Will You Press The Button?

Miku_Minecraft8 months ago

!¡ꖎᒷᔑᓭe ⍑elp ᒲe

TrueCommentlast year

A quick Google search tells me that "telling" does not include performing sign language as part of its definition, for whatever reason.

pengie929010 years ago

...So basically my sense of humor remains unchanged?

Vortex12127 years ago

I got that one though (i snickered)

ANoob8 years ago

Tell? Like speaking? K, just write it down to some people and tell them to say the joke to other people :D

Skull4ever8 years ago

Write it into convinient place and sign it ;)

Babes9 years ago

I'll just be that person in the corner laughing to themselves

Jason Cee12 years ago

I'm at a funeral then start thinking about that joke and laugh my ass off

ArtPsycho9 years ago

that makes you a dumbass

Schplexus4 years ago

Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch dreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm. (The man two pandas "plitsch platsch" thirteen sand close the eyes boom.)

VelocityRaptor2810 years ago

there is no point to having a joke you cannot tell

Wiups5 years ago

Lets say youre really depressed and BOOM all of the sudden your laughing in tears

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Unknown--B38 years ago

U can't tell anyone, but u could text someone the joke...😐😐😐

Tony Feenin12 years ago

Write it down

Animelover1569 years ago

Ill post it

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loverofbidoofs8 years ago

What"s da point but its a rly good joke (better not be that pikachu buss one cuz I hate it WAIT? IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thelocalcannon9 years ago

write it down and record it then play it during a funeral to lighten the mood, but everyone dies because they can't breathe from laughing so hard

Killermania6669 years ago

You could write it down and mysteriously drop it on accedent.

the baws10 years ago

They dint say u can write it

Sans' Sock9 years ago

i already have a ton of those a skele-ton

ninjapig25510 years ago

Say it in public and tell them to pass it on

EmeraldHead10 years ago

No use in not pressing the button.

GangsternauwL8 years ago

My pun-games aren't considered funny among people tho, so I assume I can still tell it?

D3ST1N9 years ago

But either way no one would know so, ofc I will press

DanieLikezChoco9 years ago

So, it"s not like I CAN'T tell anyone UNLESS . . .

Cactus764 years ago

How could it be the funniest joke in the world if no one can hear it

Sebastian Downing12 years ago

what if you do?

Kikaio10 years ago

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LovroSambolec7 years ago

ok ill write it ofn a peace of paper lol

Seth_the_Lucario9 years ago

Oh no! Killer Joke!

DDude228 years ago

Why not

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StrikerBeast10 years ago

THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE???

jshaw719 years ago

Why can't I tell it to anyone else?

yodude10 years ago

Hahaha i agree with da fish

Menardas-reply-and-post7 years ago

PSHHH I ALWAYS KEEP SECRET JOKES

Blue Harold12 years ago

inside jokes are the best

leon king9 years ago

type it comments what do you call a criminal bird with a cold ill-eagle

Woululuu10 years ago

No one said i cant write it down ;D

Jaeger9 years ago

im not losing anything here

FurLife8 years ago

Makes me think of Monty Python only without death...

herobrine10 years ago

everyone will think I am insane every time I think about it...

Sniperboi8 years ago

lmao do it at a funeral

Killthebronies9 years ago

*friend talking to me* *thinks about my joke right after he said he developed a cure for cancer* AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH