Wear a hood or take the escalator, since it"s the city of your dreams. If it"s the city of your dreams then you can have everything the way you want it, so you can have escalators!
Ha ha the joke’s 0n you, some guy already sneezes on the back of my neck while I’m in the elevator. (☭͜ʖ☭)
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Victoria Plummer13 years ago
As long as he doesn't sneeze on my face...
Incidentally, what if I'm alone in the elevator? D:
Aivilo9098 years ago
My house is actually haunted, with six ghosts, I have the rare ability to see and communicate with ghosts, there is Maria, Martha, Jack, Lily, James, and Michael.
I always take the stairs anyway so screw the downside!
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SuperFox13511 years ago
Take the stairs
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GyattlerRizz3312 years ago
Take the stairs pussy
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Science guy10 years ago
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ChaosWeaver12 years ago
Lol don`t care.
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5nesta10 years ago
*Whistle Concert*
I would take the stairs.
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Sark10111 years ago
HOODIES!! :D
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Dragonslayer06496 years ago
✨~stairs~✨
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Prestige107610 years ago
Make the condo on a private building you own. You can make it so no male is ever on the elevator with you. Dude implies male person, and only females for alternate reasons *wink* *wink*
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TimeGoat9 years ago
What if no one"s with you... wil someone teleport behind you?
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Jon315711 years ago
Nothing is worth that
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Soot8 years ago
Take the stairs it"s worth it
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Maxiquestions11 years ago
Stand against the wall
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Somerandomwizard10 years ago
Parachute down, Jetpack up. Because I can
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ActualDemon11 years ago
take the stairs
or just fucking wear a raincoat
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Unobox10 years ago
brb, taking the stairs
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Mr. 0-San11 years ago
Meh, I'd rather live in my own house than get ebola....
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Press_The_Button10 years ago
I'm khlostrophobic.I'll take the stairs.
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Falcon Fedros11 years ago
i would just sell the appartment
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IPressButton10 years ago
-gives everybody a hanky before walking inside-
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dw4212 years ago
Wear raincoat xD
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
Why let someone do that when can have your back to one of the walls of the lift?
GD_Delta8 years ago
You"re legit everywhere
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Dovahkiin198911 years ago
Karate chop the shit out of his neck after the third time he does it.
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12345678910123456789105 years ago
Get a job there and ban him from ever coming
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TheFurryGamer10 years ago
#murderAsonofaBitchIncoldBloodForSneezingonMe
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Adam Baugh13 years ago
take the stairs or never get in the elevator with a dude.
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BawbRaws9 years ago
Take the stairs, stand behind that dude, wear a towel around your neck...
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Gaboseries11 years ago
You bring an umbrella
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supsick11 years ago
I would punch them at some point if it was the same guy each time.
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hosee198410 years ago
go with helicopter bitches
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BroM811 years ago
Just have a hoodie or a towel at the back of ur neck brah.
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