martha, Jack, Lily, James, and Michael.
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SilentKills1159 years ago
Acrophopia, anyone?

asome9 years ago
I have acrophobia!!! :-)

goodgayegg9 years ago
I could get pretty fit taking the stairs all the time

Gldgood10 years ago
Then dont use the elevator

Shaunklok-6 years ago
Have a personal stairway or escalator. Problem solved

Derpythepone439 years ago
punch the guy

HappyApple8 years ago
urrrr... i think i'll just take the stairs XD

JoeinGuy10 years ago
Cut your neck off...and then what?

BOSS-MAN7 years ago
What if your leaning against the back of the elevator? Then he won't be able to go behind you but if he does sneeze on you, just punch him in the fucking face and TAKE his Ass down and carry on until he says sorry and if he doesn't just PUNCH him to his DEATH!

emor35229 years ago
Yeah I will just wear a turtle neck 😎 LIKE A BOSS

blue_fire910 years ago
Dont take the elevator

dennisdeboer9 years ago
No downside, i'm scared of elevators!

asdfgawc110 years ago
360 no-scope the bogey before it reaches your neck and let the airhorns sound as I find a loophole

ThePaulDude9 years ago
I always take the stairs anyway so screw the downside!

SuperFox13510 years ago
Take the stairs

GyattlerRizz331last year
Take the stairs pussy

Science guy9 years ago
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ChaosWeaver11 years ago
Lol don`t care.

Tumblrcrap8 years ago
Small price to pay.

hstoney12345678909 years ago
use stairs

Dragonslayer06494 years ago
✨~stairs~✨

Prestige10769 years ago
Make the condo on a private building you own. You can make it so no male is ever on the elevator with you. Dude implies male person, and only females for alternate reasons *wink* *wink*

TimeGoat8 years ago
What if no one"s with you... wil someone teleport behind you?

Jon31579 years ago
Nothing is worth that

5nesta9 years ago
*Whistle Concert* I would take the stairs.

Sark10110 years ago
HOODIES!! :D

Somerandomwizard8 years ago
Parachute down, Jetpack up. Because I can

ActualDemon10 years ago
take the stairs or just fucking wear a raincoat

Unobox9 years ago
brb, taking the stairs

Mr. 0-San10 years ago
Meh, I'd rather live in my own house than get ebola....

Soot7 years ago
Take the stairs it"s worth it

Maxiquestions9 years ago
Stand against the wall

IPressButton9 years ago
-gives everybody a hanky before walking inside-

dw4211 years ago
Wear raincoat xD

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Why let someone do that when can have your back to one of the walls of the lift?

GD_Delta7 years ago
You"re legit everywhere
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