You invent the funniest joke in the world and it always makes you laugh.
but
You can never tell it to anyone else.
I will not


Miku_Minecraft8 months ago
!¡ꖎᒷᔑᓭe ⍑elp ᒲe

TrueCommentlast year
A quick Google search tells me that "telling" does not include performing sign language as part of its definition, for whatever reason.

pengie929010 years ago
...So basically my sense of humor remains unchanged?

Vortex12127 years ago
I got that one though (i snickered)

ANoob8 years ago
Tell? Like speaking? K, just write it down to some people and tell them to say the joke to other people :D

Skull4ever8 years ago
Write it into convinient place and sign it ;)

Babes9 years ago
I'll just be that person in the corner laughing to themselves

Jason Cee12 years ago
I'm at a funeral then start thinking about that joke and laugh my ass off

ArtPsycho9 years ago
that makes you a dumbass

Schplexus4 years ago
Der Mann zwei Pandas plitsch platsch dreizehn Sand Augen zu bumm. (The man two pandas "plitsch platsch" thirteen sand close the eyes boom.)

VelocityRaptor2810 years ago
there is no point to having a joke you cannot tell

Wiups5 years ago
Lets say youre really depressed and BOOM all of the sudden your laughing in tears
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Unknown--B38 years ago
U can't tell anyone, but u could text someone the joke...😐😐😐

Tony Feenin12 years ago
Write it down

Animelover1569 years ago
Ill post it
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loverofbidoofs8 years ago
What"s da point but its a rly good joke (better not be that pikachu buss one cuz I hate it WAIT? IT IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

thelocalcannon9 years ago
write it down and record it then play it during a funeral to lighten the mood, but everyone dies because they can't breathe from laughing so hard

Killermania6669 years ago
You could write it down and mysteriously drop it on accedent.

the baws10 years ago
They dint say u can write it

Sans' Sock9 years ago
i already have a ton of those a skele-ton

ninjapig25510 years ago
Say it in public and tell them to pass it on

EmeraldHead10 years ago
No use in not pressing the button.

GangsternauwL8 years ago
My pun-games aren't considered funny among people tho, so I assume I can still tell it?

D3ST1N9 years ago
But either way no one would know so, ofc I will press

DanieLikezChoco9 years ago
So, it"s not like I CAN'T tell anyone UNLESS . . .

Cactus764 years ago
How could it be the funniest joke in the world if no one can hear it

Sebastian Downing12 years ago
what if you do?

Kikaio10 years ago
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LovroSambolec7 years ago
ok ill write it ofn a peace of paper lol

Seth_the_Lucario9 years ago
Oh no! Killer Joke!

DDude228 years ago
Why not

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StrikerBeast10 years ago
THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE???

jshaw719 years ago
Why can't I tell it to anyone else?

yodude10 years ago
Hahaha i agree with da fish

Menardas-reply-and-post7 years ago
PSHHH I ALWAYS KEEP SECRET JOKES

Blue Harold12 years ago
inside jokes are the best

leon king9 years ago
type it comments what do you call a criminal bird with a cold ill-eagle

Woululuu10 years ago
No one said i cant write it down ;D

Jaeger9 years ago
im not losing anything here

FurLife8 years ago
Makes me think of Monty Python only without death...

herobrine10 years ago
everyone will think I am insane every time I think about it...

Sniperboi8 years ago
lmao do it at a funeral

Killthebronies9 years ago
*friend talking to me* *thinks about my joke right after he said he developed a cure for cancer* AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Joshua Montelibano12 years ago
What if someone overhears me say it?

tokenbird10 years ago
i can do that fine by myself x))))

Jason3687 years ago
So I can tell a joke like it.

KleptoDementia9 years ago
THEN I will tell it to my best friend "Nobody Else." Yeah, 'Anybody Else"? He is sooooooo stupid these days.

Seapony8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM

patetohunter9 years ago
In the middle of a funeral me: HAHAHAHA

GamerlolChatter10 years ago
Who in the world is gonne stop me HWHWHWHWHOOOHHOHAHAHAHAH im gonne tell it to evrybody :D

Dominatork1019 years ago
If you can't tell it, what is the point

LemonP12 months ago
laugh is goood i love laugh

Chanocraft 10 years ago
Loophole! Tell it to yourself in a journal and have someone else "accidentally" find the journal
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